Which one of you hot ladies wants to bang me?

**Ex-Terminator** · 02-09-2007, 05:41 PM

Note: I didn't put (serious) in the thread title because I don't mind a little cutting up (obviously), but I'm not kidding about this topic.

Okay.....short, sweet, and to the point: I'm a single parent and I don't have the chance to get out very often. Therefore, learning "game" is pointless for me. I'm 5', 9 1/2" tall, decently built (see avatar), no Brad Pitt in the face but definitely no dog, either. Probably about average looking. Brown hair, green eyes. Horny. Totally 100% disease-free. Never had an STD. I'll expect the same from you. Before anyone even says it, I'm 100% (no homo), so you can spare me the jokes there.

Here's the deal: which one of you hot-bodied ladies wants to bang Ex-Terminator? I'm "taking applications," in a manner of speaking. It can only be for about a 24-hour period, since I usually have my sons at home. If an applicant is accepted, I'll buy your plane ticket from wherever (within reason) to come here. Nothing weird, strange, perverted, whatever. I'm a pretty conservative guy (that's why I'm soliciting sex on an Internet message board).

In return, you get....sex with me and some appreciation.

So what do you think? You can either post here or, if you're actually serious, send me a PM.

**Brasmonky** · 02-09-2007, 05:42 PM

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**femstix** · 02-09-2007, 05:42 PM

Well I'm sure this is going to be a successful thread.......

**LiFtHaTiRoN** · 02-09-2007, 05:44 PM

nothing against your appearance or anything, but this is never gonna work. Its worth a try tho. The chances of a girl, just willing to submit herself to you, that lives near you, and is on this website is slim. Good luck tho.

**Pain Inflicter** · 02-09-2007, 05:45 PM

I was going to make a very similair thread, but then you made this one.

**Ex-Terminator** · 02-09-2007, 05:45 PM

Originally Posted by LiFtHaTiRoN

....that lives near you....

(Ahem!) Note my comment about the plane ticket if necessary....

**Brasmonky** · 02-09-2007, 05:46 PM

Originally Posted by ndg v2

I was going to make a very similair thread, but then you made this one.

Do it anyways, you have my permission

**luckylynch** · 02-09-2007, 05:46 PM

why you asking us ?

Dont you know if a chick is into you ?

**Ex-Terminator** · 02-09-2007, 05:47 PM

Originally Posted by ndg v2

I was going to make a very similair thread, but then you made this one.

Oh, suuuurre, and I'll bet you also invented the internal combustion engine, too, huh?

Kidding!

**Staberella** · 02-09-2007, 05:47 PM

Here's a serious question and no offense meant at all. If you're willing to pay for a plane ticket for no emotional attachment involved sex, why not just hire an escort?

**Super Man** · 02-09-2007, 05:48 PM

Originally Posted by Jassdolly

Here's a serious question and no offense meant at all. If you're willing to pay for a plane ticket for no emotional attachment involved sex, why not just hire an escort?

just answer the question

if someone buys you a plane ticket, would u secks them gewd?

kthnx

11/m/NY

**giantsfanftw** · 02-09-2007, 05:49 PM

you do realize that 95% of this site is full of men right?

**Staberella** · 02-09-2007, 05:49 PM

Originally Posted by Super Man

just answer the question

if someone buys you a plane ticket, would u secks them gewd?

kthnx

11/m/NY

Haha. No.

**Ex-Terminator** · 02-09-2007, 05:49 PM

Originally Posted by Jassdolly

Here's a serious question and no offense meant at all. If you're willing to pay for a plane ticket for no emotional attachment involved sex, why not just hire an escort?

That's an easy one. It's because escorts are illegal, consensual sex is not. Sure, there's the trick of just "leaving the money on the table" or whatever, but it's still illegal. I'm soliciting free, consensual sex, not prostitution.

**MMA Superstar 2** · 02-09-2007, 05:50 PM

Why don't you post this on MySpace...you'll probably get over 100 friend requests by tomorrow.

In fact, I'm just going to copy and paste your post and make my own MySpace page. I'll let you know how it goes.

**Sixtoo** · 02-09-2007, 05:50 PM

I have a question. For the ladies who may agree to sex you up, as a form of appreciation would green reputation points be involved?

