Bodybuilding.com Information Motivation Supplementation
in:

    The World’s #1 Bodybuilding And Fitness Forum - Save Up To 50% Off Retail Prices In Our Bodybuilding.com Store!

Reply
Page 1 of 2 1 2 LastLast
Results 1 to 30 of 37
  1. #1
    Registered User GadyLaLa's Avatar
    Join Date: Jul 2011
    Age: 28
    Posts: 614
    Rep Power: 2877
    GadyLaLa has reached the pinnacle! Best possible rank! (+1000000) GadyLaLa has reached the pinnacle! Best possible rank! (+1000000) GadyLaLa has reached the pinnacle! Best possible rank! (+1000000) GadyLaLa has reached the pinnacle! Best possible rank! (+1000000) GadyLaLa has reached the pinnacle! Best possible rank! (+1000000) GadyLaLa has reached the pinnacle! Best possible rank! (+1000000) GadyLaLa has reached the pinnacle! Best possible rank! (+1000000) GadyLaLa has reached the pinnacle! Best possible rank! (+1000000) GadyLaLa has reached the pinnacle! Best possible rank! (+1000000) GadyLaLa has reached the pinnacle! Best possible rank! (+1000000) GadyLaLa has reached the pinnacle! Best possible rank! (+1000000)
    Visit GadyLaLa's BodySpace
    GadyLaLa is offline

    Exclamation World War One, explained as a bar fight

    Ever wonder why the hell we even fought WWI, and how some Serbian nationalist was able to engulf all of Europe in war? Well, it was a little like a bar fight...

    The First World War, explained as a pub fight...........

    Germany, Austria and Italy are stood together in the middle of the pub, when Serbia bumps into Austria, and spills Austria's pint.

    Austria demands Serbia buy it a complete new suit, because there are splashes on its trouser leg.

    Germany expresses its support for Austria's point of view

    Britain recommends that everyone calm down a bit.

    Serbia points out that it can't afford a whole suit, but offers to pay for cleaning Austria's trousers.

    Russia and Serbia look at Austria.

    Austria asks Serbia who it's looking at.

    Russia suggests that Austria should leave its little brother alone.

    Austria inquires as to whose army will assist Russia in compelling it to do so.

    Germany appeals to Britain that France has been looking at it, and that this is sufficiently out of order that Britain should not intervene.

    Britain replies that France can look at who it wants to, that Britain is looking at Germany too, and what is Germany going to do about it?

    Germany tells Russia to stop looking at Austria, or Germany will render Russia incapable of such action.

    Britain and France ask Germany whether it's looking at Belgium.

    Turkey and Germany go off into a corner and whisper. When they come back, Turkey makes a show of not looking at anyone.

    Germany rolls up its sleeves, looks at France, and punches Belgium.

    France and Britain punch Germany. Austria punches Russia. Germany punches Britain and France with one hand and Russia with the other.

    Russia throws a punch at Germany, but misses and nearly falls over. Japan calls over from the other side of the room that it's on Britain's side, but stays there. Italy surprises everyone by punching Austria.

    Australia punches Turkey, and gets punched back. There are no hard feelings, because Britain made Australia do it.

    France gets thrown through a plate glass window, but gets back up and carries on fighting. Russia gets thrown through another one, gets knocked out, suffers brain damage, and wakes up with a complete personality change.

    Italy throws a punch at Austria and misses, but Austria falls over anyway. Italy raises both fists in the air and runs round the room chanting.

    America waits till Germany is about to fall over from sustained punching from Britain and France, then walks over and smashes it with a barstool, then pretends it won the fight all by itself.

    By now all the chairs are broken, and the big mirror over the bar is shattered. Britain, France and America agree that Germany threw the first punch, so the whole thing is Germany's fault . While Germany is still unconscious, they go through its pockets, steal its wallet, and buy drinks for all their friends.

    this is way easier to understand than a fukin history book.

    Cheers...

    in b4 did not read
    Life is pain, Highness. Anyone who says differently is selling something.
    Reply With Quote

  2. #2
    gives a fuk Leonydus's Avatar
    Join Date: Sep 2007
    Location: North Carolina, United States
    Age: 30
    Posts: 5,348
    BodyPoints: 4154
    Rep Power: 885
    Leonydus has a reputation beyond repute. Second best rank possible! (+100000) Leonydus has a reputation beyond repute. Second best rank possible! (+100000) Leonydus has a reputation beyond repute. Second best rank possible! (+100000) Leonydus has a reputation beyond repute. Second best rank possible! (+100000) Leonydus has a reputation beyond repute. Second best rank possible! (+100000) Leonydus has a reputation beyond repute. Second best rank possible! (+100000) Leonydus has a reputation beyond repute. Second best rank possible! (+100000) Leonydus has a reputation beyond repute. Second best rank possible! (+100000) Leonydus has a reputation beyond repute. Second best rank possible! (+100000) Leonydus has a reputation beyond repute. Second best rank possible! (+100000) Leonydus has a reputation beyond repute. Second best rank possible! (+100000)
    Visit Leonydus's BodySpace
    Leonydus is offline
    to long bro, i can tell the real story in less than that
    "Hodor"
    -Hodor
    Reply With Quote

  3. #3
    Registered User Rollog's Avatar
    Join Date: Sep 2011
    Stats: 6'4", 170 lbs
    Posts: 759
    Rep Power: 437
    Rollog has a reputation beyond repute. Second best rank possible! (+100000) Rollog has a reputation beyond repute. Second best rank possible! (+100000) Rollog has a reputation beyond repute. Second best rank possible! (+100000) Rollog has a reputation beyond repute. Second best rank possible! (+100000) Rollog has a reputation beyond repute. Second best rank possible! (+100000) Rollog has a reputation beyond repute. Second best rank possible! (+100000) Rollog has a reputation beyond repute. Second best rank possible! (+100000) Rollog has a reputation beyond repute. Second best rank possible! (+100000) Rollog has a reputation beyond repute. Second best rank possible! (+100000) Rollog has a reputation beyond repute. Second best rank possible! (+100000) Rollog has a reputation beyond repute. Second best rank possible! (+100000)
    Visit Rollog's BodySpace
    Rollog is offline
    Old. Read this years ago.
    Reply With Quote

