I'm a virgin and sloot wants to know my sexual credentials. GTFIH to halp me pls!

[zeronotyethero]

Virgin brah checking in, conversation just turned sexual. Not sure wot do/say.

[halfbreedbrah]

say you eat angus

[maverick707]

just say... its easier for me show you in person

then meet up with her and just fukk her dude! it comes naturally

[nick753]

Tell her: "some things you just have to leave to the imagination.. but i'll give you a hint, they don't call me 'python' for nothin"

do it op

[Lostsince92]

send her the text message from Black Jesus thread.

[Holbas]

Tell her she'll have to find out for herself then fuk her

[lightningwatche]

Make up whatever you want and learn when it happens, or read up on it. But do not tell her you are a virgin.

[lightningwatche]

I just re-read the thread title. Why do you call her a sloot? Why are you even pursuing her if you look down on her?

[zeronotyethero]

Tell her: "some things you just have to leave to the imagination.. but i'll give you a hint, they don't call me 'python' for nothin"

do it op

That feel when no python:/

just say... its easier for me show you in person

then meet up with her and just fukk her dude! it comes naturally

Tell her she'll have to find out for herself then fuk her

This is what I was thinking. Was going to say something along the lines of "Words can't describe it. You'll just have to find out.".

send her the text message from Black Jesus thread.

Lol, aware.

Make up whatever you want and learn when it happens, or read up on it. But do not tell her you are a virgin.

Hell naw, I knew if I told her I was a virgin it was game over. Will have to fake it til I make it. Hopefully she doesn't call my bluff or I'm not convincing enough.

[zeronotyethero]

I just re-read the thread title. Why do you call her a sloot? Why are you even pursuing her if you look down on her?

Just outta habit. Fixed title.

[WunSen]

"i have a very particular set of skills" speech from taken. do it

[Gourmetmeals]

"I have 4 percent shreds cuts vascularizing definition with symmetry like a beast. They probably won't even find your body when I'm done"

Good luck champ

[IH8RICE]

Just tell her the truth brah. I'm sure she won't mind teaching you a few things. Might wanna take a few scoops of no xplode.

[awwyeahh]

"My negotiations always leave both parties satisfied nomsayin












...but yeah I'm a virgin"

[zeronotyethero]

"i have a very particular set of skills" speech from taken. do it

The whole thing though? Might have to change some words, namely "daughter" and "kill"...

[AJ7123]

Just tell her the truth brah. I'm sure she won't mind teaching you a few things. Might wanna take a few scoops of no xplode.

Nooooooo

Under no circumstances should you tell her you are a virgin.

[zeronotyethero]

Nooooooo

Under no circumstances should you tell her you are a virgin.

I've already learned the hard way that admitting to being a virgin will get me nexted. Not making that mistake again/10.

[IH8RICE]

Nooooooo

Under no circumstances should you tell her you are a virgin.

Why? Like it would matter? If she's into the guy and is sexually attracted to him then it's going to happen anyway. There's nothing more embarrassing than not telling a chick you're a virgin, then performing like one and her being very disappointed. Would you rather her go in having low expectations or high one OP? Think about this

[StillSearching]

Nooooooo

Under no circumstances should you tell her you are a virgin.

It makes no rational sense why telling a girl you're a virgin is a kiss of death. I know there are girls that will find it sweet that you have saved yourself for someone special.

*Tells girls I am a virgin crew*

[IH8RICE]

I've already learned the hard way that admitting to being a virgin will get me nexted. Not making that mistake again/10.

Well if you're going to lie to her then make sure you're ready to perform like the sexual history you let her on to believe.

[halfbreedbrah]

Nooooooo

Under no circumstances should you tell her you are a virgin.

fck sloot gonna sloot

[AJ7123]

Why? Like it would matter? If she's into the guy and is sexually attracted to him then it's going to happen anyway. There's nothing more embarrassing than not telling a chick you're a virgin, then performing like one and her being very disappointed. Would you rather her go in having low expectations or high one OP? Think about this

It will kill her attraction to you....

She wants to think that you have all these options yet you are choosing to be with her. Telling her you are a virgin is squashing that idea, cause you're basically telling her no other girl wanted to be with you up til now.

[StillSearching]

It will kill her attraction to you....
Telling her you are a virgin is squashing that idea, cause you're basically telling her no other girl wanted to be with you up til now.

This makes NO sense. How does it mean that??

