I was smashing my girlfriend once, and we switched positions from missionary and she was in the process of going to the top and then
queeeeeeeeeeeeeeeef
****ing insta boner kill
couldn't get up again, srs
had to stop lol
pretty sure that lead me to break up with her loool
post #102 for my updated one, almost threw up remembering it
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11-08-2011, 01:07 PM #1Message Board King :$
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Biggest Turn off for you during sex
Last edited by changetostay; 11-08-2011 at 07:28 PM.
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11-08-2011, 01:08 PM #2Lord of Winterfell
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Fart while anal....wtf
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11-08-2011, 01:08 PM #3LIBTARD from KS
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- Location: Shawnee Mission, Kansas, United States
- Posts: 84,339
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Rule violation...
How you gonna rip it like that son? I don't play that, cause its action, I go... pat, pat, pat 'cause i'm black son! That's right, i'm the black sheep, the real black sheep. I'm the black sheep, the real black sheep. I'm the black sheep, the real black sheep.
Doodle-it, doodle-it, doodle-it-doo!
Doodle-it, doodle-it, doodle-it-doo!
Doodle-it, doodle-it, doodle-it-doo!
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11-08-2011, 01:08 PM #4Trainer of Peace.
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Smell...Hair...Annoying noises...I cant stand when do all of the above.
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11-08-2011, 01:09 PM #5
When the girl has a d*ck. Instant floppy.
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11-08-2011, 01:09 PM #6
her waking up
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11-08-2011, 01:09 PM #7¯\_(ツ)_/¯
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- Location: United States
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Insecurity with showing off body, dead plank in bed
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11-08-2011, 01:10 PM #8
When the girl talks seriously
Does that feel good?
Is that nice?
What the fcuk like just shut up bish
anyone feel me?
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11-08-2011, 01:10 PM #9Banned
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- Location: Wisconsin, United States
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When I have to put more chloroform on the rag.
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11-08-2011, 01:10 PM #10Space Cowboy
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When I wake up
~*Volume on TV has to be an even number crew*~
~*Wish microwave doors shut quietly crew*~
~*Always get dealt 15 playing BJ at the Casino crew*~
~*Sleep on stomach with one hand under pillow crew*~
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11-08-2011, 01:10 PM #11Banned
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" Im a actually a man"
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11-08-2011, 01:10 PM #12Banned
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- Age: 35
- Posts: 146
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roast beef curtians
leaving little white sht all over my dong
bishes that don't give good head
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11-08-2011, 01:10 PM #13Registered User
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- Location: United States
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Her saying "I love you"
Instant boner kill1RM bench: 195
goal 200 by the end of the year
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11-08-2011, 01:10 PM #14Registered User
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- Location: United Kingdom (Great Britain)
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- Posts: 217
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when she stops crying
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11-08-2011, 01:10 PM #15Aspiring fit model
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- Location: Santa Ana, California, United States
- Age: 36
- Posts: 2,272
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when she says my dicks is to small
facial and body aesthetics coming soon...june 30th, follow me misc i wont let you down.
always pick 5
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11-08-2011, 01:11 PM #16☆☆☆υк ¢яєω☆☆☆
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few hairs on gooch or bum when doing doggy
☆☆☆ Official υк ¢яєω age:17(+1) ☆☆☆
Is this the worst physique in the UK crew?
http://i.imgur.com/4TSTJ.jpg
http://i.imgur.com/EXH3r.jpg
☆Went out with miscers and failed them.☆
☆Sean Out The Friend Zone☆
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11-08-2011, 01:11 PM #17anonymousGuestWait, then what the **** are they supposed to have down there?Originally Posted by Unojay
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11-08-2011, 01:11 PM #18Mass Teacher
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Bish threw up once on my bed sheets attempting de deep throat on me once.. absolute spastic.. she was a decent 8/10 slammin titties, juicy apple ass too.. instant sick feeling and flopped
Ⓜisc Ⓘs Ⓕamily
WNB should have negged me but mercy was shown.
"I do what I do, because I love it! plain point-blank simple" - RC
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11-08-2011, 01:11 PM #19Rep Power: 696969
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attempting to dirty talk
smelly vag
greasy black girl hair
keeping bra on
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11-08-2011, 01:11 PM #20that's the worst oneOriginally Posted by AnalDestruction
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11-08-2011, 01:12 PM #21Future Misc Prince
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the smell of my fingers after I put the condom on burntrubber.jpg
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11-08-2011, 01:13 PM #22Registered User
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I was having sex once, and the dude turned around and wanted me to kiss him.
I was like, "F*ck no, I ain't gay, *******!"
Instantly lost my boner.
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11-08-2011, 01:13 PM #23Cycling Whey
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- Location: Vietnam
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hate it when females don't put their heads down when doggie
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11-08-2011, 01:13 PM #24Shooting for 200!
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inb4 "when she is texting"
inb4 "when she is watching tv"
inb4 "when she asks, are you done yet"
inb4 "she says, whats for lunch, I'm hungry"
inb4 "I slept with your buddy""Tears will get you sympathy ... sweat will get you results."
"One major thing that stands in between you and the fulfillment of your dream is the willingness to start, the courage to move ahead, and the faith to finish."
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11-08-2011, 01:14 PM #25F*ck Mike O'Hearn
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I don't understand what's so bad about queefing, it's just air
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11-08-2011, 01:14 PM #26Registered User
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was phuking doggy and started smelling sh!t literally.. wtf man.jpeg
Weighted pullups = 195 lbs x1
Weighted dips = 225 lbs x2
Squat = 405 x2
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11-08-2011, 01:14 PM #27Flanned
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Her not making a sound, I feel like im raping her.... akward
*WetBreasts is gonna make it crew*
Starting weight - 389lbs 13/12/2011
Goal: 185 Lbs at 12% bf
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11-08-2011, 01:15 PM #28Misc'er
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A bad whiff of smelly vagg, dead fish syndrome, or just a general lack of enthusiasm.
"My only enemy is time." - Charlie Chaplin
My movie blog:
http://paulopicks.blogspot.com/
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11-08-2011, 01:16 PM #29Banned
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i see what you did thereOriginally Posted by iamtheawesome
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11-08-2011, 01:16 PM #30
smelly vag or too hairy
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