Anyone who wants to learn the basics of role-playing, I'm offering to help in the Nationstates forums!
http://forum.nationstates.net/viewto...p?f=5&t=147108
|
|
Results 181 to 210 of 216
-
10-23-2011, 04:52 PM #181Banned
- Join Date: Mar 2007
- Age: 35
- Posts: 11,791
- Rep Power: 0
-
10-23-2011, 05:01 PM #182Reptilian Hebrew Hammer
- Join Date: Jan 2007
- Location: Coppell, Texas, United States
- Age: 44
- Posts: 6,514
- Rep Power: 13436
I put on my robe and wizards hat
Better than ever before
-
10-23-2011, 05:04 PM #183Banned
- Join Date: Mar 2007
- Age: 35
- Posts: 11,791
- Rep Power: 0
Originally Posted by Kumquatv1
-
10-23-2011, 05:28 PM #184Reptilian Hebrew Hammer
- Join Date: Jan 2007
- Location: Coppell, Texas, United States
- Age: 44
- Posts: 6,514
- Rep Power: 13436
http://www.albinoblacksheep.com/text/bloodninja
bloodninja: Baby, I been havin a tough night so treat me nice aight?
BritneySpears14: Aight.
bloodninja: Slip out of those pants baby, yeah.
BritneySpears14: I slip out of my pants, just for you, bloodninja.
bloodninja: Oh yeah, aight. Aight, I put on my robe and wizard hat.
BritneySpears14: Oh, I like to play dress up.
bloodninja: Me too baby.
BritneySpears14: I kiss you softly on your chest.
bloodninja: I cast Lvl. 3 Eroticism. You turn into a real beautiful woman.
BritneySpears14: Hey...
bloodninja: I meditate to regain my mana, before casting Lvl. 8 Cock of the Infinite.
BritneySpears14: Funny I still don't see it.
bloodninja: I spend my mana reserves to cast Mighty F*ck of the Beyondness.
BritneySpears14: You are the worst cyber partner ever. This is ridiculous.
bloodninja: Don't f*ck with me bitch, I'm the mightiest sorcerer of the lands.
bloodninja: I steal yo soul and cast Lightning Lvl. 1,000,000 Your body explodes into a fine bloody mist, because you are only a Lvl. 2 Druid.
BritneySpears14: Don't ever message me again you piece of ****.
bloodninja: Robots are trying to drill my brain but my lightning shield inflicts DOA attack, leaving the robots as flaming piles of metal.
bloodninja: King Arthur congratulates me for destroying Dr. Robotnik's evil army of Robot Socialist Republics. The cold war ends. Reagan steals my accomplishments and makes like it was cause of him.
bloodninja: You still there baby? I think it's getting hard now.
bloodninja: Baby?Better than ever before
-
-
10-23-2011, 05:35 PM #185Banned
- Join Date: Mar 2007
- Age: 35
- Posts: 11,791
- Rep Power: 0
lmao!
It's fun on NS though, if you like writing.
-
10-23-2011, 07:26 PM #186smells like Hoppe's #9
- Join Date: May 2005
- Location: United States
- Age: 43
- Posts: 12,862
- Rep Power: 10722
New Virginia's national animal is the Grey Squirrel, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.
It is a MIGHTY fine country I have where the grey squirrel is dying out. I don't think I could ask for more.Your freedom to be you includes my freedom to be free from you. -AW
Somebody kill the f'ing whales.
You can have the sunshine, I will take the moonshine
-
10-23-2011, 10:54 PM #187Registered Hypochondriac
- Join Date: Jan 2010
- Location: Glendale, Arizona, United States
- Age: 34
- Posts: 5,627
- Rep Power: 2089
"Kingdom of Antarctica's national animal is the Orca, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests" at least you don't have killer whales running around in your forests lolOriginally Posted by cavymeister
-
10-24-2011, 02:59 AM #188Banned
- Join Date: Mar 2007
- Age: 35
- Posts: 11,791
- Rep Power: 0
Ohh man... I have to jump in on this RP thread: http://forum.nationstates.net/viewto...p?f=5&t=147200
Some furry fukk with bunny bitches and pussy pirates from india. LOL, I guess I'm a huge fckin nerd but this **** will be interesting!
