I'm serious.. i seem to ALWAYS have **** left when wiping.. so i usually use half a damn roll and wipe till i see nothing else on the toilet paper is this normal? if i dont wipe that much it seems my ass is always itchy and i have **** stainds in underwear.. so am i doing something wrong? i wipe up and down twice then toss in toilet and do it again. but it seems even 6-7 wipes isnt enough as i still see **** when wiping. wtf...
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12-09-2011, 11:17 PM #1
Proper way to wipe your ass. SERIOUS!!
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12-09-2011, 11:21 PM #2
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wtf am i reading
lemme help you out, use wet wipes first then regular toilet paper, switch back and forth until done
also dont push anything out, let it occur naturally, i know its hard but if u push chit out and it wasnt ready its gona break off into odd lengths and you wont finish
also eat high fiber and things will flow more naturally
also to note a good chit with a high fiber diet should be almost runny and not solidI don't want put all my eggs in one basket, but I'd put all my eggs in her basket nomsayin.
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12-09-2011, 11:23 PM #3
lol @ people still using their hands, get with the times you barbarian fcks.
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12-09-2011, 11:29 PM #4
Wet wipes/baby wipes.
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12-09-2011, 11:30 PM #5
Wipe, then shower. Great lifestyle choice, brb feeling clean 24/7
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12-09-2011, 11:31 PM #6
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12-09-2011, 11:33 PM #7
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12-09-2011, 11:33 PM #8
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12-09-2011, 11:34 PM #9
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ITT: the pussy new version of the misc helps out a red poster instead of trolling him as is the rule.
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12-09-2011, 11:51 PM #10
Or stop pooping. *******. (notsrs)
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12-10-2011, 07:20 AM #11
Okay this is gross as fuk (srs) but here's a tip, alternative to baby wipes. Keep a bottle of lotion nearby and use a little lotion on a piece of tp followed by dry tp. Works good and cheaper than baby wipes. The more you know...
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12-10-2011, 07:21 AM #12
ask them indian edition zyzz mind will be blown
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12-10-2011, 07:23 AM #13
You must be taking some huge phucking dumps
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12-10-2011, 07:24 AM #14
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12-10-2011, 07:24 AM #15
lol He doesn't know how to use the seashells.
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12-10-2011, 07:26 AM #16
618 posts.....and not a single rep was given.
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12-10-2011, 07:33 AM #17
Either use baby wipes or start off with a paper towel that you cut into multiple squares. Wet them with warm water & whip. Finish off w/ toilet paper.
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12-10-2011, 07:41 AM #18
stfu idiot, more like the old version. your the new version
you really think i'd rather read their lame attempts to troll or should i say "negged red *******" etc for whole thread rather than some of these insightful, more useful/relevant responses which actually contribute to the discussion? Wrong, you cancerous prickLast edited by REZAA; 12-10-2011 at 07:49 AM.
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12-10-2011, 07:43 AM #19
Never has a post seemed so legit
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12-10-2011, 08:01 AM #20
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02-13-2014, 07:59 PM #21
Can I find wet wipes in the toilet paper aisle?
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02-20-2014, 04:58 AM #22
Baby wipes are BAD news
I know this is an old post butt I need to say that wet wipes are probably the newest, biggest, and increasingly the most expensive problem for municipal treatment systems. If you home is on a septic, these disasters are no more degradable than rubbers. They can plug your waste line no matter whether you are on city or private waste systems. "Biodegradable" or "septic safe" claims on the packaging, at least as of early 2014 are completely bogus. That has been proven in testing. PLEASE find something else to use. Most toilets are within arms length of the sink. Dampen a wad with some water if you need to. Or improve your diet! Here is a recent news article on the subject: I am too new to include links in my message but try any search engine. Or fix this link below
H t t p ://nymag.com/news/intelligencer/flushable-wipes-2013-10/
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02-20-2014, 05:00 AM #23
drink some metamucil and you will chit like a god (1 wipe chits)
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02-20-2014, 05:01 AM #24
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wash your bunghole with the shower thats what i do. saves on toilet paper. or you can use wet wipes
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02-20-2014, 05:02 AM #25
lol at people even wiping
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02-20-2014, 05:04 AM #26
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02-20-2014, 05:05 AM #27
Change your ****ing diet, nobody should have ****s that are that nasty on the regular.
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02-20-2014, 05:06 AM #28
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02-20-2014, 05:08 AM #29
If you have to wipe a chitload, you need to eat more stuff like bread and bananas.
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02-20-2014, 05:09 AM #30
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