MP ruined my MMA career, my life and my Pa don't know me no more. True Story.

[sinlesss]

MP ruined my life. It did not put 22 lbs of muscle on in 2 weeks. The stack did not increase my mTOR and blow out my creatines. Their products did not infuse my pumps with anabolic rage. What they did do was cause me to lose 100 lbs in one month. They caused me to lose my career, my pa, and my life. And they turned my penis into a vagina. If you don't learn anything else from this story, STAY AWAY FROM MP!

True story.

[NO HYPE]

Pa would keep me locked under the trailer for weeks at a time

Good ol' Pa.

throwing down rabid dogs that served as both my training partners and meals.

Did you start with rabid puppies and work your way up?

I hear dog is high in creatine.

We moved out of the double-wide. Instead of fighting wildlife, my opponents were real men.

Were your opponents accompanied by an extra chromosome?

Pa first brought bums, then unskilled laborers from the Home Depot to the 'fight cave' in our basement.

Handicap/bum fight clubs FTW.

I learned the pure joy of tucking my package between my thighs.

Put the lotion in the basket.

Upon examination, my man parts had somehow pulled back up inside my body and turned into a vag.

So what's the problem?

[Tyler44]

So glad I read that, I literally lost it.

[flipnch1nese7]

Best use of writing skills ever.

[creepy1]

lol wut.

[GodMadeDirt]

Pretty good OP

[Dsaff18]

This^ after the first half sentence.

[marinevet63031]

Oh my,
The only thing missing was the doing kata under water and doing splits hanging between trees.

[KevJr88]

Epic

[Dsaff18]

Sounds like a movie script..someone film this.

[stsnizzle]

[youngkang]

Sorry I made a mess in here..

[zackmorris]

I actually seen this article when I was logging in Yahoo. Quite compelling.