Yes, couple years ago I got an ingrown hair after shaving that left a small bump that kinda looked like a wart (no std) and never went away, just a hard lil lump. Derma had to give a small steroid shot to the bump and it disolved in about 3 days. Didn't want the girls thinking I had the HPV. Shot to the shaft ftl.... Other than that no fuks were give by me or the doc. All in a days work.
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11-21-2011, 10:01 AM #61The Swede
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11-21-2011, 10:02 AM #62
Get your sh!t together brah.
I've had far worse experiences :
One day when i was 16 i went to the dermatologist and she (40yo milf) told me she had to "map" all my moles with a high-res camera to keep track of their development every year.
So i had to undress completly (except for my boxers) and she sent her two ~17yo 7/10 assistants plus a ~16-17yo 8/10 intern in.
I was like FUUUU as they started to take pics of my moles with the special camera, but i calmed down very fast as i could flex in the mirror and mire myself , which boosted my confidence.
But then it all derailed. One of the assistants asked me if i had any moles under my boxershorts - i blushed immediately and said 'no' of course, but one mole on my ass showed and she told me to take my shorts off.
So now i was standing there completly naked surrounded my three hot ******** bishes spreading my glutes and pointing a weird looking camera right at my butthole.
But that wasn't even the icing on the cake : one bish grabbed my balls and the other my cawk and lifted it up as the third bish pointed the camera unter my nuts because the spotted a mole there. She accidentaly touched my cawk with her mouth and i got a semi-hardon. I could see them smirk at each other as they finished and left.
One of the most embarrassing moments of my life, but whatever, wasn't even that worse, they surely mired hard.
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11-21-2011, 10:03 AM #63Sung-Ho
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next time guy doctor is down touching on your testicles...run your fingers through his hair.
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11-21-2011, 10:03 AM #64Registered User
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Two times,total when i had lower groin pain and male doctor felt my balls(no homo) for Epididymitis.Second time,it was a female doc who performed ultrasound on my balls.
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11-21-2011, 10:03 AM #65Banned
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This is my problem. I like getting my penis out all the time because of the cyst. It is small but you can still kind of notice it.Originally Posted by Beteroffalone
How painful is a penis injection because I might need one for removal
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11-21-2011, 10:04 AM #66Registered User
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Imagine yourself shutting the hell up and letting the doctor do his job. The doctor doesn't care, and you have no reason to either.Originally Posted by YourFriendCon
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11-21-2011, 10:04 AM #67Registered User
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Lol more than that, this female nurse gave me the swab the other day. Except it wasn't a fukking swab. Picture one of those plastic sticks you stir coffee at McDonalds with. Jesus Christ it was the most painful thing ever
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11-21-2011, 10:06 AM #68The Swede
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Pfft, wasn't anything. Honestly didn't hurt any worse than getting a shot or getting blood drawn. Felt a hardly noticible pin prick/pinch feeling then it was over. They insert the needle very shallow just barely iunder the skin. Sounds much worse than it was.Originally Posted by YourFriendCon
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11-21-2011, 10:07 AM #69Banned
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calm down lexinak you seem a bit agitated. This is something I have been afraid of my whole life. I am asking some questions to learn more and I want to hear others experiences. I dont think you have a penis so you cannot really help. I have had the cyst since my circumsision. I imagine it is a complication of circumsision.Originally Posted by lexinak
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11-21-2011, 10:08 AM #70Banned
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For my cyst remval I will probably be awake and maybe see them cutting into my penis. I think it will be very stressful.Originally Posted by Beteroffalone
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11-21-2011, 10:10 AM #71pls
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uh-ohOriginally Posted by YourFriendCon
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11-21-2011, 10:12 AM #72Banned
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Well I will never see him again probablyOriginally Posted by Dr_Dolan
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11-21-2011, 10:15 AM #73Registered User
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Had this done, felt weird but not painful...You sir, are a bitch.Originally Posted by AblessAl
Have been checked out by a female nurse, first thing she said when I got naked was "Wow, that's big", I blushed, too bad she was talking about my massively swollen testicle and not my C**K. Feelsbadman.Currently Raising Money for; MS Society + Alzheimers UK
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11-21-2011, 10:20 AM #74Banned
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she was definitely judging in her head thoughOriginally Posted by RunThenRunMore
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11-21-2011, 10:31 AM #75Banned
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lmao!Originally Posted by TehMan
This is my nightmareOriginally Posted by Curlzbrah
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11-21-2011, 10:32 AM #76Banned
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11-21-2011, 10:38 AM #77Registered User
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I feel your pain.
