I did 3 of these with my real profile then realized I might get banned for doing it, so I switched to a different profile.
LMAO @ the Guardian quoting my post in their article.
*Flex in mirror after every workout crew*
*'Mire my reflection in car windows crew*
*Jerk off in front of mirror crew*
*Arrested for jerking off in locker room mirror after workout crew*
*Sentenced to community service because I was too good-looking for jail crew*
*Community service was giving free hugs to ugly women crew*
*Had to buy larger SD card for phone cause 32GB one is filled with 25,000 self-pics crew*
*Better than you crew*
*Will marry rich 10/10 crew*