One of the best episodes this season. They destroyed penn state with these jokes.
“Now, I’ve been looking over your file, and I see you kids have all been horribly, physically and emotionally abused. … Oh whoops, that isn’t your case file, it’s the Penn State University Gazette!”
“You’re going to be put into a foster home, so I need to know: Would you like to go to Neverland Ranch, a Catholic church, or Penn State University?”
“A Penn State administrator walks into a bar. Where’s that smile? How ’bout this one. Joe Paterno doesn’t walk into a police station. Come on, that’s a good one.”
" So two Penn State administrators walk into a butt."
“On a scale of one to ten, how old should you be to stay away from Penn State?”
“I know this is a difficult adjustment for you, Eric. But you can’t just turn all your frustrations on a little kid who can’t defend himself. I mean, what do you think this is, the shower room at Penn State?”
“And it also says here that Penn State prefers to be losing at half time? Because at Penn State they like when you’re a little behind in the locker room.”
“I took you kids from your parents without checking in on where you were going. I put innocent children into a dangerous environment. What am I, a recruitment coach from Penn State?!”
"“We’ve embarrassed the system and made it something nobody wants to be a part of! It’s like a Penn State homecoming party!”