  4. #4
    Registered User Narcissisticly's Avatar
    Join Date: Aug 2011
    Location: United Kingdom (Great Britain)
    Age: 24
    Stats: 5'11", 180 lbs
    Posts: 2,551
    Rep Power: 234
    Narcissisticly has a reputation beyond repute. Second best rank possible! (+100000) Narcissisticly has a reputation beyond repute. Second best rank possible! (+100000) Narcissisticly has a reputation beyond repute. Second best rank possible! (+100000) Narcissisticly has a reputation beyond repute. Second best rank possible! (+100000) Narcissisticly has a reputation beyond repute. Second best rank possible! (+100000) Narcissisticly has a reputation beyond repute. Second best rank possible! (+100000) Narcissisticly has a reputation beyond repute. Second best rank possible! (+100000) Narcissisticly has a reputation beyond repute. Second best rank possible! (+100000) Narcissisticly has a reputation beyond repute. Second best rank possible! (+100000) Narcissisticly has a reputation beyond repute. Second best rank possible! (+100000) Narcissisticly has a reputation beyond repute. Second best rank possible! (+100000)
    Visit Narcissisticly's BodySpace
    Narcissisticly is offline
    I hate you OP. There is no way you are possibly this stupid.

    Herp derp world politics and nations desires can be described in a pub brawl.

    Go die and do Darwin a favour.
    Beard and hair are the only two things that matter Crew.

    Treat girlfriends like commodities but they don't notice Crew.

    Sociopathic and misanthropic activity Crew.

    Wears formal dress all day Crew.

    Prefers company of self to anything except own dog Crew.

    Always Pick 5 Crew.

    I am the real Patrick Bateman Crew.
    Reply With Quote

  5. #5
    Banned datderOttermode's Avatar
    Join Date: Jun 2011
    Location: Greenland
    Age: 20
    Stats: 5'10", 170 lbs
    Posts: 2,010
    Rep Power: 0
    datderOttermode is the lowest scum of the boards. (Worst Rank) datderOttermode is the lowest scum of the boards. (Worst Rank) datderOttermode is the lowest scum of the boards. (Worst Rank) datderOttermode is the lowest scum of the boards. (Worst Rank) datderOttermode is the lowest scum of the boards. (Worst Rank) datderOttermode is the lowest scum of the boards. (Worst Rank) datderOttermode is the lowest scum of the boards. (Worst Rank) datderOttermode is the lowest scum of the boards. (Worst Rank) datderOttermode is the lowest scum of the boards. (Worst Rank) datderOttermode is the lowest scum of the boards. (Worst Rank) datderOttermode is the lowest scum of the boards. (Worst Rank)
    Visit datderOttermode's BodySpace
    datderOttermode is offline
    please respond
    Reply With Quote

  6. #6
    Registered User brunneros's Avatar
    Join Date: May 2011
    Age: 32
    Posts: 286
    Rep Power: 1153
    brunneros has reached the pinnacle! Best possible rank! (+1000000) brunneros has reached the pinnacle! Best possible rank! (+1000000) brunneros has reached the pinnacle! Best possible rank! (+1000000) brunneros has reached the pinnacle! Best possible rank! (+1000000) brunneros has reached the pinnacle! Best possible rank! (+1000000) brunneros has reached the pinnacle! Best possible rank! (+1000000) brunneros has reached the pinnacle! Best possible rank! (+1000000) brunneros has reached the pinnacle! Best possible rank! (+1000000) brunneros has reached the pinnacle! Best possible rank! (+1000000) brunneros has reached the pinnacle! Best possible rank! (+1000000) brunneros has reached the pinnacle! Best possible rank! (+1000000)
    brunneros is offline
    Doesnt make ANY SENSE WHATSOEVER.
    Reply With Quote

  7. #7
    Banned DerekTrotter's Avatar
    Join Date: Jul 2011
    Location: Nelson Mandela House, Peckham, London, United Kingdom (Great Britain)
    Posts: 949
    Rep Power: 0
    DerekTrotter is the lowest scum of the boards. (Worst Rank) DerekTrotter is the lowest scum of the boards. (Worst Rank) DerekTrotter is the lowest scum of the boards. (Worst Rank) DerekTrotter is the lowest scum of the boards. (Worst Rank) DerekTrotter is the lowest scum of the boards. (Worst Rank) DerekTrotter is the lowest scum of the boards. (Worst Rank) DerekTrotter is the lowest scum of the boards. (Worst Rank) DerekTrotter is the lowest scum of the boards. (Worst Rank) DerekTrotter is the lowest scum of the boards. (Worst Rank) DerekTrotter is the lowest scum of the boards. (Worst Rank) DerekTrotter is the lowest scum of the boards. (Worst Rank)
    Visit DerekTrotter's BodySpace
    DerekTrotter is offline
    Originally Posted by Narcissisticly View Post
    I hate you OP. There is no way you are possibly this stupid.

    Herp derp world politics and nations desires can be described in a pub brawl.

    Go die and do Darwin a favour.
    Get a sense of humour you square.
    Reply With Quote

  8. #8
    Registered User rotatoo's Avatar
    Join Date: Dec 2009
    Age: 30
    Posts: 16,668
    Rep Power: 5587
    rotatoo has reached the pinnacle! Best possible rank! (+1000000) rotatoo has reached the pinnacle! Best possible rank! (+1000000) rotatoo has reached the pinnacle! Best possible rank! (+1000000) rotatoo has reached the pinnacle! Best possible rank! (+1000000) rotatoo has reached the pinnacle! Best possible rank! (+1000000) rotatoo has reached the pinnacle! Best possible rank! (+1000000) rotatoo has reached the pinnacle! Best possible rank! (+1000000) rotatoo has reached the pinnacle! Best possible rank! (+1000000) rotatoo has reached the pinnacle! Best possible rank! (+1000000) rotatoo has reached the pinnacle! Best possible rank! (+1000000) rotatoo has reached the pinnacle! Best possible rank! (+1000000)
    rotatoo is offline
    Should I read this if I have no clue how WW1 developed?
    Reply With Quote