Is a guy not allowed to be selective and wait for a girl he clicks with on both a physical AND emotional level? Like I'm sorry I'm getting upset, but what you are saying just bothers me.

I am a virgin and I have turned down sex from 5 girls because it didn't feel right. I am looking for a long term relationship and I will only have sex while I am in a relationship. None of these girls I could see myself with in the future, so I did not advance things for the sake of what would be a purely physical act.

Gone are the days of the emotional bond meaning something before having sex? UGH

[IH8RICE]

It will kill her attraction to you....

She wants to think that you have all these options yet you are choosing to be with her. Telling her you are a virgin is squashing that idea, cause you're basically telling her no other girl wanted to be with you up til now.

What the fuk is wrong with you? Why do women think like this? Why would it matter if no other female wanted him? YOU want him and he has a clean slate. This kind of mentality is why he created this thread in the first place. Tricking someone into thinking something about you that isn't true will only lead to disaster. It's not even a 100% guarantee he's going to get laid. Btw, everyone is different. Just because you think like this doesn't mean the chick he's talking to will. OP I'm telling you, be smart and be honest. There's nothing like being labeled a liar from a woman. They never forget, NEVER.

[Omie37]

Stay safe OP. I think she would be the python not u

[IH8RICE]

This makes NO sense. How does it mean that??

Is a guy not allowed to be selective and wait for a girl he clicks with on both a physical AND emotional level? Like I'm sorry I'm getting upset, but what you are saying just bothers me.

I am a virgin and I have turned down sex from 5 girls because it didn't feel right. I am looking for a long term relationship and I will only have sex while I am in a relationship. None of these girls I could see myself with in the future, so I did not advance things for the sake of what would be a purely physical act.

Gone are the days of the emotional bond meaning something before having sex? UGH

Chivalry truly is dead if most women think like that chick....

[AJ7123]

This makes NO sense. How does it mean that??

Is a guy not allowed to be selective and wait for a girl he clicks with on both a physical AND emotional level? Like I'm sorry I'm getting upset, but what you are saying just bothers me.

I am a virgin and I have turned down sex from 5 girls because it didn't feel right. I am looking for a long term relationship and I will only have sex while I am in a relationship. None of these girls I could see myself with in the future, so I did not advance things for the sake of what would be a purely physical act.

Gone are the days of the emotional bond meaning something before having sex? UGH

Would you like me to lie to you?

If you feel that way that's fine but the vast majority of men don't. So it's easier to assume you're like every other guy and the reason you haven't had sex is b.c. you can't.

It's just like guys don't want a girl that's been with every guy BUT you still want a girl that other guys want.

I've been with more than one male virgin. Based on that if a guy told me he was a virgin I wouldn't want to have sex with him based on those experiences.

Don't shoot the messenger.

[InstantLoser]

Would you like me to lie to you?

If you feel that way that's fine but the vast majority of men don't. So it's easier to assume you're like every other guy and the reason you haven't had sex is b.c. you can't.

It's just like guys don't want a girl that's been with every guy BUT you still want a girl that other guys want.

I've been with more than one male virgin. Based on that if a guy told me he was a virgin I wouldn't want to have sex with him based on those experiences.

Don't shoot the messenger.

And yet some of us are born oral enthusiasts. The first sex I had was giving a girl oral, and I'm pretty good at it apparently. Just takes a little reading on ye olde Googles.

[AJ7123]

And yet some of us are born oral enthusiasts. The first sex I had was giving a girl oral, and I'm pretty good at it apparently. Just takes a little reading on ye olde Googles.

haha yea I'm sure if you do your homework that would help a lot.

My experience was when I was younger.

[IH8RICE]

Would you like me to lie to you?

If you feel that way that's fine but the vast majority of men don't. So it's easier to assume you're like every other guy and the reason you haven't had sex is b.c. you can't.

It's just like guys don't want a girl that's been with every guy BUT you still want a girl that other guys want.

I've been with more than one male virgin. Based on that if a guy told me he was a virgin I wouldn't want to have sex with him based on those experiences.

Don't shoot the messenger.

Giving your honest opinion but then telling the OP to lie. I also don't agree with your last statement. If I'm attracted to a woman, I don't care about who wants her or how many she's been with. If she's clean, and is only interested in me then what's the problem? Going by your logic, every man in existence from here on out would be lifelong virgins. At some point you look beyond superficial( yes being a virgin really is) stuff and do what you want to do.