ITT: I teach you how to be alpha

[IWantTALLER]

If you upload a shirtless photo of yourself, you should be at the beach or a pool party or something. If you just take a photo of yourself in your bathroom, you'll come off as a tool.

how about in the gym or halfway working out o,0

[JeromeWeinberg]

how about in the gym or halfway working out o,0

You'd still come off as a tool. Just don't upload shirtless photos, lol. Your profile picture should just be a standard photo of you. Uploading shirtless photos of yourself comes off as egotistical. People will also make fun of you unless you're actually pretty big, and you aren't that big (no hate).

[zj95maxx]

I agree with most of this. I consider myself someone who can easily talk to bishes and get numbers. But to be honest. The texting back thing 2 days later isn't ALWAYS the way to go.

Sometimes texting a bunch and being funny and "cute" sucks the girls in because they know they can talk to you and your easy to talk to. If I wait a day to respond to everything it would take way too long to hang and smash said girl.

If I respond relatively soon, be funny witty and a times sarcastic(with a funny flirty twist), then I can move things along.

For example. Got girls number on saturday night party. Texted a bunch sunday and monday. Was sleeping in her dorm by Wednesday.

Just saying... you have to judge each girl and decide what to do based on how she is. Not all girls are the same, don't treat them the same.

[JeromeWeinberg]

I agree with most of this. I consider myself someone who can easily talk to bishes and get numbers. But to be honest. The texting back thing 2 days later isn't ALWAYS the way to go.

Sometimes texting a bunch and being funny and "cute" sucks the girls in because they know they can talk to you and your easy to talk to. If I wait a day to respond to everything it would take way too long to hang and smash said girl.

If I respond relatively soon, be funny witty and a times sarcastic(with a funny flirty twist), then I can move things along.

For example. Got girls number on saturday night party. Texted a bunch sunday and monday. Was sleeping in her dorm by Wednesday.

Just saying... you have to judge each girl and decide what to do based on how she is. Not all girls are the same, don't treat them the same.

It's pretty obvious that the girl you met at a party who you smashed just days later was easy as fuk and pretty much anything you did could have gotten her in bed, no hate. She probably wasn't a 8/10+ either if texting her cute sh*t all the time worked and got you in her pants within days, because let's be honest, while that approach could work if you do it correctly on a 6/10 or 7/10, it definitely won't work for the girls who know they're better looking than a majority of others. 8/10s+ get that kind of sh*t all the time. Every guy they meet tries that approach, and they're so used to it they just shut it down immediately. That's why you have to deflate their ego first to even get them interested.

I never suggested waiting an entire day to reply to texts, either. I simply said wait 30 minutes or so, because if you reply to her text within 2 minutes, she'll know you're in to her or just boring/available/don't have anything better to do.

[superstrongboy]

keep the texting game advice coming.

reps for someone who sorts through the thread and provides me cliffs for texting game. i know the other sh!t i just anna try out something new via texting.

[JeromeWeinberg]

keep the texting game advice coming.

reps for someone who sorts through the thread and provides me cliffs for texting game. i know the other sh!t i just anna try out something new via texting.

My texting advice

If a girl gives you her # at a party, do not text her the same night. Wait at the very least 1 or 2 days before texting her. Likewise, if you give her your # at a party and she texts you that night, don't immediately reply. Wait a day or two. After this initial 2 day period, you can begin to text her on a more frequent basis. Wait 30 minutes or so before replying to her texts. If she's a completely oblivious kunt, ugly, easy, desperate, or just average, she'll most likely reply to all your texts within 1-5 minutes. If she's aware (and usually the 8/10s+ are), you'll notice she stops responding within 3-5 minutes and she starts waiting longer to reply back, because she doesn't want to seem needy or appear too into you since you seem to not be that interested in her (because you wait 30+ minutes to reply, it seems like you don't really care too much about her. It seems like you aren't that into her, so it makes your appeal to her stronger). Your texts shouldn't be 500 words long. Keep it short and simple, ask questions about her frequently, and don't babble about yourself. You should start flirting after a few days of texting by being funny, witty, sarcastic, and playful. If she compliments you on your appearance, don't say something ****gy like "no, I'm really not that attractive". This is extremely beta and a ridiculous amount of guys do this dumb sh*t. You should be "cocky-funny". Make egotistical jokes that are apparent that you're just kidding. So for instance, if she says "You're really cute". You should respond by acknowledging the fact that you already know you're cute, but tell her she's cute as well in a flirtatious, non-beta way. Don't go on with "Oh heavenly blessed beauty..."

Don't text daily...even if she initiates first, and try not to text first too often. The only time you will probably have to text first is if you're trying to revive something with an old hook up. Keep it short and simple. Say you fuked a girl early August and talked for a while after but you let it die a week or two after the hook up. You could just text her out of the blue "Miss you" and then she'll eat that sht up like a diet loss pill. But after she responds, use the same common texting rules. Don't text back right away, don't WK, don't be a *******, etc etc.

Ask a simple, open ended question which will allow her to expand upon her experience. You could literally just reply "How was it?" and then watch her go on and on about some random sh*t you don't care about. Then, you could say "Sounds nice, what'd you get?" and then proceed to watch her go on talking about even more random sh*t. I'm telling you man, it sounds bizarre, but when you start asking questions, people start opening up. Like I said in OP, conversations aren't quizzes. You don't really even have to say much. People will just start babbling to whoever is willing to listen, really.

