I was 7 years old back in 2001
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09-26-2011, 12:05 AM #111
"How to prevent masturbating? DO NOT TOUCH your cock. Not even to piss. NEVER put your hands on your cock EVER. NO MATTER what happens NEVER TOUCH IT. Now after awhile, you will end up a nut case but before that you will have such a HUGE HARD ON with your cock swelling, vibrating, pulsating, quivering, weeping, begging, crying - to be LOVED and paid attention to - but DO NOT GIVE IN. LEAVE IT ALONE. After awhile, IT will find its own way to TAKE CARE of ITSELF. And when sleeping, DO NOT lay on your stomach. DO NOT try to drill a huge hole in your matress because you are so damn hard and horny - IGNORE IT. When sleeping, sleep on your back. DO NOT allow your covers to cover your cock - the "touching" of your covers might be too much for your cock. Cut a hole in your blanket so your huge hardon can just stick out through the hole in your blanket - and "breathe"... DO NOT EVEN LOOK at your cock. DO NOT EVEN BREATHE on your cock. DO NOT LET the wind blow on your cock. PROTECT IT at ALL COSTS!!!! NEVER LET ANYONE get anywhere near your cock... PRETEND it really isn't there.... NEVER fall in love with your cock and do not let anyone else - Man or Woman - fall in love with your cock... After about twenty years of being so damn horny, then and only then can you LET a MAN take GOOD CARE of it FOR YOU - LET HIM HAVE that HUGE LOAD you've been "storing". ONLY HE WILL TRULY APPRECIATE and UTILIZE your WHOLE LOAD!!!!! It is NOT for you anyway. It is not yours to keep. And do not give it to any ungrateful females. Most of the time they don;t know what it is for anyway and couldn;t care less. You will be very happy - you WILL SEE.... Take Care, John H."
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- Join Date: Sep 2004
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I remember Dr Swole and Victorian Guy but never heard of John H.
I remember the day the sex section was disbanded for good. I had made a thread about pornstars in there, only to find out it had been deleted the next day along with any other threads in that section.
I'd been lurking since early 04, mainly the 'post your pics' section though on the main site; basically laughing at the offensive comments left for pics of skinny/fat/shapeless people"Honor is something that all men are born with. It cannot be taken from you nor can it be granted. It must only not be lost."
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