Is BodyBuilding.com Really a Underground Homo Gay Hangout Where Gays Share Penile Pleasure Tricks?
http://christwire.org/2011/12/is-bod...easure-tricks/
sorry if this is a repost
What is BodyBuilding.com
In a nutshell, Bodybuilding.com is a poorly programmer forum, using outdated HTML and is a direct blend between Grindr and Myspace; a place boasting with homosexual foreigners and shirtless photos of bare chested men, showing off their “results”. This forum is the worst, thickly speared with more gay infused testosterone than any other Brazilian Jiu-Jitsu website. I would even say that the gay orgy section on Craigslist has less anal tingle torturer content than this oozing pile of fecal spatter.
Masquerading as a place to read articles on nutrition and fitness, this website’s main goal is to feed the desire of America’s sugar plummed anal fairies to mud hump as many fecal flesh doughnut holes as possible. This site allows the taint terrorist to gather as an underground community and feed of each other like feces vampires and trick new members into their sick club by offering great squatting techniques and fat busting diets.
In the forum, users are known as “brahs” or “pumper”. This terminology has been used since Schwarzenegger’s golden days of hooker and cracked coked caned filled nights at the gym, but has been modified to be more of a homosexual based slang.
What Do They Talk About
SAMPLE POST FROM A REAL USER:
My very first avi pic had a small amount of pubes showing with just the very base of my c*** visible if you squinted (wanted to show my adonis belt)
Besides all the whispering talk about phallic worship that is ejaculated across each thread, you will see men constantly talking about their favorite protein . When you see a post using the code word “protein” one might think the users are discussing the amigo acids needed to build strong and healthy muscles, but that is all a way to make you not realize they are talking about consuming copious amounts of sinfully produced male DNA milk. That is why you have products like “Muscle Milk”, that trick the average passerby into thinking it is for people who workout, when it is really 12oz of fully loaded globs of white man salsa.
Photos
When you break down that total amount of content posted on bodybuilding.com, 69% of it is gay romance novel cover style photos of juiced up shirtless pecks and flexed abs. You will even notice that most images the men are wearing tight shorts so they can show off the outlines of their puking flesh weasel, smashed in a way that the bulge looks larger than life. Who knows how many countless hours men self milk their sin snakes to these images of half naked reverse poo pushers. The more images they post, the more “rep points” they gain and also allows people to easily see who the biggest pervert is on each thread.
Shakology
This is the most popular protein shake on the market. Rumor has it that this shake is made up of 90% Cuban boy semen, 5% citrus and 5% ecstasy dust. These are the top 3 things that homosexuals love to pump their bodies full of, when they aren’t the ones being pumped. Shakology is promoted in all workout videos and even has an additive to make non-homo gays addicted to the taste of male white oil. This drink serves as a way to not only bulk up their gay drinkers with frothy DNA drops, but also slowly turn new bodybuilding.com members into gays who crave and linger to fill their stomachs up with 80 grams of Cuban candy.
Insanity and P90X
I have already exposed the gay dangers of home workout programs like P90X, yet that is only one of hundreds of body toning and gay brainwashing videos out on the market and torrent download websites. These two programs are the most famous workout programs in the body building world and you can’t find one thread that doesn’t pay homage to how Tony Horton or the third person speaking Shaun T, have helped them come out of the closet and be full blown musky taint cuddling homo gay power bottoms.
Bodybuilding.com Terms
PCF
Stands for “Penile choking fornication”. Users will post this tag onto their photos letting other “brahs” know it is ok for them to self rape their fleshy Roman spear, while gawking at the pictorial gallery they just uploaded.
After burn
This refers to how many calories one has burnt during gay sex of during a session of them playing with their finger puppet.
Spotter
Forum users with label their profiles as a “spotter”, letting the other users know they are a bottom sex player or it also means they are more of the submissive type sinner. The word spotter refers to their brown spot and that they want penile fecal insertion into their sewer muscle.
I’m Maxing Out!
Means that one has maxed out on their gay sex quota for the week and they are not looking to make anymore “hook ups”.
HIIT
This is a secret code one posts to let others know that they are a “Homosexual Interested in Insertion Tickling”.
BMI
Another secret code letting users know they want “Bondage and Male Insertion”.
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12-05-2011, 02:16 AM #1
Is BodyBuilding.com Really a Underground Homo Gay Hangout? (christwire article)
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12-05-2011, 02:17 AM #2
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12-05-2011, 02:20 AM #3
bumps
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12-05-2011, 02:20 AM #4
I see duckboi in the comments
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12-05-2011, 02:21 AM #5
I just read this and oh god lol did it make my day .
