Prime Fedor and Brock Lesnar vs a Wild Chimp(Pics)(VERY SERIOUS)

[Janemba8888]

Obviously serious about the topic.

Prime Fedor


+
Brock Lesnar


vs A Wild Chimp



Notes
-Standard Adult male chimp.
- Fight takes place in an open field
- Fighters have no weapons on them

Can the 200 lbs human duo beat/Kill a chimp?

[Janemba8888]

fasst misc

[sickchops]

No chance - For humans

[Janemba8888]

For??

[Simmo89]

ok...

avg fully grown male chimp is

5'7 150 lbs

brock lesnar is 6'3 260lbs
fedor is 6' 240lbs

humans win this one

[FD2RR]

[rotatoo]

ok...

avg fully grown male chimp is

5'7 150 lbs

brock lesnar is 6'3 260lbs
fedor is 6' 240lbs

humans win this one

chimps easily rip off hands/face


they have crazy muscle fibre recruitment or whatever it is.. Super strong/fast

[Maestro]

ok...

avg fully grown male chimp is

5'7 150 lbs

brock lesnar is 6'3 260lbs
fedor is 6' 240lbs

humans win this one

The chimp would claw both of their faces off and rip off their fingers. You can't compare the strength of chimps/gorillas to humans, no matter how strong or skilled the humans are. Apes aren't just smaller versions of humans. The height and weight of chimps vs humans has no correlation.

Maybe they could attempt to subdue the thing if it was in a passive state, but if the chimp knew it was fighting for its life. Its strength would be immense, and not only that, they have sharp fangs that can easily tear huge chunks of skin from a human body.

/thread.

[Simmo89]

chimps easily rip off hands/face


they have crazy muscle fibre recruitment or whatever it is.. Super strong/fast

humans wouldnt get away scott free but in the end one of them will break its neck

[wickedman]

One of them would choke the **** out of it when it was mauling the other.

[sickchops]

humans wouldnt get away scott free but in the end one of them will break its neck

"Even more frightening, a female chimp, weighing a mere 135 pounds and going by the name of Suzette, checked in with a one-handed pull of 1,260 pounds." and was in a rage at the time (the researchers were unable to get the chimps to use the machine as desired so it's possible that they could pull even more if they used it as it was designed to be).

Considering male chimp would be atleast 50-100% stronger again humans don't stand a chance.

[BeAPeet]

here we go again with the godlike chimps that could kill an army...

[Fedor1]

chimps easily rip off hands/face


they have crazy muscle fibre recruitment or whatever it is.. Super strong/fast

Our muscle fibers are far more smaller and weaker than that of a chimp. dem dere genes of chimps = myosin

[sircharles032]

Humans are an extremely physically weak animal species, we're at the top of the food chain due to our brains and our inventions. You're taking both out of the equation with this setup so it seems unlikely they'd have a chance.

[Loctus]

lol? Fedor and Lesnar would stop the chimp to death with relative ease

[Simmo89]

both trained in mixed martial arts, kick in it the head, use superior training and tactics to wear it down.


give humans some credit and these are two of the most dangerous hand to hand combatants we have

[sickchops]

both trained in mixed martial arts, kick in it the head, use superior training and tactics to wear it down.


give humans some credit and these are two of the most dangerous hand to hand combatants we have

lolwort?

Male Chimp = faster than Usain Bolt, strength of 5-8 men, denser muscle and bone structure, completely different muscle recruitment to humans, in a rage would not want to be near

/thread

[Simmo89]

lolwort?

Male Chimp = faster than Usain Bolt, strength of 5-8 men, denser muscle and bone structure, completely different muscle recruitment to humans, in a rage would not want to be near

/thread

umm source on being a faster sprinter than usain bolt???

and once again, if they run straight up to it and try wrestle it yes will probably get fuked up but lettuce beef cereal, if they fight smart they would win.

[BeAPeet]

lol? Fedor and Lesnar would stop the chimp to death with relative ease

but.. but.. the chimp.. it can pull very hard...you know with those unproven measurements and all..
in all seriousness though, is there any decent research on this (chimp strength) with proof?

[Shoesfly]

An enraged male chimp would completely wreck both of them, how is this even a question?

[Maestro]

here we go again with the godlike chimps that could kill an army...

that probably because in terms of raw strength/speed humans suck. The only thing we have over animals is endurance in the form of long distance running.

[JustDan17]

holy fuk lesnar looks awesome with a beard

[BeAPeet]

"But the "five times" figure was refuted 20 years after Bauman's experiments. In 1943, Glen Finch of the Yale primate laboratory rigged an apparatus to test the arm strength of eight captive chimpanzees. An adult male chimp, he found, pulled about the same weight as an adult man. Once he'd corrected the measurement for their smaller body sizes, chimpanzees did turn out to be stronger than humans—but not by a factor of five or anything close to it.
Repeated tests in the 1960s confirmed this basic picture. A chimpanzee had, pound for pound, as much as twice the strength of a human when it came to pulling weights. The apes beat us in leg strength, too, despite our reliance on our legs for locomotion. A 2006 study found that bonobos can jump one-third higher than top-level human athletes, and bonobo legs generate as much force as humans nearly two times heavier."

http://www.slate.com/articles/health...himpanzee.html

meaning that a person like brock will definitely be stronger than a chimp, still can't chew on faces though

edit: this idea that chimps can deadlift 1000lbs comes from a study in the 1920's, other studies later down the road have had much less spectacular results, so maybe we shouldn't really believe that one study (Bauman's experiment in the 1920's) huh?

[Simmo89]

Chimpanzees have deadlifted 600lbs like it's nothing. Theorized that a male can deadlift 1800lbs or more

i see you skipped by question and once again throw out some theorised crap...

goodnight sweet monkey, second round by death lesnar/fedor ftw

[sickchops]

i see you skipped by question and once again throw out some theorised crap...

goodnight sweet monkey, second round by death lesnar/fedor ftw

find your own source, i can't be bothered finding it.

Humans don't stand a chance against a chimp. You're ****ing delusional

[Simmo89]

find your own source, i can't be bothered finding it.

Humans don't stand a chance against a chimp. You're ****ing delusional

Cute kid

[YIAMSOMEBODY]

ok...

avg fully grown male chimp is

5'7 150 lbs

brock lesnar is 6'3 260lbs
fedor is 6' 240lbs

humans win this one

Trollolololololololololol

[sickchops]

Cute kid

u mad?

What are you even saying..? If they used a strategy they could kill the chimp easy? Well, thats all well and good except you just assume the chimp won't? ****ing retart...

What are they gonna do, bearhug the chimp whilst one of them is getting mauled, then somehow hope that the chimp doesn't turn it's head and bite the guys face off...? They both slow as **** compared to a chimp, wouldn't stand a chance.

[BeAPeet]

i'm not denying that pound for pound chimps are a bunch stronger than humans and they have some sick jaws that can do a lot of damage (that woman's face for example) i'm merely stating that the "5 to 8 times stronger than humans" is bull****

[razzamun]

Wow Chimp would obviously win, it would just breathe fire on brock and Fedor. Not to mention the fact that chimps can jump over 15 meters in the air and fall down with a power punch causing a small tremor where they land with a radius of about 20 meters...Strong unaware ITT. Google it