I once had a checkup where the Dr. (had to be a 60 yr old lady) sat on my feet and then up to my knees and asked me how something felt. Yes, boners that usually don't surface will surface.
edit: Hm, I've been trolled.Last edited by Ace Thedics; 11-21-2011 at 10:48 AM.
The above post is a 100% complete lie
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11-21-2011, 10:40 AM #78Banned
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This happened.Originally Posted by Curlzbrah
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11-21-2011, 10:43 AM #79Registered User
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i had this fear too but usually when the doctor is touching my cock it gets real shriveled up and i try to think unsexy thoughts. when im in the waiting room i try to avoid staring at women and thinking about sex because if i go in with a boner it will probably stay there as soon as i pull my pants down.
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11-21-2011, 10:44 AM #80f you halle
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yeah bro
if you're sexually active (~5% of the misc), you should get checked every 3 months or so
i remember this girl sucked my dick for so long and hard that i got this sort of hickey thing on my dick, i thought it was herpes. he told me to not worry about it. i still got tested regardless.
also, when i want to get an std test, i go to the walk in clinic. easier than making an appointment with my regular doctor.
just deal with it
if you get a hard on while someone touches your dick aside from a female, you may be gay
just sayin'
get testededucate yourself before you wreck yourself.
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11-21-2011, 10:45 AM #81Registered User
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they will send a bro in, you wont get wood. I would get wood if it was a gril doc though..... mb....
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11-21-2011, 10:47 AM #82Methodological Naturalism
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Last time I had a doctor touch me.... down there... *so ashamed* was during a physical and he squeezed my balls way too ****ing hard. Pissed me off.
　　
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11-21-2011, 10:50 AM #83Banned
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yes, and it was .5 of an inch too...i was so sad. the 2nd time it was hard as a rock (which is 5 inches for me) i was nervous as fuuu then as well.
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11-21-2011, 10:50 AM #84f you halle
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if this even happened, which it didnt, why are you such a pussy? i would've gotten hard and wouldnt be ashamed.Originally Posted by Curlzbrah
educate yourself before you wreck yourself.
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11-21-2011, 10:52 AM #85I am Bomani Jr.
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if the doc is a female then you want to come out of the gates with a semi. i dont see a problem here
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11-21-2011, 11:01 AM #86
each 3 years in school we had to get our instruments checked by an old dirty doctor (no it wasn't just me and the gym teacher)
if you get a boner when that guy checks your dick then you are on dat ****gy time and also doesn't afraid of anything
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11-21-2011, 11:10 AM #87Banned
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If you dont get hard when a female doc touches your penis, youre gay.
If you get hard when a male doctor touches your penis, youre gay.
Good luck with your not being gay goals of 2011.
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11-21-2011, 11:20 AM #88Banned
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I am very attracted to her I think I would get an erection if she fondled my testicles. Also lold at when he started looking at her.Originally Posted by muscleholic
Not trolling.Originally Posted by Ace Thedics
ok ty for adviceOriginally Posted by rjones416
I have had a woman most time IVe gone so that is why I was scared.Originally Posted by Justin23454
I feel a bit better now
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11-21-2011, 11:22 AM #89/would cum instantly on herOriginally Posted by muscleholic
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11-21-2011, 11:23 AM #90Registered User
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whats wrong with your penis brah?
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