brb having a bald shinny head
brb having an average physique at best, seen many better on this site
brb bushy eyebrows
brb disformed pecs/abnormal pec insertion
brb having an average size dong (7.5 inches) mine is 8 (no homo)
I wonder how many times he had to take one in the ass and suck on a dick to get where he is, ****ing 8s and 9s all day every day.