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    Me: if you were a triangle you would be acute one
    Me: please respond
    Her: bahahahahahaha
    Me: coming over now
    Me: please respond
    Her: to suck my cock?
    Me: lets bangout this weekend?
    Me: oops silly auto correct i meant hangout
    Me: please respond
    Her: you dont need to lie, thats no auto correct
    Me: Oh heavenly bless beauty, who's beauty is so divine, I would drag my bellend through 10,000 miles of broken glass and HIV needles just to smell your fart through a used sock
    Me: please respond
    Her: youve been watching too much jenna marbles on youtube
    Me: baby, are you a 90 degrees angle? cause u looking right
    Her: apart from being sexy, what do you do for a living?
    Me: i see you mirin my aesthetics
    Her: oh youuuu
    Her: youve been a naughty boy now go to my room!
    Me: no thanks
    Me: *SoClose*
    Her: but so far awayyyyyy
    Her: one step at a time
    Me: isthisreallife?
    Her: baby its real.
    Me: shut up

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    Originally Posted by kentbeef View Post
    Me: if you were a triangle you would be acute one
    Me: please respond
    Her: bahahahahahaha
    Me: coming over now
    Me: please respond
    Her: to suck my cock?
    Me: lets bangout this weekend?
    Me: oops silly auto correct i meant hangout
    Me: please respond
    Her: you dont need to lie, thats no auto correct
    Me: Oh heavenly bless beauty, who's beauty is so divine, I would drag my bellend through 10,000 miles of broken glass and HIV needles just to smell your fart through a used sock
    Me: please respond
    Her: youve been watching too much jenna marbles on youtube
    Me: baby, are you a 90 degrees angle? cause u looking right
    Her: apart from being sexy, what do you do for a living?
    Me: i see you mirin my aesthetics
    Her: oh youuuu
    Her: youve been a naughty boy now go to my room!
    Me: no thanks
    Me: *SoClose*
    Her: but so far awayyyyyy
    Her: one step at a time
    Me: isthisreallife?
    Her: baby its real.
    Me: shut up

    *SoClose*

    lolwut?

    i think you got the "me" and "her" the wrong way around
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    She says they're worthless
    send her a pic-up line not regarding triangles, archaeology maybe
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    girl:what do you mean im an acute triangle
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    im behind you

    jk about the behind you part, but i wanted to
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    lmao @ constant please respond
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    used my friends phone to text this to some girl who has a boyfriend. apparently she cheated on him last week tho. oh and i was drunk at the time.

    i also don't have his phone so i don't remember it exactly, but it went something like this:





    me: if you were a triangle you'd be acute one?

    her: what?

    me: let's bangout this weekend

    her: hangout?

    me: oops stupid autocorrect, i meant hangout but who says we can't do both?

    her: stop it

    me: i just saw indiana jones and thought, you should be an archaeologist

    her: what?

    me: cause i have a large bone that you need to inspect

    me: please respond

    her: seriously stop it

    me: but i've had a crush on you for years

    her: stop it (yeah it's basically stop it from what i remember the whole time)

    me: but you're a heavenly blessed beauty who's beauty is divine and everlasting

    me: please respond

    her: stop

    me: but you made a pledge saying something like "i will inspect every bone i come across"

    her: wtf, stop it, i'm done

    me: are you aware there are people in this world with a medical condition that makes them this way

    me: please respond
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    girl from school

    Pics of chick...shes into me definatly due to the quote, thanks misc



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    quite possible the dumbest girl ever. she's hot as fawk though so I put up with her ****..




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    Originally Posted by KamatMebrah View Post
    girl from school

    Pics of chick



    Bro, she looks 12.
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    Originally Posted by xvsteve View Post
    quite possible the dumbest girl ever. she's hot as fawk though so I put up with her ****..

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    perfect last response by her. I would've lost it if she kept up with the stupidity
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    Originally Posted by xvsteve View Post
    quite possible the dumbest girl ever. she's hot as fawk though so I put up with her ****..

    dumb as all hell... but XSTEVE is WINNNNNNNNNNNNNNINGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG
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    Originally Posted by KouRon View Post
    haha yeh but she works so much and doesn't drive + she told me her roomates are psycho. So i doubt i ever will meet up with her lol.

