I'm convinced this chick is crazy or has... (SRS)

[Christmas]

Got this today:

"and wanna give me a second chance I'd love to donslmethjbg"
Translation: "Do some meth" (notsrs)







Questions: Does she sound like she is in another world when you talk to her on the phone? How did you meet this bish?

[bottlez]

she doesnt scale well on the vickie mendoza diagonal

[Awarebrahhh]

The last message either:

1. Someone is texting you through her phone while she's aware of it (thus the sudden donslmethjbg when she tried to get back the phone) a.k.a. mindfocking you

2. Are you sure that the number who's texting you is really from the girl in the pic? As in have you met her IRL?

[dabomb691]

OP, u gotta be as crazy as her if you want to respond. text her "hey whatsup" now and nothing else LMAO

[Gif_Brah]

Well, It's 5am here and I just got back home. She texted me tonight asking what I'm doing. Ended up hanging out at a bar with her and her gay roommates. Took her to her place and we ended up f*cking.

Let me tell you guys, it was quite an interesting experience. I'm paranoid she's gonna get really clingy on me now, but ****... talk about multiple personality disorder.

[Kiwijuice]

well done OP. hope you stuck it in her butt. crazy chicks love that

[Zen18]

lol she probably just took a hit when she replied what beach loloolol

[NIguy]

lol OPs getting trolled hard

[Devine88]

gif_brah delivers every fukking time I swear.

[dave.mc]

in on a crazy female thread, did you do some mmeth with her? lol

[Winter52]

dont scare her away

you can raw dog it and get her preggers and she'll forget about it. i can see it now

her: hey
you: yo
her: i got preggers
you: damn that sux
her: hey whats up

LMAO repped on recharge

[MusicProducer]

multiple personality disorder or is on drugs or some sh*t.

Long story short:
-Texted me "hey" or "hi" every day.
-Asked me to hangout a few times.
-I couldn't hang out cause I had other things to do.
-Continues texting "hey" and "hi" as if we've never talked before.
-I finally agree to hang out with her tonight.
-I call her and suggest hanging out at the beach.
-She says she'll call her roommates and see what's up, and then call me back.
-Not 5 minutes later, I get text. "Hey... what's up?"
-I say "you tell me. We going to the beach."
-She says "what beach?"

I'm f*cking baffled at what has unfolded. I've got a reply planned, but I wanna see what you guys think first.

I'm thinking of sending this: "I don't know how to put this lightly, but you're weirding me out... which kinda sucks cause you seemed cool. Message me some other time when you're actually able to converse. I'm going to bed, so good night."





(SRS)

what? she's asking which beach you want to go to.