-
-
10-24-2011, 06:55 AM #189Banned
- Join Date: Mar 2007
- Age: 35
- Posts: 11,791
- Rep Power: 0
Well I'll be fcked... How pretentious does a person have to be to deny someone a part in a roleplay because they "don't think he'd fit in to the story as we have it planned." in reference to my character? Why don't they just write a fckin BOOK if they already have everything planned?!Originally Posted by Freek314
yea, im irate... I got rejected by some furry fck who wants to roleplay as a bunch of female bunny sex slaves. Srsly, misc detectives should alert the FBI for this guy. He actually wants to roleplay helpless semi-human females being sold as sex slaves!
-
10-24-2011, 08:24 AM #190Recomping
- Join Date: Jun 2007
- Location: United States
- Age: 38
- Posts: 13,265
- Rep Power: 13153
roflOriginally Posted by Freek314
Some people are RP nazis. RP is boring if it's all completely planned out. The point of it is improvisation. That's what makes it funny and entertaining.*Type O Negative Crew*
Give Blood: http://www.redcrossblood.org/
-
10-24-2011, 08:27 AM #191Banned
- Join Date: Mar 2007
- Age: 35
- Posts: 11,791
- Rep Power: 0
Wanna join me in a character RP? Just some crazy **** like we're exploring an old military bunker full of crazy mutant fcks or something. I mean, Illustratio is my RP nation and the nation it is the result of spends 12 trillion on defense so there's no telling what I was working on... Doesn't have to be canon, though. Just some fun ****Originally Posted by GrokTheCube
-
10-24-2011, 08:31 AM #192Registered User
- Join Date: Apr 2009
- Age: 41
- Posts: 14,649
- Rep Power: 0
My college students are selling their kidneys for tuition money now....what have I done....
-
-
10-24-2011, 11:10 AM #193Recomping
- Join Date: Jun 2007
- Location: United States
- Age: 38
- Posts: 13,265
- Rep Power: 13153
I'll think about it. It's been a while since I've RPed anything, lol.Originally Posted by Freek314
*Type O Negative Crew*
Give Blood: http://www.redcrossblood.org/
-
10-26-2011, 10:25 AM #194
41% of deaths in my country are from heart problems.
Time to outlaw saunas.Member of NRA, GOA, SAF, TSRA, and CCRKBA (U.S. gun lobbies). Also a member of the Libertarian Party and Schiff Premium.
Agnostic atheist/Minarchist ftw.
"Ain't nuthin to it but to do it." - Ronnie Coleman
Possibly the re-incarnation of Thomas Jefferson
-
10-26-2011, 04:17 PM #195Grill intimidator!
- Join Date: Apr 2006
- Posts: 44,887
- Rep Power: 95444
They say it like it's a bad thing.Stockroachico's national animal is the Cockroach, which teeters on the brink of extinction.*Stopped smoking crew* 2 years and 5 month bishes, and counting.*
*Founder of the, "I hate cold weather!" crew*
Your dreams should never be better than your life. - Karl Pilkington
-
10-26-2011, 06:19 PM #196Recomping
- Join Date: Jun 2007
- Location: United States
- Age: 38
- Posts: 13,265
- Rep Power: 13153
46% in my Democracy. Maybe I should have outlawed snack packs when I had the chance.Originally Posted by Birdy69
*Type O Negative Crew*
Give Blood: http://www.redcrossblood.org/
-
-
10-27-2011, 12:29 AM #197Banned
- Join Date: Apr 2009
- Location: Wisconsin, United States
- Age: 35
- Posts: 3,364
- Rep Power: 0
Mother of God!