  9. #9
    Registered User MalditoVeneno's Avatar
    Join Date: Aug 2011
    Location: Afghanistan
    Age: 27
    Posts: 455
    Rep Power: 122
    MalditoVeneno has a reputation beyond repute. Second best rank possible! (+100000) MalditoVeneno has a reputation beyond repute. Second best rank possible! (+100000) MalditoVeneno has a reputation beyond repute. Second best rank possible! (+100000) MalditoVeneno has a reputation beyond repute. Second best rank possible! (+100000) MalditoVeneno has a reputation beyond repute. Second best rank possible! (+100000) MalditoVeneno has a reputation beyond repute. Second best rank possible! (+100000) MalditoVeneno has a reputation beyond repute. Second best rank possible! (+100000) MalditoVeneno has a reputation beyond repute. Second best rank possible! (+100000) MalditoVeneno has a reputation beyond repute. Second best rank possible! (+100000) MalditoVeneno has a reputation beyond repute. Second best rank possible! (+100000) MalditoVeneno has a reputation beyond repute. Second best rank possible! (+100000)
    Visit MalditoVeneno's BodySpace
    MalditoVeneno is offline
    Is this real life?
    Reply With Quote

  10. #10
    Up the punx! Seldini's Avatar
    Join Date: Feb 2007
    Location: United States
    Age: 26
    Stats: 6'1", 208 lbs
    Posts: 11,328
    Rep Power: 10563
    Seldini has reached the pinnacle! Best possible rank! (+1000000) Seldini has reached the pinnacle! Best possible rank! (+1000000) Seldini has reached the pinnacle! Best possible rank! (+1000000) Seldini has reached the pinnacle! Best possible rank! (+1000000) Seldini has reached the pinnacle! Best possible rank! (+1000000) Seldini has reached the pinnacle! Best possible rank! (+1000000) Seldini has reached the pinnacle! Best possible rank! (+1000000) Seldini has reached the pinnacle! Best possible rank! (+1000000) Seldini has reached the pinnacle! Best possible rank! (+1000000) Seldini has reached the pinnacle! Best possible rank! (+1000000) Seldini has reached the pinnacle! Best possible rank! (+1000000)
    Visit Seldini's BodySpace
    Seldini is offline
    "Germany rolls up its sleeves, looks at France, and punches Belgium."

    For some reason I found this hilarious
    Reply With Quote

  11. #11
    Registered User Narcissisticly's Avatar
    Join Date: Aug 2011
    Location: United Kingdom (Great Britain)
    Age: 24
    Stats: 5'11", 180 lbs
    Posts: 2,551
    Rep Power: 234
    Narcissisticly has a reputation beyond repute. Second best rank possible! (+100000) Narcissisticly has a reputation beyond repute. Second best rank possible! (+100000) Narcissisticly has a reputation beyond repute. Second best rank possible! (+100000) Narcissisticly has a reputation beyond repute. Second best rank possible! (+100000) Narcissisticly has a reputation beyond repute. Second best rank possible! (+100000) Narcissisticly has a reputation beyond repute. Second best rank possible! (+100000) Narcissisticly has a reputation beyond repute. Second best rank possible! (+100000) Narcissisticly has a reputation beyond repute. Second best rank possible! (+100000) Narcissisticly has a reputation beyond repute. Second best rank possible! (+100000) Narcissisticly has a reputation beyond repute. Second best rank possible! (+100000) Narcissisticly has a reputation beyond repute. Second best rank possible! (+100000)
    Visit Narcissisticly's BodySpace
    Narcissisticly is offline
    Originally Posted by DerekTrotter View Post
    Get a sense of humour you square.
    Haha wut?

    brb I don't have a sense of humour if I don't think this utter drivel is funny.

    How about no phaggot?
    Beard and hair are the only two things that matter Crew.

    Treat girlfriends like commodities but they don't notice Crew.

    Sociopathic and misanthropic activity Crew.

    Wears formal dress all day Crew.

    Prefers company of self to anything except own dog Crew.

    Always Pick 5 Crew.

    I am the real Patrick Bateman Crew.
    Reply With Quote

  12. #12
    Registered User MrGreenz's Avatar
    Join Date: Oct 2008
    Location: Gold Coast, QLD, Australia
    Age: 26
    Stats: 5'11", 215 lbs
    Posts: 8,526
    Rep Power: 1474
    MrGreenz has reached the pinnacle! Best possible rank! (+1000000) MrGreenz has reached the pinnacle! Best possible rank! (+1000000) MrGreenz has reached the pinnacle! Best possible rank! (+1000000) MrGreenz has reached the pinnacle! Best possible rank! (+1000000) MrGreenz has reached the pinnacle! Best possible rank! (+1000000) MrGreenz has reached the pinnacle! Best possible rank! (+1000000) MrGreenz has reached the pinnacle! Best possible rank! (+1000000) MrGreenz has reached the pinnacle! Best possible rank! (+1000000) MrGreenz has reached the pinnacle! Best possible rank! (+1000000) MrGreenz has reached the pinnacle! Best possible rank! (+1000000) MrGreenz has reached the pinnacle! Best possible rank! (+1000000)
    Visit MrGreenz's BodySpace
    MrGreenz is offline
    Originally Posted by Narcissisticly View Post
    I hate you OP. There is no way you are possibly this stupid.

    Herp derp world politics and nations desires can be described in a pub brawl.

    Go die and do Darwin a favour.
    #

    ooooh touchy
    Reply With Quote

  13. #13
    Registered User -micah-'s Avatar
    Join Date: Feb 2006
    Location: United Kingdom (Great Britain)
    Age: 29
    Stats: 5'8", 161 lbs
    Posts: 189
    BodyPoints: 48
    Rep Power: 303
    -micah- has a reputation beyond repute. Second best rank possible! (+100000) -micah- has a reputation beyond repute. Second best rank possible! (+100000) -micah- has a reputation beyond repute. Second best rank possible! (+100000) -micah- has a reputation beyond repute. Second best rank possible! (+100000) -micah- has a reputation beyond repute. Second best rank possible! (+100000) -micah- has a reputation beyond repute. Second best rank possible! (+100000) -micah- has a reputation beyond repute. Second best rank possible! (+100000) -micah- has a reputation beyond repute. Second best rank possible! (+100000) -micah- has a reputation beyond repute. Second best rank possible! (+100000) -micah- has a reputation beyond repute. Second best rank possible! (+100000) -micah- has a reputation beyond repute. Second best rank possible! (+100000)
    Visit -micah-'s BodySpace
    -micah- is offline
    Haha love it. especially "Germany rolls up its sleeves, looks at France, and punches Belgium" onwards, lol'd till the end..
    Reply With Quote

