I have a neighbor across from me who i get on with quite well and have known for 8 years. He has a bar in his house and i quite often go over and drink whisky and rum with him.
Last week he phones me and he rarely does this as we normally bump into each other on the street, and he asks me to come over and that his wife and daughter are out.
This is a long story so i'll skip the small details.
I go in and he pours me a whisky and then proceeds to tell me he needs my help.
His 16 yr old daughter posted a pic on instagram of her lying on a sun lounger face down with one bare ass cheek showing and topless with her back arched showing one tit except she covered her nip, but basically naked.
He finds out about it and hits the roof, but his wife sides with her saying she should be allowed to express herself and his daughter has since refused to delete it (You're not getting the link misc, don't ask.) He showed me the pic and i was like "holy fuc!" but then he goes on to tell me that this isn't the worst of it, that his daughter sent a photo of herself deep throating a banana with the caption "practice makes perfect" to one of her friends and her friend posted it on Twitter and it came up on his feed. He had saved the pic and also showed me it.
Anyway, i tell him just to go with it because if her mother has sided with her and she won't delete it then it will just cause a chit load of fights, and instead he should warn her not to post anymore chit and to stop being a ho'.
At this point he starts crying and i'm like "it isn't a big deal, forget about it" and he says "this isn't the worst of it".
He goes on to tell me his daughter is seeing this ruffian of a kid who may or may not be an alpha in the making...
My neighbor is a Chevy Chase kinda dude, but his wife is hnnnng... trophy wife material and a strong 9, great face, great ass and real big firm natural titties...
One night he comes home from work and his daughter is in the kitchen with her boyfriend and he catches the kid making a flirty comment to his wife, something about helping her with her buns or something...
This happens a couple of times, making comments to his wife. He eventually takes the kid outside and tells him he doesn't want him seeing his daughter anymore and not to contact her again and the fucer turns around to him and says "I'll see her if i want and if you have a problem with that i'll knock you the fuc out"... it turns out the dude has been doing boxing since he was 8. My neighbor tells him "did you hear me, keep away from her" and the kid walks off like "fuc you", later that night the kids send a picture of himself completely naked with a boner to my neighbor's wife and then right after another text saying something like "Sorry my bad, it was meant for someone else ;" She deletes it, but tells him about it, so he hasn't seen it.
He's fucin pissed and tells me he has come up with a plan to get a van and some friends dressed in balaclavas and kidnap the kid, take him to a field and scare the fuc out of him. I tell him there is no way I'm doing that stupid chit and he's a fucin idiot. He eventually agreed it was a bad idea and that he wouldn't do it.
I ended up leaving and told him to think of something else.
He phoned me earlier and asked me to come round for a few beers tomorrow.
I asked him if he has anything resolved and he said "not yet".
What do i tell him misc?
I think i'm going to tell him to ignore it all and stop giving a fuc about any of it.
Cliffs- my neighbor has a problem with his daughter and her boyfriend
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