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    lmao fat guys always think they are buff

    i really have no words to describe this why is it that just about every fat guy think they are buff and have to talk them self up i was at work and this fat security guard seen my work lunch all planned out for clean bulking and (THE FAT SECURITY GUARD) said: that **** is a wast of time just eat heaps of pizza and kfc and hit bench press a few times a week etc to get big thats what i did the doctor said im 40kgs over weight but i dissagree because i dont want to be a little bloke like your self (his weight 140kgs @6'1 waist 127cm) he also claimed he can do 300 sit ups ... haha i seriously see this all the time i have no idea why they think there buff how many of you know a fat **** that think they are a tank?
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    haha yeah i dont think im buff though
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    the fat guy on the left is pretty buff.

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    very true
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    I hate those guys as well OP.... but brah.........































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    Funny thing is... that's how you get strong as fuuark and joocy. Whether or not he wants to be cut and lean is up to him. Nice try OP.
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    Originally Posted by wayno1986 View Post
    i really have no words to describe this why is it that just about every fat guy think they are buff and have to talk them self up i was at work and this fat security guard seen my work lunch all planned out for clean bulking and (THE FAT SECURITY GUARD) said: that **** is a wast of time just eat heaps of pizza and kfc and hit bench press a few times a week etc to get big thats what i did the doctor said im 40kgs over weight but i dissagree because i dont want to be a little bloke like your self (his weight 140kgs @6'1 waist 127cm) he also claimed he can do 300 sit ups ... haha i seriously see this all the time i have no idea why they think there buff how many of you know a fat **** that think they are a tank?
    at least when that fat ass posts he probably uses punctuation.
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    Funny thing is he can probably kick the shiit out of your ******* ass
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    235 lb guy with 30% bf. still has more muscle than your 165 lbs
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    Cause typically they are strong as hell and would be pretty buff if they didn't eat so much or just did any cardio
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    one thing that pisses me off is fat guys that think they are tough or intimidating because they are fat. Since when does it make u tough to stuff your face with twinkiez? lols
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    bulking up and putting on substantial amount of weight is truly the best way to build a powerful physique in the future. the problem is a lot guys get plenty big enough, but never cut to where they look awesome
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    there is a fat dude at my gym that has to have fatcep 20's. if he cut I'm sure he would have sizable 16-17" guns

    then you have the fat people who don't lift and have no development which is who I am sure OP is talking about
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    totally agree
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    I heard about a frat party from one of the cardio bunnies I slammed last week. Called me up and said I should make it if I get a chance. After another grueling workout, I decide to take Lex along with me.

    We walk into the frat house, and it’s exactly what I expected. 135 pounders in Abercrombie tshirts. Pathetic. I walk through the crowd in my aviators and beater, pushing guys at the party out of the way to establish Alpha dominance. We head into the kitchen, where one frat boy is making mixed drink for a few hotties. “Blender belongs to me now” I snarl at him, dump out the contents and begin to make my patented Mega Shake. Eight scoops of N-Large2, a jar of natty peanut butter, and 2 bananas all blended with lowfat milk. I blend up my mix, toast Lex in our bb.com shakers, and drink.

    Apparently not all party participants liked the fact that me and Lex had stolen the blender. One girl had brought the “bouncer” over.

    Bouncer: What’s going on over here?
    Lex: <taking off his aviators> We got a situation here boss, looks like 19 inch pythons on this guy.

    I take off my aviators to get a better look.

    Me: <giggling> Fatceps.

    I notice a tattoo on the bouncer’s arm, “Big Daddy” it says.

    Me: Big Daddy?
    Bouncer: <pissed off> Bigger than you.
    Me: Maybe so, chief. But I’m swoler.

    I reach into my bag and get out my body fat calipers.

