Alright, I know MISC doesn't like to read walls of text, so cliffs and to the point.
1. Am a beta ******* asian.
2. still am a beta *******, mainly cuz i'm virgin.
3. started lifting, discovered MISC.
4. consequences were never the same again.
5. disregard bishes, acquire aesthetics (some level).
6. finally achieved some level of aesthtics.
7. went drinking with couple of friends two nights ago.
8. there was this 2/10 (at best) bish all over me.
9. had to leave early tho, acquired number easily.
10. exchanged text, sent her a topless pic when she said she likes men who lift.
11. bish goes heads over heels, wants my penis.
12. told her at most we could be **** buddies.
13. bish actually replied yes.
14. arranged a date-tomorrow (actually more than 24 hours later, lulz. it's 9am here in asia, we're probably meeting afternoon tomorrow).
15. it's clear there would be sex
Now clearly I am a beta virgin, so I call upon MISC brahs to help me out. Obviously do not want STDs, so I need advice. Yes, didn't listen during sex education, lulz. Always thought one partner for life, what a *******. So need a few confirmation (srs).
1. oral sex can pass STDs right? so condom must be on while she zuk ma dik right?
2. what about frenching? there's exchange of saliva right? so...
3. what about licking of pu$$y?
4. any other thing I should take note of?
Now for pics.
Seriously, she's a 2/10, whale. but i'm like fuk it, it's my first time, i may be terrible, so may as well do it with a 2/10, lulz.
Now that I've warned again that she's 2/10 and a whale....here goes
UPDATE: **** man guys.
There is a situation. She wants me in her apartment and does not want to go to hotel. She says she rents her house out to other men. And she says they are gay.
Should I be wary? Am I going to get butt-raped?
Update 2:
rite brahs.
aint going to her apartment.
will tell bish hotel or no penis for her.
Update 3: (MISC was right)
Alright MISC.
The consequences will never be the same.
Met her at a mall somewhere near her house, and holy jesus, groce was she. She looks fatter than in pics. Total slut up tho, was in corset.
But I was like **** that, gonna lose my V-card and that's it.
So I suggested to her that we catch a movies(lolwut) and she actually agreed (I think she wants my penor so bad she would had gone along). Joked that since she is working and older, why not she pay for the tix and lolwut again, she agreed. i was thinking oh well, may as well start something in the cinema, maybe i will get horny and make it easier to slay this whale, lulz.
so we went in, went to the back of the cinema.
got her to sit on my lap after the lights went out, she started to french me. did a little frenching, but wasnt really in the mood (cmon, she's 2/10. the only thing going for her is her boobs, but she's fat so).
after awhile, started playing with her boobs (planted face into it of cuz) and fingering her.
that slut was obviously in a high, and started to reach to unzip my pants. she started stroking my penis. got hard soon (virgin, lulz).
THEN SHE TRIED TO STICK MY PENOR INTO HER WITHOUT A CONDOM.
thank goodness i didnt get too dizzy over the fact I had a girl on me, so I stopped her, took out condom, and quickly rolled it over my penor. didnt even plan to have this. went ahead away, and son i am dissapoint, busted very quickly.
she laughed and i told her it's cuz this was the first time i was having sex in public (true, lulz).
told her we will have even more fun at her apartment after the movie. excused myself, told her i needed to pee (lulz). she laughed.
once i was out of the cinema, i was like
zipped straight to the restroom to adjust my clothes pants and all properly.
once done, i was close to running and gtfo-ing out of the mall, lulz.
texted her "thanks, but dont think i can do this".
been ignoring her calls since.
hold on getting pics up. need some censoring. since didnt smash, cant get spoon pics, so i will just put up pics she sent. somewhat NSFW, so hold on.
Here's a pic of what she sent me via text.
black part is a dildo she stuck between her boobs, censored it cuz of neurotic mods. i was previously banned for a mth by fitmom for "child porn"; you know, the PS-ed photo of kids ****ing in each other in pre-school.
same. black part=dildo.
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12-17-2011, 05:10 PM #1
MISC, I'm going to lose my virginity (srs) (pics provided)
Last edited by JustBulk; 12-19-2011 at 08:46 AM.
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