na real talk though. was good. just about got 255lbs for one rep... guysigned me up right after i finished my workout so i was exhausted, not to mention i benched/inclined yesterday...
-so i have decide to enter the max bench press competition
-awkward as ****
-start warming up to get blood flowing
-not so awkward
-zyzz is my inspiration
-just keep telling myself "i'm fawkin zeez bruh"
-get confident, start to rage
-assume the bench postion
-lift off bar from rack
-start shaking uncontrollably
-start yelling "i'm fawkin zeez bruh"
-spotters say i can start anytime
-let bar down slowly, touching me chest
-at this point I'm so nervous I blackout
-"i'm fawkin zeez bruh"
-repeat at least 4 more times
-look around the room, people are saying "why does he keep saying that?"
-girls start laughing
-I pass out
-bar falls on head, then chest
-gym staff thinks I was on drugs
-everyone in gym calls me zeezprah
-nickname eventually turns into zebra
-i haven't heard my real name in months
-haven't been this depressed..... ever
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