Doing a little trolling, messing around on POF and was curious what do you guys use as a follow up line to following opener;
"After a rigorously brief overview of your profile, I wanted to let you know I have already married and divorced you in my mind.
Thanks for all the wonderful imaginary memories... you will always have a special place in my heart.
You can keep the beach house in Florida as long as I can have the dog and my DVD's back."
Last POF girl replied:
LOL why did we divorce