So, my national animal is the puppy (love my last name a bit, eh), and puppy population is out of control. I shudder at a real life interpretation of this, but I am trying to think of this issue as if it weren't actually puppies but something else like cattle. LOL:
Puppy genocide. Feelsbadman. Preparing to dismiss this issue. It's either surrender a sacred icon to corporate greed, kill hordes and toss em' in ditches, or allow them to roam freely as an overpopulated species. I honestly wish there was another option, like legalizing seasonal hunting of it - not indefinitely, but until the population suffices."The fact is, the Puppy population is out of control," says Beef-Based Agriculture spokesperson Faith Obama. "We have to do something about them anyway, so why not market them as tasty snacks? We could have Puppy kebabs, Puppy pies, Puppy-on-a-stick--the possibilities are endless! Let's not pass up this golden opportunity to provide a feast, if you will, for our economy."
-
10-27-2011, 12:36 AM #198Banned
- Join Date: Mar 2007
- Age: 35
- Posts: 11,791
- Rep Power: 0
Yeah, it's a bit fcked up with a national animal like puppies.... but honestly, I wouldn't mind BBQ'ing a dog and finding out how it tastes.Originally Posted by mistercollie
Mother of God!
So, my national animal is the puppy (love my last name a bit, eh), and puppy population is out of control. I shudder at a real life interpretation of this, but I am trying to think of this issue as if it weren't actually puppies but something else like cattle. LOL:
Puppy genocide. Feelsbadman. Preparing to dismiss this issue. It's either surrender a sacred icon to corporate greed, kill hordes and toss em' in ditches, or allow them to roam freely as an overpopulated species. I honestly wish there was another option, like legalizing seasonal hunting of it - not indefinitely, but until the population suffices.
NOT SAYING I would kill a dog to eat it... but if I owned another dog and it had to be put down due to old age, I would cook the mother****er. I feel that by doing this, my friend would become a part of me.
(no sociopath)
-
10-27-2011, 01:19 AM #199Registered User
- Join Date: Apr 2010
- Posts: 3,541
- Rep Power: 3851
The Kingdom of Kingdom of Alphas.
****.
-
10-27-2011, 03:24 AM #200Registered User
- Join Date: Sep 2009
- Age: 42
- Posts: 12,491
- Rep Power: 6021
Misc brahs united has a fairly strong pizza delivery sector, I am flying the flag on this one quite well.
Mines a Hawaiian with extra anchovies
-
-
10-27-2011, 03:40 AM #201Banned
- Join Date: Mar 2007
- Age: 35
- Posts: 11,791
- Rep Power: 0
One of my three nations have been in the top 5 for the last week....
-
10-27-2011, 06:13 AM #202Registered User
- Join Date: Sep 2005
- Location: Winnipeg, MB, Canada
- Posts: 16,106
- Rep Power: 8833
Apparently I'm too much of a dictator.. they were trying to make me have democratic election... ffs, no invasions of privacy, lax drug laws, people can vote on gov't finances and they still aren't happy just because they have no 'political freedoms' what a bunch of whiners.
Don't get set into one form, adapt it and build your own, and let it grow, be like water. Empty your mind, be formless, shapeless, like water. Now you put water in a cup, it becomes the cup; You put water into a bottle, it becomes the bottle; You put it in a teapot, it becomes the teapot. Water can flow or it can crash. Be water, my friend. - Bruce Lee
-
11-01-2011, 11:21 PM #203Reptilian Hebrew Hammer
- Join Date: Jan 2007
- Location: Coppell, Texas, United States
- Age: 44
- Posts: 6,514
- Rep Power: 13436
Soooooooooo, I now have 5% of my population being sacrificed on alters by cults. Ahhhh well, they were just homeless people anyways.
Better than ever before
-
11-02-2011, 06:14 AM #204Registered User
- Join Date: Jul 2010
- Age: 39
- Posts: 4,563
- Rep Power: 4240
See what freedom of religion gets you?Originally Posted by Kumquatv1
I think the one point we can all agree on is that even if evolution isn't correct, semitope is still wrong.