    Man POFing in Melbourne sucks so much!
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    Originally Posted by AestheticNinja View Post
    this brah

    so many whales!!

    used the archaeology line on a few with some goods lols
    will screen cap and start a thread for us australian brahs when i get my posts up
    Post it in the POF thread bro.
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    Love this thread! Just tried it on a bish I met in Magaluf this year (but didn't ****).

    Me: If you were a triangle...
    Her: Oh I love a good dose of the English charm : ) Diaduit by the way (it means hello in irish) x
    Me: Diaduit to you too babe. We shoulda banged in Maga x
    Her: No bneating around the bush with you anyway, i like your bluntness lol. Belfast isn't that far away you know.. ; ) x
    Me: Coming over now.. x
    Me: Lettuce be cereal, if I were in Ireland I'd be round yours right now..
    Her: Lettuce be cereal?! where in gods name did you pick up a phrase like that?
    Me: Lettuce be cereal, it makes more sense than diaduit.
    Her: That's my native language you're talking about! My body misses your touch anyway petal x

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    Unfortunately I didn't think about using any of these misc lines. Met this chick last night, spit game at bar.. knew she wanted to bone. Been having problems with girl ive been seeing, so figure i would have my fun with this new kunt. So I go back to her and her friends place.. they put on some dumb fukn music and start dancin, wasting my goddamn time. almost an hour passed they then wanna go taco bell.. so i called the girl im seeing and go to her place.

    Then the girl from bar texts me this not even five minutes after i leave....


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    caught me off guard. what do?
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    Originally Posted by stfaulk89 View Post
    Unfortunately I didn't think about using any of these misc lines. Met this chick last night, spit game at bar.. knew she wanted to bone. Been having problems with girl ive been seeing, so figure i would have my fun with this new kunt. So I go back to her and her friends place.. they put on some dumb fukn music and start dancin, wasting my goddamn time. almost an hour passed they then wanna go taco bell.. so i called the girl im seeing and go to her place.

    Then the girl from bar texts me this not even five minutes after i leave....
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    Go bang her bro!!! wtf you waiting for!

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    Originally Posted by KouRon View Post
    Go bang her bro!!! wtf you waiting for!

    She wants da cawk!
    Almost an hour away from there so i only go on weekends. Midterms this week so itll have to wait until the weekend. I'm not stressin, I kno she want it bad lol
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    Originally Posted by stfaulk89 View Post
    Unfortunately I didn't think about using any of these misc lines. Met this chick last night, spit game at bar.. knew she wanted to bone. Been having problems with girl ive been seeing, so figure i would have my fun with this new kunt. So I go back to her and her friends place.. they put on some dumb fukn music and start dancin, wasting my goddamn time. almost an hour passed they then wanna go taco bell.. so i called the girl im seeing and go to her place.

    Then the girl from bar texts me this not even five minutes after i leave....


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    Originally Posted by stfaulk89 View Post
    Almost an hour away from there so i only go on weekends. Midterms this week so itll have to wait until the weekend. I'm not stressin, I kno she want it bad lol
    Lmao bro...fair enough. Keep her waiting....she will want it more lol .

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    Another strong thread on txting bishes.

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    Her: Hi
    Me: Hi
    Her: Would u like to chat with me
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    Her: wat abt u
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    Her: Frm India
    Her: U know hondi?
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    epic thread is epic
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    Originally Posted by stfaulk89 View Post
    Unfortunately I didn't think about using any of these misc lines. Met this chick last night, spit game at bar.. knew she wanted to bone. Been having problems with girl ive been seeing, so figure i would have my fun with this new kunt. So I go back to her and her friends place.. they put on some dumb fukn music and start dancin, wasting my goddamn time. almost an hour passed they then wanna go taco bell.. so i called the girl im seeing and go to her place.

    Then the girl from bar texts me this not even five minutes after i leave....


    hoes gonna hoe
    hoes gonna hoe for sure

    and you're so sexy - bishes be mirin!!!!... make sure to update us with YBD style thread!!!!
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    Tried it. Fawking worked haha MOAR
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