  14. #14
    Banned Better Unborn's Avatar
    Join Date: Aug 2003
    Location: United States
    Stats: 5'9", 190 lbs
    Posts: 23,643
    BodyPoints: 4441
    Rep Power: 0
    Better Unborn has reached the pinnacle! Best possible rank! (+1000000) Better Unborn has reached the pinnacle! Best possible rank! (+1000000) Better Unborn has reached the pinnacle! Best possible rank! (+1000000) Better Unborn has reached the pinnacle! Best possible rank! (+1000000) Better Unborn has reached the pinnacle! Best possible rank! (+1000000) Better Unborn has reached the pinnacle! Best possible rank! (+1000000) Better Unborn has reached the pinnacle! Best possible rank! (+1000000) Better Unborn has reached the pinnacle! Best possible rank! (+1000000) Better Unborn has reached the pinnacle! Best possible rank! (+1000000) Better Unborn has reached the pinnacle! Best possible rank! (+1000000) Better Unborn has reached the pinnacle! Best possible rank! (+1000000)
    Visit Better Unborn's BodySpace
    Better Unborn is offline
    Stopped reading at the "pint".

    Could not bear to risk hearing about "quid" or "pantalones".
    Reply With Quote

  15. #15
    Registered User TrevorMcdonald's Avatar
    Join Date: May 2011
    Age: 75
    Stats: 6'3", 205 lbs
    Posts: 588
    Rep Power: 0
    TrevorMcdonald is the lowest scum of the boards. (Worst Rank) TrevorMcdonald is the lowest scum of the boards. (Worst Rank) TrevorMcdonald is the lowest scum of the boards. (Worst Rank) TrevorMcdonald is the lowest scum of the boards. (Worst Rank) TrevorMcdonald is the lowest scum of the boards. (Worst Rank) TrevorMcdonald is the lowest scum of the boards. (Worst Rank) TrevorMcdonald is the lowest scum of the boards. (Worst Rank) TrevorMcdonald is the lowest scum of the boards. (Worst Rank) TrevorMcdonald is the lowest scum of the boards. (Worst Rank) TrevorMcdonald is the lowest scum of the boards. (Worst Rank) TrevorMcdonald is the lowest scum of the boards. (Worst Rank)
    Visit TrevorMcdonald's BodySpace
    TrevorMcdonald is offline
    Lold at america running in at the end and claiming victory.
    Reply With Quote

  16. #16
    Registered User GTfreak's Avatar
    Join Date: Feb 2007
    Age: 29
    Stats: 5'8", 165 lbs
    Posts: 3,913
    BodyPoints: 3331
    Rep Power: 1035
    GTfreak has reached the pinnacle! Best possible rank! (+1000000) GTfreak has reached the pinnacle! Best possible rank! (+1000000) GTfreak has reached the pinnacle! Best possible rank! (+1000000) GTfreak has reached the pinnacle! Best possible rank! (+1000000) GTfreak has reached the pinnacle! Best possible rank! (+1000000) GTfreak has reached the pinnacle! Best possible rank! (+1000000) GTfreak has reached the pinnacle! Best possible rank! (+1000000) GTfreak has reached the pinnacle! Best possible rank! (+1000000) GTfreak has reached the pinnacle! Best possible rank! (+1000000) GTfreak has reached the pinnacle! Best possible rank! (+1000000) GTfreak has reached the pinnacle! Best possible rank! (+1000000)
    Visit GTfreak's BodySpace
    GTfreak is offline
    "Italy throws a punch at Austria and misses, but Austria falls over anyway." lol'd at this for some reason
    Kobe Bryant for MVP
    Reply With Quote

  17. #17
    Registered User Mlinebacker0's Avatar
    Join Date: Aug 2011
    Age: 19
    Stats: 6'0", 203 lbs
    Posts: 430
    Rep Power: 131
    Mlinebacker0 has a reputation beyond repute. Second best rank possible! (+100000) Mlinebacker0 has a reputation beyond repute. Second best rank possible! (+100000) Mlinebacker0 has a reputation beyond repute. Second best rank possible! (+100000) Mlinebacker0 has a reputation beyond repute. Second best rank possible! (+100000) Mlinebacker0 has a reputation beyond repute. Second best rank possible! (+100000) Mlinebacker0 has a reputation beyond repute. Second best rank possible! (+100000) Mlinebacker0 has a reputation beyond repute. Second best rank possible! (+100000) Mlinebacker0 has a reputation beyond repute. Second best rank possible! (+100000) Mlinebacker0 has a reputation beyond repute. Second best rank possible! (+100000) Mlinebacker0 has a reputation beyond repute. Second best rank possible! (+100000) Mlinebacker0 has a reputation beyond repute. Second best rank possible! (+100000)
    Visit Mlinebacker0's BodySpace
    Mlinebacker0 is offline
    Funny read, would rep if i could
    Reply With Quote

  18. #18
    Registered User KingYing's Avatar
    Join Date: Sep 2010
    Stats: 5'10", 194 lbs
    Posts: 7,160
    Rep Power: 20397
    KingYing has reached the pinnacle! Best possible rank! (+1000000) KingYing has reached the pinnacle! Best possible rank! (+1000000) KingYing has reached the pinnacle! Best possible rank! (+1000000) KingYing has reached the pinnacle! Best possible rank! (+1000000) KingYing has reached the pinnacle! Best possible rank! (+1000000) KingYing has reached the pinnacle! Best possible rank! (+1000000) KingYing has reached the pinnacle! Best possible rank! (+1000000) KingYing has reached the pinnacle! Best possible rank! (+1000000) KingYing has reached the pinnacle! Best possible rank! (+1000000) KingYing has reached the pinnacle! Best possible rank! (+1000000) KingYing has reached the pinnacle! Best possible rank! (+1000000)
    Visit KingYing's BodySpace
    KingYing is offline
    Do one for WWII and ill rep ur anus
    Reply With Quote

