never eating chipotle ever again. chipotle, i hope you are listening!

[TellitAgain]

1st off lettuce be realtea for a moment. chipotle is mediocre mexian food that most people on misc who don't live in major cities like because they are classless mouth breathers who don't have access to authentic mexican food.

that said, i only ate (notice past tense) chipotle because it was reasonably priced (relative to other places in midtown) and not terribly unhealthy for you and it is right across the street from my office building.

i went in today and was given 3/4 portions across the board meaning less meat (if you can imagine them skimping even more than usual) and even less salsa, cheese, corn and lettuce. the bish scooped the chicken and then actually sifted some meat off the spoon before she dumped it in my burritto bowl. i heard everyone else on line complaining and the workers said that is the portion size. i went back to the office and asked my friend if he ate at chiptole in the last week and he said yeah and before i even went on any further he interrupted me and said if i notice the portion sizes... so apparently this is the new standard there.

chipotle dun goofed they ain't getting my 8.50 three times per week anymore. and if i feel this way others must too.

keep your phucking poverty lemons and tabasco sauce you stupid kents

cliffs:
-chipotle is the gheyest place on earth
-jimmies rustled like never before

[uarejelly]

tell that story again op

[MrNippers]

If you really think people consider Chipotle "Authentic Mexican Food" you are a waterhead baby.

It's a chain, why don't you get off your horse and lower your standards a bit Sally.

That being said, I can confirm, I am mouth-breather that likes Chipotle Burrito Bowls double Steak.

[novawildcat25]

bummer cause when i ask for half-chicken half steak they put a scoopful of each in my burrito bowl

[MrAWatts]

Can confirm, am Chipotle that mouthbreaths like double chicken

[Antonio519]

Haven't read yet but will after posting

Chipotle>Real Mexican food...real talk

Mexican restaurants are never consistent, some are 10/10, and then you end up at a 2/10 place...

Chipotle is always a solid 7/10, no surprises

[TellitAgain]

bummer cause when i ask for half-chicken half steak they put a scoopful of each in my burrito bowl

a miscer awared me on that protip and it was working for me but then they pulled this crap. hopefully this is an isolated incident and not all chiptoles across the country are skimping. i mean what next, is subway only going to put 2 pieces of ham on a footlong sandwhich. wait wut

[exy]

Wear a cop uniform

Ask for extra stuff

Pay $3 for burrito

Enjoy. Seen cops do that every day. Fat useless fuks.

[DTRrex]

Used to eat Chipotle 3x a week crew

Now they skimp on portions and even worse the quality of meat has gone way down hill. All meats are fattier with tendons and of a lower quality these days.

Chipotle 5 years ago was where it's at.

I hardly ever go there now.

And I'm from Chicago so I know good Mexican food.

[SmittenKitten7]

Interesting post because I am also a fan of the post workout burrito bowl and noticed they gave me less portions than usual last visit! I view them as a fast somewhat healthy alternative when too lazy to get anything else.

[Polamaluisraw43]

i go to qdoba instead (same problems there though) but honestly if you just man up and ask for more then they do it.

that being said ive never understood why hourly fast food workers are stingy with the product, the subway on campus is the worst ive ever seen. brb ask for extra jalapenos and get 8 distributed over the 11 inch sub with a 16th of an inch of meat

[giannski]

literally going there right now

[TellitAgain]

that being said ive never understood why hourly fast food workers are stingy with the product

was thinking this same thing standing on line. when i was a kid and worked at a deli i would make beast sandwiches for people because i wanted them to get their moneys worth and because i wasn't a stop & shop stockholder. what was that girl who sifted the meat off the spoon thinking when she did that? was i a corporate spy that was gonna rat her out? does she not know i am trying to consume 200g of protonz a day and that she is now an obstacle to that goal.

literally going there right now

stay safe

[BigDandyCool]

Last time I had Chipolte, my stomach killed for a week. So bad I thought I sharted on the tredmill the following morning. Thank god it was a ghost shart

[BruceBruce325]

brb dropping 8.50 on "designer mexican" when 8.50 at a legit mexican restaurant can get you three times the size of whatever you're eating.

[Azzurri]

Hot head burritos is better.

[IamKyleKelly]

You can ask for "double" anything. The only thing you have to actually pay for is double meat. If you dont get enough meat just get half and half with another meat. Its the same price but you'lle get more

[Lendogg]

lol you think miscers eat there cause its the best Mexican? just lel

Its healthy and easy macros. The best authentic Mexican food is not healthy.

[jolanar1]

You had one bad experience at one location so you hate the entire chain? Seems legit.

[kappakai]

yah, y'all are mad this costs $7.80 and is way more delicious than anything chipotople can put out.

[Lates85]

go to a diff chipotle...the one by the college i goto does this. i assume because they are busy. the one closer to where i live hooks it up with the portions and i'm assuming because not as many people come in. the sloot working behind the counter hooks it up with the meat too. the cashier once even asked "is that double meat?" i said no no no no bro, none of that homo sht.

[Polamaluisraw43]

brb dropping 8.50 on "designer mexican" when 8.50 at a legit mexican restaurant can get you three times the size of whatever you're eating.

who gives a fuk. people are not going to chipotle or qdoba for an authentic Mexican experience, they go for quick food that is not mcdonalds. with that logic i could take my 8.5 and make an entire stock pot of lentil soup and then lol at people who buy soup at mcalister's . the point is that they skimp you on your portions and I for the life of me cannot figure out why someone working there would do that

[BruceBruce325]

lol you think miscers eat there cause its the best Mexican? just lel

Its healthy and easy macros. The best authentic Mexican food is not healthy.

it figts right bro?!?!!?

i skipped two meals so i'm eating this monster pizza with everything on it cuse it fits my macros......

right?

[AlanStone]

i go to qdoba instead (same problems there though) but honestly if you just man up and ask for more then they do it.

This.

And on the off chance I get a potato worker that seems like they have stock in the company and don't want me to get my money's worth, I just walk out.

[BruceBruce325]

who gives a fuk. people are not going to chipotle or qdoba for an authentic Mexican experience, they go for quick food that is not mcdonalds. with that logic i could take my 8.5 and make an entire stock pot of lentil soup and then lol at people who buy soup at mcalister's . the point is that they skimp you on your portions and I for the life of me cannot figure out why someone working there would do that

still fast food bruh... and is it made fresh there? where does the meat come from? is it real meat? are you even aware you are spending way above what you should be?

[GDPONE]

Never got the obession. Im pretty sure people, even more so people here, go there only because its the 'in' place to go now for some stupid reason. Its literally crappy, worse than taco bell. NO FLAVOR.

[ALLUCANEATRIBS]

chipotle is ****ing disgusting to begin with i dont know how you people choke that **** down

[Polamaluisraw43]

still fast food bruh... and is it made fresh there? where does the meat come from? is it real meat? are you even aware you are spending way above what you should be?

so you know the logistics of how every piece of food you eat gets from where it started to your plate? you never pay above cost for anything? I dont get your point.

[Mobraelite]

my chipotle place always hooks it up phat for me ... maybe try being friendly to the workers u see three times per week ?

[S4turn]

Brb friend works at Chipotle I go to
Brb Double everything
Brb 3 scoops of corn
Brb only have to pay sometimes