South park penn state jokes - spoiler

[Tinie]

One of the best episodes this season. They destroyed penn state with these jokes.

“Now, I’ve been looking over your file, and I see you kids have all been horribly, physically and emotionally abused. … Oh whoops, that isn’t your case file, it’s the Penn State University Gazette!”

“You’re going to be put into a foster home, so I need to know: Would you like to go to Neverland Ranch, a Catholic church, or Penn State University?”

“A Penn State administrator walks into a bar. Where’s that smile? How ’bout this one. Joe Paterno doesn’t walk into a police station. Come on, that’s a good one.”

" So two Penn State administrators walk into a butt."

“On a scale of one to ten, how old should you be to stay away from Penn State?”

“I know this is a difficult adjustment for you, Eric. But you can’t just turn all your frustrations on a little kid who can’t defend himself. I mean, what do you think this is, the shower room at Penn State?”

“And it also says here that Penn State prefers to be losing at half time? Because at Penn State they like when you’re a little behind in the locker room.”

“I took you kids from your parents without checking in on where you were going. I put innocent children into a dangerous environment. What am I, a recruitment coach from Penn State?!”

"“We’ve embarrassed the system and made it something nobody wants to be a part of! It’s like a Penn State homecoming party!”

[liftTENhard]

pabst blue ribbon

[cgrimaldo]

lol

[Tinie]

"What in the name of Nobody Knows are you doing, Karen?"

“In this house you will drink only agnostic beverages: Dr. Pepper, and Diet Dr. Pepper. Because what flavor is it? It is neither root beer nor cola. Nobody is sure what flavor it is, and nobody can be sure.”

“We cannot know with certainty if God or Christ exists. They COULD. Then again there COULD be a giant reptilian bird in charge of everything. Can we be CERTAIN there isn’t? NO, so it’s pointless to talk about.” – The Agnostic Code

“… And if this food comes as a gift from some devine intelligence, we understand that an intelligent being cannot blame us for questioning its existence. Nobody knows, nobody can know if any deity is watching over us, Amen.”

“If we want to serve agnostic beverages in this house, then by God-ish we’ll do it!”

The fundie agnostics was funny as hell

[CarlGN]

LOL tonights ep was golden. best of the season for sure!

[L8N-W]

I laughed at the Agnostic stuff. Did not expect that one

[balboa22]

"Mom was so poor, she used cheerios as earings."

[00A00]

“On a scale of one to ten, how old should you be to stay away from Penn State?”


LOL to this...

[Workout4ever]

i lol'ed throughout the episodes at both the yo mama jokes and penn state jokes

[Livelift]

I laughed at the Agnostic stuff. Did not expect that one

So freaking funny ehh lmao

[Cheesecanman]

http://www.watchsouthparkonline.net/...-the-poor-kid/ for anyone who wants to watch

[jelkins530]

haha SP is my favorite show, I loved this EP. Last weeks was good too, "does the fact that stuffing didn't appear in culinary texts until 1964 prove that the first thanksgiving was visited by aliens?!"

[anonymousceleb]

One of the best episodes this season. They destroyed penn state with these jokes.

“Now, I’ve been looking over your file, and I see you kids have all been horribly, physically and emotionally abused. … Oh whoops, that isn’t your case file, it’s the Penn State University Gazette!”

“You’re going to be put into a foster home, so I need to know: Would you like to go to Neverland Ranch, a Catholic church, or Penn State University?”

“A Penn State administrator walks into a bar. Where’s that smile? How ’bout this one. Joe Paterno doesn’t walk into a police station. Come on, that’s a good one.”

" So two Penn State administrators walk into a butt."

“On a scale of one to ten, how old should you be to stay away from Penn State?”

“I know this is a difficult adjustment for you, Eric. But you can’t just turn all your frustrations on a little kid who can’t defend himself. I mean, what do you think this is, the shower room at Penn State?”

“And it also says here that Penn State prefers to be losing at half time? Because at Penn State they like when you’re a little behind in the locker room.”

“I took you kids from your parents without checking in on where you were going. I put innocent children into a dangerous environment. What am I, a recruitment coach from Penn State?!”

"“We’ve embarrassed the system and made it something nobody wants to be a part of! It’s like a Penn State homecoming party!”

I think they were mostly lampooning the jokes themselves.

[LVpump]

What was with the Dr. Pepper

[puremb]

What was with the Dr. Pepper

The flavor is weird and you can't really tell what it tastes like. Much like how you can't tell if god exists or not.

[yukibo]

i love the Penn State jokes and Cartmans songs as well as the ending.