Crashed Dad's Car Threatened to Stab Me (PICS/VID)

[Scrizzle]

Sorry if long, but **** is really ****ed up:

What you gotta understand misc is my dad is old school Mexican. He has a 1990(?) Cadillac which he still thinks is the ****. You seriously don't understand how much he loves that car. He'd wash that **** every weekend, show it off to his friends, and once he wouldn't even pick me up from school during a blizzard because he didn't want to risk crashing his car on the icy roads. I ended up having to walk a mile home through about a foot of snow. Keep in mind that this is like a 20 year old car with over 100,000 miles on it. To go to the gym I have to either take a 60 minute walk or sneak out with my dad's car without him noticing it. Not something I haven't done before and it usually ends up with no complications. However, today this dumb bitch reversed into the front right headlight of my dad's car.

So I'm about to go straight on this one way street and this dumb bitch is turning right. She inches too much into traffic and wants to pull back in. She goes in reverse without looking back and hits me. I get out, make sure she is okay, and call the cops. Cops come and write her a ticket and the car is still drivable, so I go to the gym, workout, and bring the car back. **** then got real when my dad got home.
Pic for reference:


Dad gets home and he immediately sees the damage done to his beloved Cadillac. He runs straight up to my face like he's about to knock my ass out and yells "What the **** did you do you little ****?!" I tell him I'm sorry, but I needed the car to go somewhere and I ended up getting into an accident. I tell him it wasn't my fault about a 100 times during my explaination, but he doesn't give a ****. His face is beet red and his breathing is out of control. With his nostrils flared he breathes hot air all over my face and all the while I'm just waiting for him to swing his hand back and smack me across my face.

He yells "You don't respect ****! I don't give a **** if it wasn't your fault. If I beat you into a ****ing coma the cops would come over here and shake my hand for it! That's a PHUCKING CADILLAC BOY! You don't mess around with **** like that! It's a CLASSIC! How would you like it if I came home and ripped up all your little ****gy magazines with the naked men on the cover?! Huh? I know how much you love those you pansied bitch! I should slap the gay out of you!" (He's referencing my Muscle and Fitness Magazines)

I had had enough of my dad constantly calling me gay. So I know I shouldn't have done this, but I cross my arms and puff out my chest and say "You think you can knock my ass down old man go ahead and try it. I'd love to see it." My dad's eyes bulge out and he loses it. "You think you're so tough big man? How tough you gonna be when I ****ing stab you and you're bleeding like a stuck pig?! You gonna beat me then?" I am immediately taken aback by his comment and I say "Are you ****ing seriously threatening to kill me right now? It's a piece of **** car!" He loses it again and yells "GET THE **** OUT!" And I yell "I'm OUTTA HERE!" and I go over to a friends house for a few hours to cool off.

So I'm chilling at a friends house for a few hours and my mom calls and tells me to come home and says dad is over it. I go home and I go up to him to see if he has anything to say to me, but before I can open my mouth he says "Don't worry about. I'll take care of everything. We'll discuss this tomorrow." So I'm like whatever fine. I go to my room and start doing some homework when I suddenly hear a clashing noise. It's a sharp slashing that occurs for about 30 seconds. Stops for about 30 and starts up again. I peak out my room and I see THIS ****ING BULL****:


I'm immediately get the **** out of there and am currently staying over at a friend's house. Not going back there anytime soon. This some bull****.

I took some pics after the accident just to have in case. Pics of Authentic Cadillac:




Cliffs:
- Dad old school mexican still thinks his 1990(?) Cadillac is the ****
- I don't give a **** and take his lame ass ride to the gym
- While I'm driving to gym some woman backs up into me. Cops come and give her a ticket. Car still drivable so I take it to the gym and back
- Dad gets home and immediately notices
- Goes up to me and goes off about how he's gonna beat the piss out of me and calls me gay
- I get tired of his accusations and threats so I puff out my chest and tell him "Go for it" and call his car gay
- He rages and says he doesn't care if I lift. One sweet cut and I'm down for the count
- I get mad he threatens to kill me over his piece of **** car and call it a piece of ****
- He tells me to GTFO and so I do and chill at friends house for a few hours
- Mom calls and says to come home; dad is more relaxed
- I go home and dad says "We'll talk about it tomorrow. I'll take care of everything"
- I go to room to do homework and moments later I hear knife sharpening (see vid)
- I think, **** that, I'm out of here
- No plan now

[mrfatwrecker]

this thread took no effort and i award u no points

[3Ni]

OP i hope you can talk things with your dad and tell him it wasnt your fault.
The lady's insurance should pay for it any ways.

at least this isn't the outcome:


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[bulkdbrah]

Doesnt look bad enough to be stabbed or have any knife play IMO, lol'd though

[ErockDuh88]

Lol'd at vid.



Goodnight sweet op

[topperstyle]

your dad sounds like he is a gang leader

alpha as ****

"one sweet cut"

[TTexasTT]

i loled... damn that car is a bucket

[OKstate09]

This thread is a lie.

[CurlBrah]

Scary ... that video wow. I'm so glad I have civilized parents. I am now humbled. Take some of my measly reps.

[SethID]

lol at the knife sharpening

[Brasmonky]

I'm about positive that video has been posted on here before

[Vamouse92]

thats ****ed brah but dont worry ill beat your dads ass i ****ing hate beaners

[Achiral]

Not sure if serious. Dad doesn't look mad what so ever. OP fraudin.

[C411911]

[MA5Bergey]

It's okay, you're safe. Your dad is an idiot and doesn't know how to properly steel a knife.

[PatTheBaker]

So your dad is mexican and threatened to stab you...

Strong stereotypes being fulfilled in this thread.

[YesThatGuy]

SRS 5 star thread


Good luck, OP

[jonB89]

I've seen that video some where else before....

[Nostaw]

how strange, ive seen the exact same thread and video before


quite a coincidence


anyway, good luck op, your dad seems insane

[respar]

pretty sure I saw that video in 2009.

[gillytg]

lol u dun goof'd op.



in

[economan]

in. you gonna die dude

[Marzzz]

I remember that thread you made about your dad doing the same thing when he thought you were gay. LMAO!

[InsanePain11]

Sling Blade status. Goodnight sweet op.

[nosliw]

Lmao

[TheQod]

Dude your dad would never stab you, he is just trolling you.


Seriously i'd totally fuk with my kid like that.

[problemz]

He will rape you if he gets a chance

Also you're 21 with no car? Explain this shiit

[jdizzle187]

ur lucky that your dad was cool enough to take you back in all heated like that.. you shoulda just stayed home. funny ass vid lmao

[masud]

OMFG this is fuking gold hahahha the video jesus lord. idc if fake, funny as ****

[jonB89]

lol at OP thinking he can fool miscers... f*cking ******* go look at your muscle boy magazines.