  19. #19
    Rep Power: Over 9000 Mephisto91's Avatar
    Join Date: Jun 2007
    Location: Toronto, Ontario, Canada
    Stats: 6'0", 175 lbs
    Posts: 20,190
    BodyPoints: 7262
    Rep Power: 15501
    Mephisto91 has reached the pinnacle! Best possible rank! (+1000000) Mephisto91 has reached the pinnacle! Best possible rank! (+1000000) Mephisto91 has reached the pinnacle! Best possible rank! (+1000000) Mephisto91 has reached the pinnacle! Best possible rank! (+1000000) Mephisto91 has reached the pinnacle! Best possible rank! (+1000000) Mephisto91 has reached the pinnacle! Best possible rank! (+1000000) Mephisto91 has reached the pinnacle! Best possible rank! (+1000000) Mephisto91 has reached the pinnacle! Best possible rank! (+1000000) Mephisto91 has reached the pinnacle! Best possible rank! (+1000000) Mephisto91 has reached the pinnacle! Best possible rank! (+1000000) Mephisto91 has reached the pinnacle! Best possible rank! (+1000000)
    Visit Mephisto91's BodySpace
    Mephisto91 is offline
    Started off okay then started getting retarded when it was just "country looks at other country, country asks country why it's looking at other country, other country proceeds to look at other country, they then wonder if country is looking at other country..."
    Stupid people do stupid things, smart people out-smart eachother, then themselves.
    Reply With Quote

  20. #20
    Registered User RobLeeW's Avatar
    Join Date: Sep 2011
    Location: yorkshire, United Kingdom (Great Britain)
    Age: 25
    Stats: 6'5", 250 lbs
    Posts: 641
    Rep Power: 0
    RobLeeW is the lowest scum of the boards. (Worst Rank) RobLeeW is the lowest scum of the boards. (Worst Rank) RobLeeW is the lowest scum of the boards. (Worst Rank) RobLeeW is the lowest scum of the boards. (Worst Rank) RobLeeW is the lowest scum of the boards. (Worst Rank) RobLeeW is the lowest scum of the boards. (Worst Rank) RobLeeW is the lowest scum of the boards. (Worst Rank) RobLeeW is the lowest scum of the boards. (Worst Rank) RobLeeW is the lowest scum of the boards. (Worst Rank) RobLeeW is the lowest scum of the boards. (Worst Rank) RobLeeW is the lowest scum of the boards. (Worst Rank)
    Visit RobLeeW's BodySpace
    RobLeeW is offline
    lol was a funny read
    Reply With Quote

  21. #21
    Registered User ThreePigs's Avatar
    Join Date: Mar 2009
    Location: United Kingdom (Great Britain)
    Age: 20
    Stats: 5'10", 163 lbs
    Posts: 1,579
    Rep Power: 449
    ThreePigs has a reputation beyond repute. Second best rank possible! (+100000) ThreePigs has a reputation beyond repute. Second best rank possible! (+100000) ThreePigs has a reputation beyond repute. Second best rank possible! (+100000) ThreePigs has a reputation beyond repute. Second best rank possible! (+100000) ThreePigs has a reputation beyond repute. Second best rank possible! (+100000) ThreePigs has a reputation beyond repute. Second best rank possible! (+100000) ThreePigs has a reputation beyond repute. Second best rank possible! (+100000) ThreePigs has a reputation beyond repute. Second best rank possible! (+100000) ThreePigs has a reputation beyond repute. Second best rank possible! (+100000) ThreePigs has a reputation beyond repute. Second best rank possible! (+100000) ThreePigs has a reputation beyond repute. Second best rank possible! (+100000)
    Visit ThreePigs's BodySpace
    ThreePigs is offline
    Originally Posted by Narcissisticly View Post
    I hate you OP. There is no way you are possibly this stupid.

    Herp derp world politics and nations desires can be described in a pub brawl.

    Go die and do Darwin a favour.
    miaow! this kitten has claws!
    ☆☆☆υк ¢яєω☆☆☆
    do i even lift
    Reply With Quote

  22. #22
    Registered User GadyLaLa's Avatar
    Join Date: Jul 2011
    Age: 28
    Posts: 614
    Rep Power: 2877
    GadyLaLa has reached the pinnacle! Best possible rank! (+1000000) GadyLaLa has reached the pinnacle! Best possible rank! (+1000000) GadyLaLa has reached the pinnacle! Best possible rank! (+1000000) GadyLaLa has reached the pinnacle! Best possible rank! (+1000000) GadyLaLa has reached the pinnacle! Best possible rank! (+1000000) GadyLaLa has reached the pinnacle! Best possible rank! (+1000000) GadyLaLa has reached the pinnacle! Best possible rank! (+1000000) GadyLaLa has reached the pinnacle! Best possible rank! (+1000000) GadyLaLa has reached the pinnacle! Best possible rank! (+1000000) GadyLaLa has reached the pinnacle! Best possible rank! (+1000000) GadyLaLa has reached the pinnacle! Best possible rank! (+1000000)
    Visit GadyLaLa's BodySpace
    GadyLaLa is offline
    Originally Posted by Mlinebacker0 View Post
    Funny read, would rep if i could

    glad you liked it.. alot of people didn't find it very humorous.
    Life is pain, Highness. Anyone who says differently is selling something.
    Reply With Quote

  23. #23
    I ain't no bitch lowstrife's Avatar
    Join Date: Jul 2010
    Age: 22
    Stats: 6'6", 217 lbs
    Posts: 7,195
    Rep Power: 16024
    lowstrife has reached the pinnacle! Best possible rank! (+1000000) lowstrife has reached the pinnacle! Best possible rank! (+1000000) lowstrife has reached the pinnacle! Best possible rank! (+1000000) lowstrife has reached the pinnacle! Best possible rank! (+1000000) lowstrife has reached the pinnacle! Best possible rank! (+1000000) lowstrife has reached the pinnacle! Best possible rank! (+1000000) lowstrife has reached the pinnacle! Best possible rank! (+1000000) lowstrife has reached the pinnacle! Best possible rank! (+1000000) lowstrife has reached the pinnacle! Best possible rank! (+1000000) lowstrife has reached the pinnacle! Best possible rank! (+1000000) lowstrife has reached the pinnacle! Best possible rank! (+1000000)
    Visit lowstrife's BodySpace
    lowstrife is offline
    Nicolas Sarkozy, The French President, is sitting in his office when his telephone rings.

