she has a widows peak and i have a widows peak plus balding. our children could never be aesthetic and beautiful with those odds. so i rate her -9000
"call me old-fashioned, but ill have to have sex with a girl at least 3 times before ill even consider going to dinner with her"
"who wants to be the big, fat guy? no one does. who wants to walk through the party and be like 'yo, you seen john?' 'idk, i havent seen him.' john's been there for four hours, but nobody's seen him because no one wants to look at him. you wanna be the guy that walks in, "yea, john's right over there."
She's hot, would be infinitely better with straight hair
1 In the fire he stood, his hands upon the iron. And Brodin came unto him and said 2 "I tell you verily, say unto thy squat rack "be light", and it shall be defeated. Say unto thy leg press "be moveable" and it shall be moved. 3 For all things are possible with swole, and through Brodin your shepherd. 4 [For] through Brodin you have the power to trample unmovable iron and bend it to your will as you would your soul.