Gage is one of the new Founding Fathers, his courage may restore the republic yet. -Voodoo101
Hay guise we gots ourselves some new founding fathers, and they will save us from our evil guberment by begging for money on the internet all the while never facing any real threat to their person by the giant, evil, and ruthless government that had zero problem killing around 5k citizens!
-
-
11-02-2011, 06:57 AM #205Registered User
- Join Date: Sep 2009
- Age: 42
- Posts: 12,491
- Rep Power: 6021
I just dismissed that issue.Originally Posted by Kumquatv1
My country is full of fat homeless racists though. Exposure is the leading cause of death.
-
11-02-2011, 07:26 AM #206Registered User
- Join Date: Nov 2009
- Posts: 4,470
- Rep Power: 4567
-
11-06-2011, 01:19 AM #207Recomping
- Join Date: Jun 2007
- Location: United States
- Age: 38
- Posts: 13,265
- Rep Power: 13153
My dictatorship's economy is tearing it up son.
*Type O Negative Crew*
Give Blood: http://www.redcrossblood.org/
-
11-16-2011, 06:20 PM #208Grill intimidator!
- Join Date: Apr 2006
- Posts: 44,887
- Rep Power: 95444
The Community of Stockroachico is a very large, socially progressive nation, notable for its parental licensing program. Its hard-nosed, hard-working, intelligent population of 111 million are effectively ruled by a group of massive corporations, who run for political office and provide their well-off citizens with world-class goods and services. Their poorer citizens, however, are mostly starving to death while being urged to go out and get real jobs. The populace has reasonably extensive civil rights, although these are mostly aimed at allowing them to buy whatever they like.
There is no government in the normal sense of the word; however, a small group of community-minded, pro-business individuals concentrates mainly on Law & Order, although Commerce and Defence are on the agenda. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 3%. A powerhouse of a private sector is led by the Gambling, Uranium Mining, and Door-to-door Insurance Sales industries.
The government extracts trade concessions from poor nations in exchange for humanitarian aid, crime is on the rise as DNA sampling has been all but outlawed, a National Academy regulates grammar and usage, and the people are furious with the government for allowing citizens to be executed for petty crimes in foreign countries. Crime is a major problem. Stockroachico's national animal is the Cockroach, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its currency is the Amero.
Stockroachico is ranked 15th in Misc Brahs United and 18,664th in the world for Largest Pizza Delivery Sector.
http://nseconomy.thirdgeek.com/nseco...hp?region=misc brahs united&nation=stockroachico*Stopped smoking crew* 2 years and 5 month bishes, and counting.*
*Founder of the, "I hate cold weather!" crew*
Your dreams should never be better than your life. - Karl Pilkington
-
-
11-16-2011, 06:44 PM #209Registered User
- Join Date: Apr 2009
- Age: 41
- Posts: 14,649
- Rep Power: 0
The Republic of Rogueville is a very large, economically powerful nation, notable for its absence of drug laws. Its hard-nosed, hard-working population of 107 million have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.
It is difficult to tell where the omnipresent government stops and the rest of society begins, but it juggles the competing demands of Education, Social Welfare, and Healthcare. The average income tax rate is 39%. A healthy private sector is led by the Beef-Based Agriculture industry, followed by Retail and Book Publishing.
Guns are banned, an increasing percentage of the population's youth have homosexual parents, several citizens have complained about scientists abducting their pets for experimentation, and billions of trolls are being poured into a space program. Crime -- especially youth-related -- is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Rogueville's national animal is the amtharin, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its currency is the troll.
Rogueville is ranked 24th in Misc Brahs United and 29,851st in the world for Largest Pizza Delivery Sector.
-
12-12-2011, 08:32 AM #210Reptilian Hebrew Hammer
- Join Date: Jan 2007
- Location: Coppell, Texas, United States
- Age: 44
- Posts: 6,514
- Rep Power: 13436
Bump. My new capitol is Pen isLand
All hail the Peoples Republic, master of trout farming!Better than ever before
Bookmarks