    Hallo, Mr. Sarkozy!' a heavily accented voice said. 'This is Paddy down at the Harp Pub in County Clare, Ireland. I am ringing to inform you that we are officially declaring War on you!'

    'Well, Paddy,' Sarkozy replied, 'This is indeed important news! How big is your army?'

    Right now,' says Paddy, after a moment's calculation, 'there is meself, me Cousin Sean, me next door neighbor Seamus, and the entire darts team from the pub. That makes eight!'

    Sarkozy paused. 'I must tell you Paddy that I have 100,000 men in my army waiting to move on my command.'

    'Begorra!' says Paddy. 'I'll have to ring you back...'

    Sure enough, the next day, Paddy calls again. 'Mr. Sarkozy, the War is still on. We have managed to get us some infantry equipment!'

    And what equipment would that be Paddy?' Sarkozy asks.

    'Well, we have two combines, a bulldozer, and Murphy's farm tractor.'

    Sarkozy sighs, amused. 'I must tell you, Paddy, that I have 6,000 tanks and 5,000 armored personnel carriers. Also, I have increased my army to 150,000 since we last spoke.'

    Saints preserve us!' says Paddy. 'I'll have to get back to you.' Sure enough, Paddy rings again the next day. 'Mr. Sarkozy, the war is still on! We have managed to get ourselves airborne!

    'We have modified Jackie McLaughlin's ultra-light with a couple of shotguns in the cockpit, and four boys from the Shamrock Bar have joined us as well!'

    Sarkozy was silent for a minute and then cleared his throat. 'I must tell you, Paddy, that I have 100 Bombers and 200 fighter planes. My military bases are surrounded by laser-guided, surface-to-air missile sites. And since we last spoke, I have increased my army to 200,000!'

    Jesus, Mary, and Joseph!' says Paddy, 'I will have to ring you back.'

    Sure enough, Paddy calls again the next day. 'Top o' the mornin', Mr. Sarkozy! I am sorry to inform you that we have had to call off the war.'

    Really? I am sorry to hear that,' says Sarkozy. 'Why the sudden change of heart?'

    'Well,' says Paddy,














































    'we had a long chat over a few pints of Guinness and decided there is no fookin' way we can feed 200,000 French prisoners.
    Reply With Quote

  24. #24
    Registered User Drake27's Avatar
    Join Date: Dec 2009
    Posts: 1,818
    Rep Power: 1001
    Drake27 has a reputation beyond repute. Second best rank possible! (+100000) Drake27 has a reputation beyond repute. Second best rank possible! (+100000) Drake27 has a reputation beyond repute. Second best rank possible! (+100000) Drake27 has a reputation beyond repute. Second best rank possible! (+100000) Drake27 has a reputation beyond repute. Second best rank possible! (+100000) Drake27 has a reputation beyond repute. Second best rank possible! (+100000) Drake27 has a reputation beyond repute. Second best rank possible! (+100000) Drake27 has a reputation beyond repute. Second best rank possible! (+100000) Drake27 has a reputation beyond repute. Second best rank possible! (+100000) Drake27 has a reputation beyond repute. Second best rank possible! (+100000) Drake27 has a reputation beyond repute. Second best rank possible! (+100000)
    Visit Drake27's BodySpace
    Drake27 is offline
    Originally Posted by KingYing View Post
    Do one for WWII and ill rep ur anus
    If World War Two had been an online Real Ttime Strategy game, the chat room traffic would have gone something like this.

