"There is a huge boom in autism right now because inattentive mothers and competitive dads want an explanation for why their dumb-ass kids can't compete academically, so they throw money into the happy laps of shrinks... to get back diagnoses that help explain away the deficiencies of their junior morons. I don't give a **** what these crackerjack whack jobs tell you — your kid is not autistic. He's just stupid. Or lazy. Or both."
- Denis Leary