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    max bench press competition @ school gym..

    na real talk though. was good. just about got 255lbs for one rep... guysigned me up right after i finished my workout so i was exhausted, not to mention i benched/inclined yesterday...

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    -so i have decide to enter the max bench press competition
    -awkward as ****
    -start warming up to get blood flowing
    -not so awkward
    -zyzz is my inspiration
    -my turn
    -trembling
    -just keep telling myself "i'm fawkin zeez bruh"
    -get confident, start to rage
    -assume the bench postion
    -lift off bar from rack
    -start shaking uncontrollably
    -start yelling "i'm fawkin zeez bruh"
    -spotters say i can start anytime
    -let bar down slowly, touching me chest
    -at this point I'm so nervous I blackout
    -"i'm fawkin zeez bruh"
    -repeat at least 4 more times
    -look around the room, people are saying "why does he keep saying that?"
    -girls start laughing
    -I pass out
    -bar falls on head, then chest
    -minor concussion
    -gym staff thinks I was on drugs
    -everyone in gym calls me zeezprah
    -nickname eventually turns into zebra
    -i haven't heard my real name in months
    -haven't been this depressed..... ever
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    196lbs benching 225lbs for 1 rep? Why are you entering a competition zeezpruh?
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    Originally Posted by NitrousGSXR View Post
    196lbs benching 225lbs for 1 rep? Why are you entering a competition zeezpruh?
    lol, for the lulz... and possibly reps? but ya, 245x5 is what i usually do... worn out today + benching yesterday = no go
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