    *Hitler[AoE] has joined the game.*
    *Eisenhower has joined the game.*
    *paTTon has joined the game.*
    *Churchill has joined the game.*
    *benny-tow has joined the game.*
    *T0J0 has joined the game.*
    *Roosevelt has joined the game.*
    *Stalin has joined the game.*
    *deGaulle has joined the game.*
    Roosevelt: hey sup
    T0J0: y0
    Stalin: hi
    Churchill: hi
    Hitler[AoE]: cool, i start with panzer tanks!
    paTTon: lol more like panzy tanks
    T0JO: lol
    Roosevelt: o this fockin sucks i got a depression!
    benny-tow: haha america sux
    Stalin: hey hitler you dont fight me i dont fight u, cool?
    Hitler[AoE]; sure whatever
    Stalin: cool
    deGaulle: **** Hitler rushed some1 help
    Hitler[AoE]: lol byebye frenchy
    Roosevelt: i dont got **** to help, sry
    Churchill: wtf the luftwaffle is attacking me
    Roosevelt: get antiair guns
    Churchill: i cant afford them
    benny-tow: u n00bs know what team talk is?
    paTTon: stfu
    Roosevelt: o yah hit the navajo button guys
    deGaulle: eisenhower ur worthless come help me quick
    Eisenhower: i cant do **** til rosevelt gives me an army
    paTTon: yah hurry the fock up
    Churchill: d00d im gettin pounded
    deGaulle: this is fockin weak u guys suck
    *deGaulle has left the game.*
    Roosevelt: im gonna attack the axis k?
    benny-tow: with what? ur wheelchair?
    benny-tow: lol did u mess up ur legs AND ur head?
    Hitler[AoE]: ROFLMAO
    T0J0: lol o no america im comin 4 u
    Roosevelt: wtf! thats bull**** u ***s im gunna kick ur asses
    T0JO: not without ur harbors u wont! lol
    Roosevelt: u little biotch ill get u
    Hitler[AoE]: wtf
    Hitler[AoE]: america hax, u had depression and now u got a huge fockin army
    Hitler[AoE]: thats bull**** u hacker
    Churchill: lol no more france for u hitler
    Hitler[AoE]: tojo help me!
    T0J0: wtf u want me to do, im on the other side of the world retard
    Hitler[AoE]: fine ill clear you a path
    Stalin: WTF u arsshoel! WE HAD A FoCKIN TRUCE
    Hitler[AoE]: i changed my mind lol
    benny-tow: haha
    benny-tow: hey ur losing ur guys in africa im gonna need help in italy soon sum1
    T0J0: o **** i cant help u i got my hands full
    Hitler[AoE]: im 2 busy 2 help
    Roosevelt: yah thats right ***** im comin for ya
    Stalin: church help me
    Churchill: like u helped me before? sure ill just sit here
    Stalin: dont be an arss
    Churchill: dont be a commie. oops too late
    Eisenhower: LOL
    benny-tow: hahahh oh **** help
    Hitler: o man ur focked
    paTTon: oh what now biotch
    Roosevelt: whos the cripple now lol
    *benny-tow has been eliminated.*
    benny-tow: lame
    Roosevelt: gj patton
    paTTon: thnx
    Hitler[AoE]: WTF eisenhower hax hes killing all my ****
    Hitler[AoE]: quit u hacker so u dont ruin my record
    Eisenhower: Nuts!
    benny~tow: wtf that mean?
    Eisenhower: meant to say nutsack lol finger slipped
    paTTon: coming to get u hitler u paper hanging hun cocksocker
    Stalin: rofl
    T0J0: HAHAHHAA
    Hitler[AoE]: u guys are fockin gay
    Hitler[AoE]: ur never getting in my city
    *Hitler[AoE] has been eliminated.*
    benny~tow: OMG u noob you killed yourself
    Eisenhower: ROFLOLOLOL
    Stalin: OMG LMAO!
    Hitler[AoE]: WTF i didnt click there omg this game blows
    *Hitler[AoE] has left the game*
    paTTon: hahahhah
    T0J0: WTF my teammates are n00bs
    benny~tow: shut up noob
    Roosevelt: haha wut a moron
    paTTon: wtf am i gunna do now?
    Eisenhower: yah me too
    T0J0: why dont u attack me o thats right u dont got no ships lololol
    Eisenhower: fock u
    paTTon: lemme go thru ur base commie
    Stalin: go to hell lol
    paTTon: fock this **** im goin afk
    Eisenhower: yah this is gay
    *Roosevelt has left the game.*
    Hitler[AoE]: wtf?
    Eisenhower: **** now we need some1 to join
    *tru_m4n has joined the game.*
    tru_m4n: hi all
    T0J0: hey
    Stalin: sup
    Churchill: hi
    tru_m4n: OMG OMG OMG i got all his stuff!
    tru_m4n: NUKES! HOLY **** I GOT NUKES
    Stalin: d00d gimmie some plz
    tru_m4n: no way i only got like a couple
    Stalin: omg dont be gay gimmie nuculer secrets
    T0J0: wtf is nukes?
    T0J0: holy ****holy****hoyl****!
    *T0J0 has been eliminated.*
    *The Allied team has won the game!*
    Eisenhower: awesome!
    Churchill: gg noobs no re
    T0J0: thats bull**** u fockin suck
    *T0J0 has left the game.*
    *Eisenhower has left the game.*
    Stalin: next game im not going to be on ur team, u guys didnt help me for ****
    Churchill: wutever, we didnt need ur help neway dumbarss
    tru_m4n: l8r all
    benny~tow: bye
    Churchill: l8r
    Stalin: fock u all
    tru_m4n: shut up commie lol
    *tru_m4n has left the game.*
    benny~tow: lololol u commie
    Churchill: ROFL
    Churchill: bye commie
    *Churchill has left the game.*
    *benny~tow has left the game.*
    Stalin: i hate u all ***s
    *Stalin has left the game.*
    paTTon: lol no1 is left
    paTTon: weeeee i got a jeep
    *paTTon has been eliminated.*
    paTTon: o ****!
    *paTTon has left the game.*
    Reply With Quote

  25. #25
    Registered User BrosefMengele's Avatar
    Join Date: Dec 2010
    Location: In a dream, Antarctica
    Posts: 6,446
    Rep Power: 3853
    BrosefMengele has reached the pinnacle! Best possible rank! (+1000000) BrosefMengele has reached the pinnacle! Best possible rank! (+1000000) BrosefMengele has reached the pinnacle! Best possible rank! (+1000000) BrosefMengele has reached the pinnacle! Best possible rank! (+1000000) BrosefMengele has reached the pinnacle! Best possible rank! (+1000000) BrosefMengele has reached the pinnacle! Best possible rank! (+1000000) BrosefMengele has reached the pinnacle! Best possible rank! (+1000000) BrosefMengele has reached the pinnacle! Best possible rank! (+1000000) BrosefMengele has reached the pinnacle! Best possible rank! (+1000000) BrosefMengele has reached the pinnacle! Best possible rank! (+1000000) BrosefMengele has reached the pinnacle! Best possible rank! (+1000000)
    Visit BrosefMengele's BodySpace
    BrosefMengele is offline
    "Japan calls over from the other side of the room that it's on Britain's side, but stays there. "

    true story
    "we rep together we die together." - AreolaBorealis
    Reply With Quote

  26. #26
    Mountaineers R Alwys Free Retarted's Avatar
    Join Date: Jan 2010
    Location: New York, New York, United States
    Stats: 3'5", 350 lbs
    Posts: 8,610
    Rep Power: 3846
    Retarted has reached the pinnacle! Best possible rank! (+1000000) Retarted has reached the pinnacle! Best possible rank! (+1000000) Retarted has reached the pinnacle! Best possible rank! (+1000000) Retarted has reached the pinnacle! Best possible rank! (+1000000) Retarted has reached the pinnacle! Best possible rank! (+1000000) Retarted has reached the pinnacle! Best possible rank! (+1000000) Retarted has reached the pinnacle! Best possible rank! (+1000000) Retarted has reached the pinnacle! Best possible rank! (+1000000) Retarted has reached the pinnacle! Best possible rank! (+1000000) Retarted has reached the pinnacle! Best possible rank! (+1000000) Retarted has reached the pinnacle! Best possible rank! (+1000000)
    Visit Retarted's BodySpace
    Retarted is offline
    cliffs
    ╲╭━━━━╮╲╲
    ╲┃╭╮╭╮┃╲╲
    ┗┫┏━━┓┣┛╲
    ╲┃╰━━╯┃━━
    ╲╰┳━━┳╯╲╲╲╲╲╲╲╲╲
    ╲╲┛╲╲┗╲╲╲╲╲╲╲╲╲

    ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ ≧^◡^≦ ಠ_ಠ (っ◕‿◕)っ

    "Is This The United States Congress Or The Board Of Directors Of Goldman Sachs"

    ♦ ɴɣϲ ϲrew ♦ ***A State of Trance crew***
    Reply With Quote

  27. #27
    squatters rights liftingson's Avatar
    Join Date: Dec 2008
    Location: North Carolina, United States
    Age: 32
    Stats: 6'0", 235 lbs
    Posts: 9,334
    Rep Power: 36958
    liftingson has reached the pinnacle! Best possible rank! (+1000000) liftingson has reached the pinnacle! Best possible rank! (+1000000) liftingson has reached the pinnacle! Best possible rank! (+1000000) liftingson has reached the pinnacle! Best possible rank! (+1000000) liftingson has reached the pinnacle! Best possible rank! (+1000000) liftingson has reached the pinnacle! Best possible rank! (+1000000) liftingson has reached the pinnacle! Best possible rank! (+1000000) liftingson has reached the pinnacle! Best possible rank! (+1000000) liftingson has reached the pinnacle! Best possible rank! (+1000000) liftingson has reached the pinnacle! Best possible rank! (+1000000) liftingson has reached the pinnacle! Best possible rank! (+1000000)
    Visit liftingson's BodySpace
    liftingson is offline
    I did enjoy, was a humorous tale.
    My 5/3/1 progress can be found here.
    http://forum.bodybuilding.com/showthread.php?t=142870321&p

    Uncut LOG...check it out here!
    http://forum.bodybuilding.com/showthread.php?t=152706323

    {{**ORIGINAL DSC**}}


    I lift one rep at a time.
    Reply With Quote

  28. #28
    Registered User blue_kirby's Avatar
    Join Date: Nov 2010
    Location: Falls Church, Virginia, United States
    Age: 26
    Stats: 5'8", 200 lbs
    Posts: 4,536
    Rep Power: 2516
    blue_kirby has reached the pinnacle! Best possible rank! (+1000000) blue_kirby has reached the pinnacle! Best possible rank! (+1000000) blue_kirby has reached the pinnacle! Best possible rank! (+1000000) blue_kirby has reached the pinnacle! Best possible rank! (+1000000) blue_kirby has reached the pinnacle! Best possible rank! (+1000000) blue_kirby has reached the pinnacle! Best possible rank! (+1000000) blue_kirby has reached the pinnacle! Best possible rank! (+1000000) blue_kirby has reached the pinnacle! Best possible rank! (+1000000) blue_kirby has reached the pinnacle! Best possible rank! (+1000000) blue_kirby has reached the pinnacle! Best possible rank! (+1000000) blue_kirby has reached the pinnacle! Best possible rank! (+1000000)
    Visit blue_kirby's BodySpace
    blue_kirby is offline
    Hahaha this was a good read.
    Instagram: kvltbrah
    Reply With Quote

  29. #29
    Candy Ass Jabronie HMFIC_BROWSIN's Avatar
    Join Date: Feb 2009
    Location: Arizona, United States
    Age: 26
    Stats: 6'1", 177 lbs
    Posts: 21,915
    Rep Power: 13301
    HMFIC_BROWSIN has reached the pinnacle! Best possible rank! (+1000000) HMFIC_BROWSIN has reached the pinnacle! Best possible rank! (+1000000) HMFIC_BROWSIN has reached the pinnacle! Best possible rank! (+1000000) HMFIC_BROWSIN has reached the pinnacle! Best possible rank! (+1000000) HMFIC_BROWSIN has reached the pinnacle! Best possible rank! (+1000000) HMFIC_BROWSIN has reached the pinnacle! Best possible rank! (+1000000) HMFIC_BROWSIN has reached the pinnacle! Best possible rank! (+1000000) HMFIC_BROWSIN has reached the pinnacle! Best possible rank! (+1000000) HMFIC_BROWSIN has reached the pinnacle! Best possible rank! (+1000000) HMFIC_BROWSIN has reached the pinnacle! Best possible rank! (+1000000) HMFIC_BROWSIN has reached the pinnacle! Best possible rank! (+1000000)
    Visit HMFIC_BROWSIN's BodySpace
    HMFIC_BROWSIN is online now
    I like it.... make one for WWII op....
    My 56.5 lb weightloss: http://forum.bodybuilding.com/showthread.php?t=142261241
    S/B/D: 345/235/485
    Reply With Quote

  30. #30
    XXX sizeNstrength's Avatar
    Join Date: Jul 2008
    Stats: 6'2", 248 lbs
    Posts: 6,667
    Rep Power: 7093
    sizeNstrength has reached the pinnacle! Best possible rank! (+1000000) sizeNstrength has reached the pinnacle! Best possible rank! (+1000000) sizeNstrength has reached the pinnacle! Best possible rank! (+1000000) sizeNstrength has reached the pinnacle! Best possible rank! (+1000000) sizeNstrength has reached the pinnacle! Best possible rank! (+1000000) sizeNstrength has reached the pinnacle! Best possible rank! (+1000000) sizeNstrength has reached the pinnacle! Best possible rank! (+1000000) sizeNstrength has reached the pinnacle! Best possible rank! (+1000000) sizeNstrength has reached the pinnacle! Best possible rank! (+1000000) sizeNstrength has reached the pinnacle! Best possible rank! (+1000000) sizeNstrength has reached the pinnacle! Best possible rank! (+1000000)
    Visit sizeNstrength's BodySpace
    sizeNstrength is offline
    Originally Posted by GadyLaLa View Post
    ...
    I really dislike your username.
    Misc Scotch Crew.
    http://forum.bodybuilding.com/showthread.php?p=591771253&posted=1#post591771253
    ITT We drink like men
    Reply With Quote

Reply
Page 1 of 2 1 2 LastLast

Similar Threads

  1. Replies: 32
    Last Post: 04-24-2010, 04:58 AM

Posting Permissions

  • You may not post new threads
  • You may not post replies
  • You may not post attachments
  • You may not edit your posts

Home Store Products Careers Help Contact Us Terms of Use Checkout