Picking up girls is fking easy yet pisses me off

**fovargoo** · 11-24-2011, 08:03 AM

- Brb can't tell you that I think you are gorgeous

Me: Hey what's up, smile its _____.
Her: *Smile*
Me: Actually..don't smile
Her: OMGGGG
Me: I'm kidding, you look so cute when your mad

*repeat x10* All you do is add and release tension and wahlla she is in your bedroom

**nick187** · 11-24-2011, 08:04 AM

You make a valid point on the tension part.

**MarshalMiller** · 11-24-2011, 08:05 AM

Repped, dude this is awesome, dont lie to me tho, does it actually work on all girls, seems like it would??!! WITH PROPER DELIVERY OF COURSE

**MarshalMiller** · 11-24-2011, 08:08 AM

Bump

**fovargoo** · 11-24-2011, 08:10 AM

Originally Posted by MarshalMiller

Repped, dude this is awesome, dont lie to me tho, does it actually work on all girls, seems like it would??!! WITH PROPER DELIVERY OF COURSE

Of course it works, emotions are the most addicting feeling on earth

**ImDepressed** · 11-24-2011, 08:14 AM

youre 6ft and jacked. and most likely good looking. You have human potential and your life has value. youre deserving of their time, unlike a short ugly lonely guy.

**fovargoo** · 11-24-2011, 08:21 AM

Originally Posted by ImDepressed

youre 6ft and jacked. and most likely good looking. You have human potential and your life has value. youre deserving of their time, unlike a short ugly lonely guy.

My height I couldn't do anything about, my body I've worked 3 hard years to obtain, my face gets washed daily and my smile is great because I manned up and bought myself braces senior year in college. Anything worth getting takes hard work man, if you are really 16 let me give you a reality check, at 16 I was 5'2" 88lbs and I looked like I was 6.

The world is yours for the taking so just ****ing do it, who the **** cares what others think if you get rejected or fail at something? I will look up to the guy who approaches multiple girls throughout the night over the guy who stands in the corner with his cellphone pretending to look cool 100% of the time and so does everyone else..and this goes for anything else in life

**Ronnie87** · 11-24-2011, 08:21 AM

Originally Posted by ImDepressed

youre 6ft and jacked. and most likely good looking. You have human potential and your life has value. youre deserving of their time, unlike a short ugly lonely guy.

In fairness this guy has a point, pulling is a basically trivial when you're 6ft and jacked. I don't have a problem pulling but it got a lot easier when I started working out, wearing better clothes and ****. You can have all the game in the world but if you look bad you're not pulling

**DirtGoose** · 11-24-2011, 08:21 AM

Originally Posted by ImDepressed

youre 6ft and jacked. and most likely good looking. You have human potential and your life has value. youre deserving of their time, unlike a short ugly lonely guy.

10/10 trolling
I lol everytime you post haha

**BeastMode101** · 11-24-2011, 08:25 AM

Op can you make a guide on doing this tension thing?

**BEANDIP** · 11-24-2011, 08:27 AM

Originally Posted by DirtGoose

10/10 trolling
I lol everytime you post haha

x2 lol

**Rasc170** · 11-24-2011, 08:28 AM

Originally Posted by fovargoo

Of course it works, emotions are the most addicting feeling on earth

someones been listening to david dangelo

edit: what you said is an oxymoron. Emotions are feelings.

what you meant to say was "emotions are the most addictive chemicals on earth"

**intheirownway** · 11-24-2011, 08:28 AM

add and release tension

stick it in and out

makes sense

**pandaemon666** · 11-24-2011, 08:29 AM

OP the biggest problem I have is openers, I always approach chicks at parties because we already have something in common and it's fairly easy but I'm a little bit iffy about approaching in clubs because I dont want to be filed into the category of every guy who has hit on her there right off the bat. Do you have any other good openers to start the tension thing off with?

**TrollCrew** · 11-24-2011, 08:30 AM

Originally Posted by BeastMode101

Op can you make a guide on doing this tension thing?

when you're in doubt,whip it out , nomwhatimsayin' - proper icebreaker

**fovargoo** · 11-24-2011, 08:31 AM

Originally Posted by BeastMode101

Op can you make a guide on doing this tension thing?

Yeah sure but do you want the best advice I have to give? Picking up girls doesn't matter, what matters is you and what you stand for. If you work to improve yourself and have the confidence of a greek god, do you think you would give a **** to approach a 8/10 or care what you said? The answer is no, and let me tell you from someone who has been on the far side of depressed to where I am now, and it feels so god damn good because I am happy with MYSELF. Look in the mirror right now and if you don't smile with admiration with how far you have came you need to find happiness yourself first or approaching girls won't help you

**Rasc170** · 11-24-2011, 08:32 AM

Originally Posted by pandaemon666

OP the biggest problem I have is openers, I always approach chicks at parties because we already have something in common and it's fairly easy but I'm a little bit iffy about approaching in clubs because I dont want to be filed into the category of every guy who has hit on her there right off the bat. Do you have any other good openers to start the tension thing off with?

they would call that "in direct game". For openers that would include things like opinion openers I.E. Who lies more, men or women. If the bish is hot you can do neg openers: "nice nails....are they real? no? well they're still nice".