Awesome graphs:
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12-05-2011, 02:24 AM #6
you have come to the right place, op is *******
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Squat: 352lbs / 400lbs
Squat Reps 265lbs x 6
Bench: 200lbs / 220lbs
Deadlift: 440lbs / 460lbs
Shooting for the 1000lbs total
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12-05-2011, 02:24 AM #7
Lol, alright who was it that pissed off the bible basher who writes for this lot of extremists.
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12-05-2011, 02:24 AM #8
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12-05-2011, 02:25 AM #9
- Join Date: May 2010
- Location: Sydney, NSW, Australia
- Age: 34
- Posts: 1,324
- Rep Power: 590
lol?
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12-05-2011, 02:25 AM #10
Entire site is utterly hilarious . Really good writing, all the ******** ****s are being butthurt.
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12-05-2011, 02:25 AM #11
- Join Date: Aug 2008
- Location: Texas, United States
- Age: 33
- Posts: 9,862
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Mind over matter ☮
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12-05-2011, 02:26 AM #12
this guy talkin hella ****, im'a smack his ass ina cool minute
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12-05-2011, 02:27 AM #13
hahahahah wat the f.. he is indeed mad.. but who was phone??
sleep tight pupper
Don't wife a ho if she ain't got dat glow crew.
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12-05-2011, 02:28 AM #14
I think that entire site is satire.
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12-05-2011, 02:29 AM #15
- Join Date: Sep 2010
- Location: Las Vegas, Nevada, United States
- Posts: 4,055
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As I was reading I was thinking he was being serious...until I got to the "terms" there is no ****ing way this guy isn't one of us and completely trolling. I simply don't believe it.
1590lbs @ 251lbs raw.
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12-05-2011, 02:35 AM #16
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12-05-2011, 02:36 AM #17
- Join Date: Sep 2010
- Location: Las Vegas, Nevada, United States
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^That guy has got to be trolling, no ****ing way he's being serious.
1590lbs @ 251lbs raw.
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-Drift crew-
-injury recovery crew-
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12-05-2011, 02:37 AM #18
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12-05-2011, 02:40 AM #19
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12-05-2011, 02:43 AM #20
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12-05-2011, 02:44 AM #21
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12-05-2011, 02:51 AM #22
bumps
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12-05-2011, 03:09 AM #23
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12-05-2011, 04:21 AM #24
brb copying my thread
http://forum.bodybuilding.com/showth...hp?t=140239183Last edited by picbrah; 12-05-2011 at 04:35 AM.
The Brah of Pics.
[We Come Out At Night]
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12-05-2011, 04:30 AM #25
- Join Date: May 2011
- Location: Massachusetts, United States
- Age: 33
- Posts: 3,882
- Rep Power: 2394
In a nutshell, Bodybuilding.com is a poorly programmer forum, using outdated HTML and is a direct blend between Grindr and Myspace; a place boasting with homosexual foreigners and shirtless photos of bare chested men, showing off their “results”. This forum is the worst, thickly speared with more gay infused testosterone than any other Brazilian Jiu-Jitsu website. I would even say that the gay orgy section on Craigslist has less anal tingle torturer content than this oozing pile of fecal spatter. Masquerading as a place to read articles on nutrition and fitness, this website’s main goal is to feed the desire of America’s sugar plummed anal fairies to mud hump as many fecal flesh doughnut holes as possible. This site allows the taint terrorist to gather as an underground community and feed of each other like feces vampires and trick new members into their sick club by offering great squatting techniques and fat busting diets. In the forum, users are known as “brahs” or “pumper”. This terminology has been used since Schwarzenegger’s golden days of hooker and cracked coked caned filled nights at the gym, but has been modified to be more of a homosexual based slang.
aaaand copypasta"We're not going half-way, we're going all the way down. WHY DO PEOPLE DO THIS SH!T!? WHEN YOU FCUK A WOMAN YOU PUT YOUR WHOLE DICK IN DON'T YOU!? Why would you not go all the way down and work your whole range-of-motion!?" - Greg Plitt
reps on sight = MyBodyIsRdy420
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12-05-2011, 04:34 AM #26
"large forearms from forum masturbation"
i ****ing lost it there lol.
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12-05-2011, 04:37 AM #27
the author probably got modnegged for excessive faaggotry and is now butthurt
straight white male and proud
fat as fuk and disgust
no hover - no enter thread crew
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12-05-2011, 04:52 AM #28
Lmao they are onto us. Peppering angus as we speak. In before combined sct and christwire said against us. Anyone want some of my protein for amigo acids? Please respond. Stay safe my bbc is waiting...
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12-05-2011, 05:54 AM #29
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12-05-2011, 06:21 AM #30
amigo acids lulz
If it's not satirical then that is one VERY gay dude projecting his insecurities. I hope it's a joke cause otherwise who spends that much time looking for gayness everywhere?!The Chuck Norris of all known Gods, putting the laughter back in slaughter since '83.
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