You have seduced my clothes off of me without saying a word, I'm almost scared to when you messesage me back because I don't know what will happen
I put the ape in rape, give me your number so I can go bananas on your baby oven
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01-14-2012, 08:39 PM #124
Oh, a heavenly blessed beauty,
whose beauty is divine and everlasting.
Her beatiful body, worthy of a bronze casting.
I tell her that I’ve had a
crush on her for years,
after I’ve doned one too many Beers.
I wish I had a wishbone,
So id don’t end up forever-alone.
I tell her to please stay safe
in a desperate plea for attention
white-knighting has entered another dimension.
On the weekends, she’ll be out on the
town, full of noise
and I’ll surely be at home
or getting yucky with the boys
I know that theres Plenty Of Fish,
but oh how, for her, I only wish.
I buy her a gift,
and in return, she asks ‘do you even lift?’
I guess I finally see
It’s time to move on
yet I still want to tell her of my love
followed by a ‘please respond’
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01-15-2012, 10:51 AM #125
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07-06-2012, 01:05 AM #137
- Join Date: Aug 2010
- Location: Bronx, New York, United States
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"listen, we need to talk..."
(those are the exact words every single female uses to breakup. use this with a girl that your dating or seeing)
when she replies "zomg wut?"
txt back "Aliens are abducting all the sexy people off the planet and forcing them to breed. You should be safe, but I just wanted to text goodbye one last time :["
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07-06-2012, 02:14 PM #138
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