create your own otherwise you'll sound like a robot

**Fibrahs** · 11-24-2011, 08:33 AM

Originally Posted by FatZillllla

I did it 5 mins ago and got laid 2 mins ago

sure you did, champ

Originally Posted by ImDepressed

youre 6ft and jacked. and most likely good looking. You have human potential and your life has value. youre deserving of their time, unlike a short ugly lonely guy.

the crews had me giggling as I read downward but for some reason I burst out laughing when Erectile dysfunction crew topped it all off

(no cruelty)

**fovargoo** · 11-24-2011, 08:34 AM

Originally Posted by Rasc170

someones been listening to david dangelo

edit: what you said is an oxymoron. Emotions are feelings.

what you meant to say was "emotions are the most addictive chemicals on earth"

I actually did read his books in college haha, that's where I pulled the quote from. Misc'ers read his books if you want to get a good intro to picking up girls, its actually a pretty good read and he is funny

**ImDepressed** · 11-24-2011, 08:36 AM

Originally Posted by Fibrahs

the crews had me giggling as I read downward but for some reason I burst out laughing when Erectile dysfunction crew topped it all off

(no cruelty)

yeah i get that a lot. had porn ed since i was 15. srs

**fovargoo** · 11-24-2011, 08:37 AM

Originally Posted by pandaemon666

OP the biggest problem I have is openers, I always approach chicks at parties because we already have something in common and it's fairly easy but I'm a little bit iffy about approaching in clubs because I dont want to be filed into the category of every guy who has hit on her there right off the bat. Do you have any other good openers to start the tension thing off with?

I hate clubs for picking up girls to be honest, I'm not a pro at this either so maybe let another misc'er answer your question (if you can master club game go approach every god damn girl you see on the street cause it's 1000x easier). When I succeed at the club it's because I walk up to the girl and put my hand on the small of her back, smile and ask her if she wants to dance

**MarshalMiller** · 11-24-2011, 08:38 AM

op is on to something, in for guide...also can u please include a little about your depression and how you came out of it

**Fibrahs** · 11-24-2011, 08:39 AM

Originally Posted by ImDepressed

yeah i get that a lot. had porn ed since i was 15. srs

hahaha, you're just too much

chin up brah, it could be worse, least you're not in the manlet crew. then you'd be screwed

**kkevinn6** · 11-24-2011, 08:40 AM

Originally Posted by fovargoo

My height I couldn't do anything about, my body I've worked 3 hard years to obtain, my face gets washed daily and my smile is great because I manned up and bought myself braces senior year in college. Anything worth getting takes hard work man, if you are really 16 let me give you a reality check, at 16 I was 5'2" 88lbs and I looked like I was 6.

The world is yours for the taking so just ****ing do it, who the **** cares what others think if you get rejected or fail at something? I will look up to the guy who approaches multiple girls throughout the night over the guy who stands in the corner with his cellphone pretending to look cool 100% of the time and so does everyone else..and this goes for anything else in life

5'2? wtf?

**gunsnbam** · 11-24-2011, 08:42 AM

In for guide on how to get dat ass and dem tits.

**fovargoo** · 11-24-2011, 08:44 AM

Originally Posted by MarshalMiller

op is on to something, in for guide...also can u please include a little about your depression and how you came out of it

yeah no prob, brb in 15min cause i need to go get some beer to dodge this hangover haha. I had an epic night last night (didn't get laid) but I'll give the details when I get back

Originally Posted by kkevinn6

5'2? wtf?

Yeah, srs, I'll upload a pic when I get back haha

**deelanad** · 11-24-2011, 08:44 AM

I'm actually engaged but when it comes to new people I suck at opening the convo, once I'm in there I'm fine though

**ImDepressed** · 11-24-2011, 08:46 AM

Originally Posted by Fibrahs

hahaha, you're just too much

chin up brah, it could be worse, least you're not in the manlet crew. then you'd be screwed

im 5'6...

**goosygoosy** · 11-24-2011, 08:46 AM

Originally Posted by fovargoo

My height I couldn't do anything about, my body I've worked 3 hard years to obtain, my face gets washed daily and my smile is great because I manned up and bought myself braces senior year in college. Anything worth getting takes hard work man, if you are really 16 let me give you a reality check, at 16 I was 5'2" 88lbs and I looked like I was 6.

The world is yours for the taking so just ****ing do it, who the **** cares what others think if you get rejected or fail at something? I will look up to the guy who approaches multiple girls throughout the night over the guy who stands in the corner with his cellphone pretending to look cool 100% of the time and so does everyone else..and this goes for anything else in life

It's not an insult, you've worked very hard it would appear, but the fact still stands, that if an aspect of yourself isn't up to scratch, you're screwed.

Take me. I'm slightly above average height (6'3"), of average weight, not ripped but not completely scrawny. According to your guide I'd be alright. But ah ha there is a catch. I'm not good looking. That negates everything.

**kkevinn6** · 11-24-2011, 08:49 AM

Originally Posted by ImDepressed

im 5'6...

Forever alone crew
Friendless crew
Ugly crew
Socially awkward crew
Cry urself 2 sleep crew
Virgin crew
Never had a female friend crew
Never kissed/hugged a girl crew
Dead by 30 crew
Wasted life crew
Depressed crew
Erectile dysfunction crew

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