A girl slapped me in the FACE at a bar last night
So I'm at this bar with another miscer and some other friends called the 'Flying Saucer' and it just opened so the place was packed. Took 20+ minutes just to get a beer but they had a insanely huge beer list, they even had a menu of all their beers and it was double-sided.
I'm pretty yucky already and my friend starts chatting up this 7/10 face-wise but her body was pretty chubby. Chubby enough to where I was insulted that my friend would even talk to her.
She starts saying she's gonna go to the other side of the bar and so while she's still talking, I lightly pinch her fat rolls above her jeans and say "HEY... You're kinda CHUBBY." She turns to me gets in my face and says "If you ever go to the bar across the street when it opens I am going to have your drink poisoned I swear" then she slaps me across the FACE. And it was a "**** you man" slap too so I felt it for the rest of the night.
My reaction to this slap? I LOL'd and LOL'd and LOL'd. I thought the idea of me making her so upset, that she had to slap me was the funniest thing I've ever done. My friend was like bert staring me and says "Dude... that was the most awesome thing you have ever done." And it was.
Found out later she was seen crying as she was leaving the restroom.
Cliffs:
-Go to new bar
-Get yucky
-7/10 face, 3/10 body chatting my boy
-I pinch her jelly rolls and call her chubby
-She threatens me then slaps me across the face
-I lol with my friend
-She cries
-OP gets a girls number later
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11-05-2011, 07:22 AM #1Registered User
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A girl slapped me in the FACE at a bar last night
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11-05-2011, 07:24 AM #2Registered User
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Is this the new Flying Saucer in Sugar Land Town Square?
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11-05-2011, 07:24 AM #3Registered User
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How can she slap?
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11-05-2011, 07:25 AM #4Registered User
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I'm okay with this
Time for a comeback
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11-05-2011, 07:25 AM #5Registered User
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Yes! Were you there last night??Originally Posted by CommonPheasant
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11-05-2011, 07:26 AM #6Platinum User™
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i love women who are so deluded they lie to themselves about their physique and then their world crumbles when someone points it out... would have been much better for her to go 'yeah im fat, so what? i still get dick' or whatever
A million miles away - I don't.. feel.... anything.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PXGZu4yxjW0
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11-05-2011, 07:26 AM #7Misc Prince
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I approve of Ops thread.
Carry on.
lul at pinching rolls.Weak but lean crew
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11-05-2011, 07:26 AM #8Registered User
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So do you feel better now?
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11-05-2011, 07:27 AM #9bring da ambalamps
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Did she leave a mark?
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11-05-2011, 07:27 AM #10Registered User
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HEY... you're kinda CHUBBY.
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11-05-2011, 07:27 AM #11Registered User
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lololoOriginally Posted by MadNotEven
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11-05-2011, 07:28 AM #12Banned
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dumb, you were asking for it.
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11-05-2011, 07:28 AM #13Registered User
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Lol no, I was just wondering when it was ever going to open.Originally Posted by Acesopro
Was it good? Lots of good scenery like the one downtown?
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11-05-2011, 07:28 AM #14Unregistered User
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You're a *******. Srs.
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11-05-2011, 07:29 AM #15Registered User
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Didn't know they opened another one in Sugarland. I usually go to the one in downtown.
And please...stay safe.
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11-05-2011, 07:29 AM #16Registered User
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lmao i picture your avatar in a drunken state saying HEY YOUR KIND OF CHUBBY... good stuff
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11-05-2011, 07:30 AM #17Registered User
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Yes I had to share my story to my brahs cause I thought it was a cool story bro.Originally Posted by ArrozConPollo
Yes the right side of my face was red for awhile.Originally Posted by scarboro
It was awesome. Come drink with us sometime brahOriginally Posted by CommonPheasant
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11-05-2011, 07:32 AM #18nothing but a peppercorn
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in b4 you are served hemlock enfused beer
All posts should be considered in the correct context, especially those in the Misc section.
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11-05-2011, 07:36 AM #19
Another ******* using the word yucky, puss y ass word no wonder you got slapped you dumb kunt.
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11-05-2011, 07:36 AM #20king of the jungle
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lesson #1 for virgins miscers
-don't poke fun at girls weight, even if joking
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11-05-2011, 07:37 AM #21Registered User
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I would but I moved out of Texas a couple of months ago.Originally Posted by Acesopro
Sucks too because I lived within easy walking distance of Town Square at the Gables apartments
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11-05-2011, 07:38 AM #22Registered User
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why u even bragging
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11-05-2011, 07:39 AM #23Banned
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Post pics of your rosey cheek or you gonna get knocked out at the flying saucer next time cuz
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11-05-2011, 07:41 AM #24BRB cuttin...
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kinda mean op (no wk)
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11-05-2011, 07:43 AM #25Forever Cutting brah
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haha well done op
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11-05-2011, 07:45 AM #26Registered User
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bro If I was there and saw you do that to her, I would have tapped you on the shoulder, right as you turned around I would have fuking knocked you out so hard that the gravitational pull would be so strong that It would have made her jelly rolls slap you in the face bro and by bro i mean never my bro fuking *******
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11-05-2011, 07:47 AM #27Registered User
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thisOriginally Posted by KidGogeta
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11-05-2011, 07:47 AM #28Registered User
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Broolest story co.
LOL OP, every miscer should do this should they get a chance, post resultsGet ripped or die mirin - R.I.P Zyzz
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11-05-2011, 07:49 AM #29Registered Abuser
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Hey, atleast he was a gentlemen and said kinda, he could have said ****ing. I lold
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