so look i got this all natty, no steroid infused cow milk why chocolate protein right? now this **** is amazing. i'm eating spoonful after spoonful, it tastes like a hot cocoa instant mix, and these mother ****ers are telling me add water and all this stuff right? well **** that man, i'm eating it dry.
now lemme tell you, i learned today just now that see adding water, that **** ain't always necessary. how many times in life do we feel like we need other people to water us so we can grow into beautiful flowers and venus fly traps, huh? prolly too ****ing many man. well look at this tasty protein powder, it doesn't NEED water. sure whater can make it work better, but it doesn't need it. it tastes so great without it. and that's like us, right? cause sure that water that we get from the people and things we think we need, sure it's nice, but we don't NEED it and we can appreciate our chocolatey tasting selves for their fullest potential.
I do MMA so you best watch yourself OP because I am one badass mother****er.
notsrs
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Lol, lettuce be reality very few people are good enough at a combat sport to use it in an actual fight, especially against a larger opponent.
depends how much they spar really. even then if they've never had any 'real life' experience of street fights they are just as likely to freeze up and get bashed. i would take a 150lb guy who had been in a heap of street fights and was a real hard nut scrapper vs some bloated bodybuilder, or a guy who trains mma but has never been in a proper fight
I'm trained in MMA (2 years MMA, 7 years boxing, competed in MT, Kickboxing, and MMA) and can say for a fact i've beat the **** out of guys 40 pounds heavier than me, and above. Size does not make up for the experience and technique I have from fighting and training way more than some phaggot who thinks he can fight because he is big. Anything 30 pounds and below isn't even noticeable when you are striking with someone. On the ground yes, but the trained guy will get you in 20 different submissions and you won't know wtf is going on.
Lol, lettuce be reality very few people are good enough at a combat sport to use it in an actual fight, especially against a larger opponent.
Not true. Yes, if he just does drills and katas then he would get phucked up but if he regularly spars, you can bet your ass he will knock you the **** out.
lol at dude who said he trained UFC (its not a sport its a promotion)
Collegiate wrestlers, jj guys, boxing, thai are all serious combat sports, you dont have to respect them but dont pick a fight with them.
OP speaks the truth, there's this kid i know that trained in taekwando and competed in tournaments and stuff...
i challenged him to a fight with boxing gloves and allowed him to use his feet, while i use my broscience high school fighting skills and came out on top in the fight (no homo)
he did his spnning backwards kick and i just absorbed the hit and grabbed his leg and went for the takedown and started choking him out lol.
It's cool and all to kick but if you cant sprawl for shiit youre going down
i forgot to mention i had some experience in high school wrestling, where the 10-50lbs difference DOES MATTER
OP speaks the truth, there's this kid i know that trained in taekwando and competed in tournaments and stuff...
i challenged him to a fight with boxing gloves and allowed him to use his feet, while i use my broscience high school fighting skills and came out on top in the fight (no homo)
he did his spnning backwards kick and i just absorbed the hit and grabbed his leg and went for the takedown and started choking him out lol.
It's cool and all to kick but if you cant sprawl for shiit youre going down
i forgot to mention i had some experience in high school wrestling, where the 10-50lbs difference DOES MATTER
That's because TKD is the most useless martial art. Not practical at all. If he had trained MT or boxing he would've fuked you up.
Grappling/sparring experience (or regular practice)=your ass getting owned. If you end up on the ground against someone that knows what they are doing, you're fukked, doesn't matter what you think. I have quite a bit of training and like to think I'm pretty decent, then I go up against my instructor every once in a while and get my ass handed to me, like he does to everyone else. Can't imagine him going up against someone with zero experience, he would fukking obliterate them.
Grappling/sparring experience (or regular practice)=your ass getting owned. If you end up on the ground against someone that knows what they are doing, you're fukked, doesn't matter what you think. I have quite a bit of training and like to think I'm pretty decent, then I go up against my instructor every once in a while and get my ass handed to me, like he does to everyone else. Can't imagine him going up against someone with zero experience, he would fukking obliterate them.
After training BJJ for 3 months I was absolutely destroying the guys who just started. A couple of months of grappling experience > most untrained people. Black belts would literally handle anyone who doesn't train.
That's because TKD is the most useless martial art. Not practical at all. If he had trained MT or boxing he would've fuked you up.
I love Judo and Muay Thai. I need to learn these before I get older/slower. I love judo the most though, seems more practical. Muay Thai would land me in prison lol
After training BJJ for 3 months I was absolutely destroying the guys who just started. A couple of months of grappling experience > most untrained people. Black belts would literally handle anyone who doesn't train.
i love wrestling type of sports too but i got staph infection one time and i quit completely. dirty ass fukin equipment/sweaty ass dudes do not want
I'm trained in MMA (2 years MMA, 7 years boxing, competed in MT, Kickboxing, and MMA) and can say for a fact i've beat the **** out of guys 40 pounds heavier than me, and above..
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