    Bouncer: Man, get those things away from me!
    Me: <grinning> Aw, come on, lets see how much fat are on those fatceps of yours.
    Bouncer: <crying> F**k you man, leave me alone! <He runs out of the room while I explode into laughter>

    After about 20 more minutes of lat flaring around the party, I realize I have to take a huge ****. That Mega Shake wasn’t sitting too well. I head into the bathroom with the newspaper. (I knew it was gonna be a messy struggle). A few minutes later, some drunk girl comes into the bathroom.

    Drunk girl: Hi, ummm, I just wanted to say that you are really sexy and ummm…
    Me: Get the f**k out? I’m trying to **** in peace here
    Drunk girl: Well, ummm, could I give you a blumpkin?
    Me: F**k’s a blumpkin?
    Drunk girl: Well, its when you give someone head while they are taking a ****.

    <I look her up and down. Decent sized tits and a good face.>

    Me: Yeah why not. Just don’t use your f**king teeth.

    <I continue to read the paper while she blows me. She ended up swallowing every last drop.>

    Drunk girl: Was it good?
    Me: Not bad. I’d give it a C+

    <Drunk girl lays down and passes out. I realize there is no toilet paper. So I take drunk girl’s shirt and wipe my ass with it and walk out>

    Me: Nice knowin’ ya, sweetie.

    I decide to find Lex so we can go home. On the way I run into two frat boys.

    Frat boy 1: Excuse me? Do you think you could give us some weightlifting tips? I mean we don’t want to get huge or anything, just Brad Pitt in fight Club, you know? Any pointers?

    I felt the rage boiling up inside of me but kept my cool. I decided not to punch them out (no need to go back to prison). I bang on the door Lex is in.

    Me: Let’s f**King go, I’m tired and I want to go to sleep.
    Lex: I got this bitch licking my nuts right now!
    Me: Hurry up and nut in her face so we can go home. I’ll start the car.

    I walk outside to my beamer. I look at the car next to me, and Bouncer is in it, crying. Not only that, but he was driving a Jetta. I’m sorry, but if you are a bodybuilder you cannot drive a Volkswagen. You could be Ronnie F**kin’ Coleman and you would get no respect from me if you are tooling around in a golf. The only time you could get head by driving a VW is from Gary down at the local Starbucks.

    I lit up a cigar and waited for Lex to emerge. “Blumpkin,” I thought to myself, smiling. “Doctor Swole, sometimes you even impress yourself.”
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    thats exactly who im talking about haha
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    there is a fat dude at my gym that has to have fatcep 20's. if he cut I'm sure he would have sizable 16-17" guns

    then you have the fat people who don't lift and have no development which is who I am sure OP is talking about
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    Originally Posted by dropkickMc View Post
    I heard about a frat party from one of the cardio bunnies I slammed last week. Called me up and said I should make it if I get a chance. After another grueling workout, I decide to take Lex along with me.

    We walk into the frat house, and it’s exactly what I expected. 135 pounders in Abercrombie tshirts. Pathetic. I walk through the crowd in my aviators and beater, pushing guys at the party out of the way to establish Alpha dominance. We head into the kitchen, where one frat boy is making mixed drink for a few hotties. “Blender belongs to me now” I snarl at him, dump out the contents and begin to make my patented Mega Shake. Eight scoops of N-Large2, a jar of natty peanut butter, and 2 bananas all blended with lowfat milk. I blend up my mix, toast Lex in our bb.com shakers, and drink.

    Apparently not all party participants liked the fact that me and Lex had stolen the blender. One girl had brought the “bouncer” over.

    Bouncer: What’s going on over here?
    Lex: <taking off his aviators> We got a situation here boss, looks like 19 inch pythons on this guy.

    I take off my aviators to get a better look.

    Me: <giggling> Fatceps.

    I notice a tattoo on the bouncer’s arm, “Big Daddy” it says.

    Me: Big Daddy?
    Bouncer: <pissed off> Bigger than you.
    Me: Maybe so, chief. But I’m swoler.

