-"A one-legged duck swims in circles"-great wise man
Geraldo "Obesidy, Adiposity, Corpulence... whatever word you use, it represents one thing. Being a big fat a$$. We have with us today, live via satellite, Eric Cartman from South Park, who is now so obese he can't even get out of his house."
Cartman "When is this going to be on the air?"
Geraldo "Is there anything you'd like to say to people out there?"
Cartman"Follow your dreams, you can reach your goal. I'm living proof. Beefcake! BEEFCAKE!!!
-"I don't think of it as lifting weights. I think of it as a life long fight with gravity."-me