**Staberella** · 02-09-2007, 05:50 PM

Originally Posted by Ex-Terminator

That's an easy one. It's because escorts are illegal, consensual sex is not. Sure, there's the trick of just "leaving the money on the table" or whatever, but it's still illegal. I'm soliciting free, consensual sex, not prostitution.

Ah, good point. Good luck in your search.

**trainTilfailure** · 02-09-2007, 05:50 PM

all two ladies who come to the misc already posted and i think they said no.. soooo

/thread

**Mtguy8787** · 02-09-2007, 05:51 PM

Originally Posted by Ex-Terminator

That's an easy one. It's because escorts are illegal, consensual sex is not. Sure, there's the trick of just "leaving the money on the table" or whatever, but it's still illegal. I'm soliciting free, consensual sex, not prostitution.

http://adultfriendfinder.com/

**Ex-Terminator** · 02-09-2007, 05:52 PM

Originally Posted by Super Man

just answer the question

if someone buys you a plane ticket, would u secks them gewd?

kthnx

11/m/NY

I would secks them purdy damn gewd!

yrwlcom

**fedale** · 02-09-2007, 05:52 PM

Originally Posted by MMA Superstar 2

Why don't you post this on MySpace...you'll probably get over 100 friend requests by tomorrow.

In fact, I'm just going to copy and paste your post and make my own MySpace page. I'll let you know how it goes.

Yeah hit me up on MySpace, then we'll talk.

**bignpisst** · 02-09-2007, 05:53 PM

I want a meal not a snack

**Ex-Terminator** · 02-09-2007, 05:53 PM

Originally Posted by whatisfightclub

I have a question. For the ladies who may agree to sex you up, as a form of appreciation would green reputation points be involved?

Yes, for at least a month every time I recharge.

**user178944** · 02-09-2007, 05:54 PM

Originally Posted by Jassdolly

Here's a serious question and no offense meant at all. If you're willing to pay for a plane ticket for no emotional attachment involved sex, why not just hire an escort?

great point!

**MasterMind1985** · 02-09-2007, 05:54 PM

How much do you make per hour?

Say a plane ticket is 300 bucks.

I'm going to be generous and say you make $30 and are not being taxed. haha right...

I am sure you can get laid in around 10 hours of trying plus you might learn a thing or two and actually enjoy getting to know a woman before you **** her. Its much more satisfying.

Either way you sound like a desperate chump... so you need to work on that first

good luck

**Brasmonky** · 02-09-2007, 05:55 PM

Originally Posted by Ex-Terminator

Yes, for at least a month every time I recharge.

Are you really 43 years old man?

**888888** · 02-09-2007, 05:59 PM

Originally Posted by Jassdolly

Here's a serious question and no offense meant at all. If you're willing to pay for a plane ticket for no emotional attachment involved sex, why not just hire an escort?

Originally Posted by Ex-Terminator

Totally 100% disease-free. Never had an STD. I'll expect the same from you.

**Ex-Terminator** · 02-09-2007, 06:00 PM

Originally Posted by MasterMind1985

How much do you make per hour?

Say a plane ticket is 300 bucks.

I'm going to be generous and say you make $30 and are not being taxed. haha right...

I am sure you can get laid in around 10 hours of trying plus you might learn a thing or two and actually enjoy getting to know a woman before you **** her. Its much more satisfying.

Either way you sound like a desperate chump... so you need to work on that first

good luck

You're missing the point. This is a pretty unique way to try things. It's much more adventurous than running around clubs and crap like that. Plus, I'm pre-qualifying the ladies somewhat.

**Ex-Terminator** · 02-09-2007, 06:01 PM

Originally Posted by Nesa

Thank you for answering that for me.

**MasterMind1985** · 02-09-2007, 06:02 PM

Originally Posted by Ex-Terminator

You're missing the point. This is a pretty unique way to try things. It's much more adventurous than running around clubs and crap like that. Plus, I'm pre-qualifying the ladies somewhat.

Maybe we are just at different points in our life man. Going out is more fun for me. Flying some random girl in just seems kinda creepy and awkward.

Either way, enjoy your adventure

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