Every copypasta thread is hilarious but it seems like most of them have the same copypastas.
Thread: Post NEW COPYPASTAS!!
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Oh a heavenly blessed beauty, whose beauty is divine and everlasting. Her beautiful body, worthy of a bronze casting. I tell her that I’ve had a crush on her for years, after I’ve downed one too many beers. I wish I had a wishbone so I don’t end up forever alone. I tell her to “please stay safe”, in a desperate plea for her attention, white knighting has entered another dimension. On the weekends, she’ll be out on the town, full of noise and I’ll surely be at home or getting yucky with the boys. I know that there’s Plenty Of Fish but oh how, for her I only wish. I buy her a gift and in return she asks “do you even lift?” I guess I finally see, it’s time to move on, yet I still want tell her of my love followed by a “please respond.”
From this thread http://forum.bodybuilding.com/showth...hp?t=140096403
11-29-2011, 06:59 PM #8
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11-29-2011, 07:01 PM #9
Guy starts out with great confidence, but he wants to put on a little muscle. He goes online, finds "bodybuilding.com" and starts reading about what routines/diets work best etc. and starts to add lean body mass. He gets to a respectable size and notices people are talking about the "Misc." Starts posting in there, having a few laughs but before he knows it all the insults and insecurities being hurled around get to him and he's now a balding manlet with gyno who's afraid to go outside, much less talk to human females. So much potential squandered.
credit to Ratfish
11-29-2011, 07:03 PM #10
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nice find, i actually masturbated to this guy yesterday and was hoping to find more vids with him in it.. hes not quite in the same league as shane diesel but he still has a nice horse cock and knows how to ****
EDIT: as in i masturbated to a scene with him in it, of course i focused on the girl its just he was in the clip tooKangaroo brah
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11-29-2011, 07:05 PM #11
all the copypasta you'll ever need
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