Annoying things in the military

[MalditoVeneno]

brb 1-5/10 bish turns to 10/10 on deployment
brb doing something that makes sense and get yealled at for it
brb putting hands in pocket told to 'fix' gets colder they have hands in pocket
brb go on deployment and return fatter
brb complaining about not being promoted cause of weight (Bish! is over weight)
brb womenz getting away things with a simple flirt
brb decided to increase the military, youngins get promoted to 'balance', leadership turns into position of authority
brb hearing people getting divorced (met and married within 2 months)
brb BN told to show up 15 min prior to ceremony, Company adding 15 min, platoon adding 15 min to that= show up 45 min prior.



Military brahs feel free to add

Remember mil posting rules (OPSEC, slander)

[TypeZero]

brb raping the generals daughter and getting put on trial.

[paulkim9926]

not military but
brb never being able to chill with military boy and feel guilty when he says you're having fun without em
brb worrying for family/ friend

[johnsonbagaroni]

brb openly gay parties

[MalditoVeneno]

brb girl sayin "my father is (high rank)" thinks I give a shiet

[SezerTheGeezer]

Gays

(not srs)

[puppet_master]

[icfpny]

brb 1-5/10 bish turns to 10/10 on deployment

didn't see a single USMC female during my one (lulz) deployment.

[Partymonster]

brb girl sayin "my father is (high rank)" thinks I give a shiet

O man these are good. Judging by the first ones you are a Marine. I m going to give these a shot.

[DC5S]

[MalditoVeneno]

brb gay coming out of the closet, yeah bish like we didnt know

[Partymonster]

brb trying to avoid all the boots on payday weekend
brb getting told hair is out of regs by motards daily
brb mass punishment
brb stopped in the px/chowhall because cammies are too dirty after getting back from the field

[icfpny]

brb getting told hair is out of regs by motards daily

low reg all day errrry day

[my.self]

brb getting gang banged in the showers

brb receiving bukkake from drill instructors if not following orders

brb everyone jerking off into a dirt hole to make semen puddle for quick in battle protein

[MalditoVeneno]

brb being told to roll up sleeves after just returning from deployment.

[MalditoVeneno]

brb getting gang banged in the showers

brb receiving bukkake from drill instructors if not following orders

brb everyone jerking off into a dirt hole to make semen puddle for quick in battle protein

Must say brah, you've had some bad experiences.

[Loolen121]

brb decided to increase the military, youngins get promoted to 'balance', leadership turns into position of authority
brb hearing people getting divorced (met and married within 2 months)
brb BN told to show up 15 min prior to ceremony, Company adding 15 min, platoon adding 15 min to that= show up 45 min prior.

So true.


brb Running in 5 degree weather because it "builds character"
brb Charge of Quarters and Staff Duty, a.k.a. baby sit drunk privates
brb Mandatory Fun-Days on weekends.
brb Weekend recalls due to too many incidents

[notsoslimjim]

From the UK.

BRB RAF and Navy get to see world. Army you get to clean it.
BRB Getting beasted till you puke because it builds character.
BRB Run up every ****ing hill you can find then do it again. Why? Yup to build character.
BRB 2 pint rule

BRB shining your boots to a mirror finish only to have some pissy SGT stamp on them because you were .0000033 seconds out of time when you came to a halt. Again why? Yup because your character needs to be built up.

BRB getting jailed and disciplined on completely made up circumstantial evidence and having to accept it because the law applies differently to you.

BRB Less rights than people of the country you defend.

BRB getting blown up, maimed and disfigured so you can return to your country and have the government try to wriggle out of providing you care and be treated like a benefits cheat when appealing your disability living allowance (which they took off you )

BRB getting abused on homecoming parades by parasites that have the benefit of freedom that you provide and nothing gets done about it.

[Trueweltall]

brb BN told to show up 15 min prior to ceremony, Company adding 15 min, platoon adding 15 min to that= show up 45 min prior.

Fcuknig this. X4435827589237


BRB BN Formation only to have company CDR repeat it and then the 1SG after and then once they are done your PLT and SQL repeat it too.
BRB Three hour safety brief every Friday.
BRB Someone doing something that you were told not to do on Friday.

BRB Sitting around looking busy because there is nothing to do and your leadership will not release you early.

BRB Running every day because someone in your PLT failed their PT test run.
BRB Half of platoon on profile for stress fractures/shin splints/tendinitis.
BRB Old as **** black PLT SGT from Kenya complaining about everyone on profile.

[rich11b]

Brb doing pushups for something you didn't do

Brb out in the sun all day then have to go for a run

Brb fat ssgt telling you how to do a 11b job when he is a pog

Brb no rights

Brb out in the field all day and you get the veggie omlette mre

[rotnn]

Brb reflective belts

[djfuzzy]

Brb stationed in desert in California
Brb uniform inspection, inspecting gunny has dicked up cammies
Brb getting money taken away from me to pay for chow hall food when I dont eat there

[St4rt]

BRB i go to basic training in 10 days, better prepare my angus (Navy)

[*ShaGGs*]

brb no work to do...act busy or get yelled at.
brb clean this hangar...nothing to do...told to clean hangar again
brb start at 0600...that means 0550 or you're late
brb weekend duty...mustering a million times
brb girl misses her fiance...cheats on him every chance she gets....still complains about missing him
brb work finished...unpaid overtime

[Judgment]

Brb Broken Ankle
Brb 103 Temperature
Brb Cold shakes in 90 degree weather
Brb Explosive Diarrhea
Brb Bullet in your head.


.... HYDRATE!

[Partymonster]

BRB i go to basic training in 10 days, better prepare my angus (Navy)

I've worked with some Aussie Navy guys and they got to have beards. yes mad.

[Deadbob]

BRB getting promoted first because I can run, shoot and cheat on my MCI's better than you, not because I know my job or have actual leadership abilities
BRB using a red flashlight at night to be "tactical," yet you see red tail lights from miles away
BRB cannot fight a war without proper shave and haircut

[c0vjek]

brb getting caught by the LTC at his house with his daughter and then having extra duty

[AlmostReeves]

brb sitting in a hotel room in GA waiting to go work with animals... I'm not even a damn Veterinarian.
brb doing my job for government wages when outside the military I would be ballin.
brb making an omelet with the government cheese.

[Adamsx124x]

Brb front lean rest position move........halfway down

Brb pogs getting cabs because a rocket hit the FOB

Brb Afghan nationals are extremely homosexual

Brb calling in fire mission, unloading 300 blanks from a 240B and perfoming correct react to contact......still a casuality. (training mission)