Apart from the waiting game and being funny, flirtatious, jokingly-egotistical, etc, the one thing I can't stress enough is asking questions. Of course she's going to stop texting you if you go on for days about yourself without ever asking her how she is. This doesn't mean never talk about yourself, but just don't babble.

You could also try the "awkward funny" method, but I don't think it's something that many people are too great at. It's similar to the "cocky funny" in that you say or do something that's purposely awkward, and you make it very obvious that it's meant as a joke. Sometimes my friends try this and they completely fuk it up, so my advice to you would be to just steer clear if you don't think you can pull it off.

An example of "awkward funny". Girl from high school that I used to party with left the wall post "new phone, text me" on her friend's wall. I commented, posting my # (which I've blacked out for obvious reasons) and making a comment that made me seem desperate/awkward/lonely, but it was clearly a joke. She texted me moments later. The screenshot is ridiculously small, so here's a text version

Sandra
new fone! no number! txt meeee some time soon kkkkkkk
Like · · See Friendship · 21 hours ago ·

Me (My number)....don't mind me.........just leaving my number here in case anyone from the past wants to maybe rekindle some friendships........#imsolonely#wherehaveyoubeen#ha shtag#hashtag#prayingtogodjacobydoesntseethisandca llme
16 hours ago · Like · 2 people

Sandra lmfaooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo omg luis ♥ i shall txt u
12 hours ago · Like

[L1AM]

just curious, when you get a girls number what do you say in the first text? I always find it ****ing awkward.

I could say like hey or yo or something like that but then she's like who is this? or I could say hey this is liam (or something to that affect) but that sounds really beta.

just wondering what you do. any more creative approaches?

[zj95maxx]

Any girl that says lmao,lol,omg seriously is automatically deleted from my thoughts.

[Amriacle]

But OP girls are scary

This..

[EthNick]

aware

[Nistange]

just wondering what you do. any more creative approaches?

Create an inside joke in the first conversation you have in real life or whatever as long as you have an inside joke. Like, pretend to be husband and wife or something, then text her something based on your convo.

[L1AM]

Create an inside joke in the first conversation you have in real life or whatever as long as you have an inside joke. Like, pretend to be husband and wife or something, then text her something based on your convo.

I'm talking about texting girls I've just met

[Nistange]

^Yeah. Exactly. Creating an inside joke when you just meet a girl is the best way to keep em interested, if you just get a number and it was a so-so conversation, then you're really on your own.

[JeromeWeinberg]

Create an inside joke in the first conversation you have in real life or whatever as long as you have an inside joke. Like, pretend to be husband and wife or something, then text her something based on your convo.

Exactly this. I was going to post something extremely similar. For instance, I was recently at McDonalds with a group of friends, and this kid that knew someone in the group came up and asked us "Do you guys want to see photos of the most beautiful man on earth?" and proceeded to show us photos of himself. It was extremely funny because he was entirely serious. There was a cute girl there that I hadn't met before, and after introducing myself to her and talking for a while, I asked her for her number. When I texted her a few days later and she asked who it was, I said "Only the most beautiful man on earth, Luis. Duh" and she laughed and blahblah. You need to open up strong with a good joke. If you can't, then an acceptable (but not great) opener would be "Hey! It's Liam. How are you?" Something short and simple like that which states who you are right off the bat so you don't get that awkward "who is this?...." response.

[L1AM]

Exactly this. I was going to post something extremely similar. For instance, I was recently at McDonalds with a group of friends, and this kid that knew someone in the group came up and asked us "Do you guys want to see photos of the most beautiful man on earth?" and proceeded to show us photos of himself. It was extremely funny because he was entirely serious. There was a cute girl there that I hadn't met before, and after introducing myself to her and talking for a while, I asked her for her number. When I texted her a few days later and she asked who it was, I said "Only the most beautiful man on earth, Luis. Duh" and she laughed and blahblah. You need to open up strong with a good joke. If you can't, then an acceptable (but not great) opener would be "Hey! It's Liam. How are you?" Something short and simple like that which states who you are right off the bat so you don't get that awkward "who is this?...." response.

ok I see what your saying, thanks
will use this

[sogeking]

pics of sandra..

tmisc...

[JeromeWeinberg]

pics of sandra..

tmisc...

[jacobcmurphy]

You're born an alpha.
But if people follow your rules they will become 100% less socially awkward.
PS you should right a book on this stuff.

[sogeking]

You're born an alpha.
But if people follow your rules they will become 100% less socially awkward.
PS you should right a book on this stuff.

neil strauss "the game"


wot

[xfree]

Dont give a fuk = so true

they'll be the one coming to you

[DarthScorpio11]

OP, this changed my life. Now im a new man.

[Seef1]

Manlet teaching how to be alpha is like, listen to 120 lsb giving you gym advice.. srry brah



(Strong example lol)

[JayLazy]

Any 'be confident' or 'be alpha' that suggests smiling is completely duff.

brb making eye contact 10 times and smiling ten times in succession looking in different directions.

do you not release how much of a creepy ******* this will make you look?

[KaydenBGrabarek]

This is honestly the most alpha thing. But tbh I've tried and only didn't succeed with one bisssshhhhh. And that's my current girlfriend LOL. 10/10 would rep if I wasn't out. Lol.

5 star thread.

[MRog98]

Nobodys more alpha than me. so just copy whatever i do

[in4sloots]

i dont smile u fuken kunt

[TheGreatRussian]

This are some god-like advice, gonna try, also, would rep if my poverty reps ment ****.





Someday