    I reach into my bag and get out my body fat calipers.

    Bouncer: Man, get those things away from me!
    Me: <grinning> Aw, come on, lets see how much fat are on those fatceps of yours.
    Bouncer: <crying> F**k you man, leave me alone! <He runs out of the room while I explode into laughter>

    After about 20 more minutes of lat flaring around the party, I realize I have to take a huge ****. That Mega Shake wasn’t sitting too well. I head into the bathroom with the newspaper. (I knew it was gonna be a messy struggle). A few minutes later, some drunk girl comes into the bathroom.

    Drunk girl: Hi, ummm, I just wanted to say that you are really sexy and ummm…
    Me: Get the f**k out? I’m trying to **** in peace here
    Drunk girl: Well, ummm, could I give you a blumpkin?
    Me: F**k’s a blumpkin?
    Drunk girl: Well, its when you give someone head while they are taking a ****.

    <I look her up and down. Decent sized tits and a good face.>

    Me: Yeah why not. Just don’t use your f**king teeth.

    <I continue to read the paper while she blows me. She ended up swallowing every last drop.>

    Drunk girl: Was it good?
    Me: Not bad. I’d give it a C+

    <Drunk girl lays down and passes out. I realize there is no toilet paper. So I take drunk girl’s shirt and wipe my ass with it and walk out>

    Me: Nice knowin’ ya, sweetie.

    I decide to find Lex so we can go home. On the way I run into two frat boys.

    Frat boy 1: Excuse me? Do you think you could give us some weightlifting tips? I mean we don’t want to get huge or anything, just Brad Pitt in fight Club, you know? Any pointers?

    I felt the rage boiling up inside of me but kept my cool. I decided not to punch them out (no need to go back to prison). I bang on the door Lex is in.

    Me: Let’s f**King go, I’m tired and I want to go to sleep.
    Lex: I got this bitch licking my nuts right now!
    Me: Hurry up and nut in her face so we can go home. I’ll start the car.

    I walk outside to my beamer. I look at the car next to me, and Bouncer is in it, crying. Not only that, but he was driving a Jetta. I’m sorry, but if you are a bodybuilder you cannot drive a Volkswagen. You could be Ronnie F**kin’ Coleman and you would get no respect from me if you are tooling around in a golf. The only time you could get head by driving a VW is from Gary down at the local Starbucks.

    I lit up a cigar and waited for Lex to emerge. “Blumpkin,” I thought to myself, smiling. “Doctor Swole, sometimes you even impress yourself.”
    lmao that was badass
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    i have never had any fat guy last longer then 30sec in the ring and *******? i love how u talk it up on the net because if i seen u on the street i would rip your spine out and feed it to u you ****ing jelly fish
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    Funny thing is he can probably kick the shiit out of your ******* ass
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    Originally Posted by wayno1986 View Post
    i really have no words to describe this why is it that just about every fat guy think they are buff and have to talk them self up i was at work and this fat security guard seen my work lunch all planned out for clean bulking and (THE FAT SECURITY GUARD) said: that **** is a wast of time just eat heaps of pizza and kfc and hit bench press a few times a week etc to get big thats what i did the doctor said im 40kgs over weight but i dissagree because i dont want to be a little bloke like your self (his weight 140kgs @6'1 waist 127cm) he also claimed he can do 300 sit ups ... haha i seriously see this all the time i have no idea why they think there buff how many of you know a fat **** that think they are a tank?
    he is right about clean bulking is stupid you know that right, calorie=calorie
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    Originally Posted by wayno1986 View Post
    i have never had any fat guy last longer then 30sec in the ring and *******? i love how u talk it up on the net because if i seen u on the street i would rip your spine out and feed it to u you ****ing jelly fish
    wow bro, go take some more black and white pictures
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    Where does all this calorie = calorie shyt come from?

    Damn have you never heard of a MICROnutrient?

    Theres more to food than carbs, fats and proteins.
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