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    ¬¬¬ Plenty of Fish Discussion Thread V.4¬¬¬

    ♛ POF Krew ♛ welcomes all the unknowns, lurkers, newcomers, and any man who uses the internet to score some punani from insecure females who deliver noodz on request.

    PART:1 http://forum.bodybuilding.com/showth...ish+discussion
    PART:2 http://forum.bodybuilding.com/showth...hp?t=133483233
    PART:3 http://forum.bodybuilding.com/showth...hp?t=135218271

    Sithbrah’s quick guide- http://forum.bodybuilding.com/attach...3&d=1314810792

    Two good profile examples, credit Antiglobalist. http://forum.bodybuilding.com/attach...3&d=1316571981

    Originally Posted by AntiGlobalist View Post
    So did a little experiment brahs.

    My first profile I was very successful with. It was all cocky funny humor. Not one serious thing. Sounded like a Chuck Norris facts page almost.

    Girls loved it. Then for whatever reason I thought I needed to make my profile more real, thought girls would like that "real" guy more. And made it still cocky and funny but was a lot longer and had a lot more of the "normal" stuff like my interests, who I was looking for, etc.

    Well my ****ing response rate dropped like 90%. Literally dropped off the face of the planet. Same pictures. Same everything, except my "about me" section.

    So I re-vamped my profile, made it even cockier and funnier, not ONE piece of serious info. And now my results are through the roof again.

    So, guys, it's all about how FUNNY and CONFIDENT(cocky) you can come across on your profile and NOT about your pictures or anything else. I've attached a little primer I got from a different site to get you thinking in the right direction. I changed most of it up to fit my own interests personality. But that's the way your profile needs to sound.
    The original stuff, NOTE: Most of these copy pasta’s are played out, good read either way though, and many members (Myself included) still have good luck with them, depends on your area really.

    The texting guide: http://forum.bodybuilding.com/attach...1&d=1307342994

    POF.txt http://forum.bodybuilding.com/attach...1&d=1307343025

    POF2.txt http://forum.bodybuilding.com/attach...1&d=1307343035

    POFLines.docx http://forum.bodybuilding.com/attach...1&d=1307362146

    Must Read! G.A.M.E.docx http://forum.bodybuilding.com/attach...1&d=1307362162


    MILFS! - I hear a lot of misc'ers asking what to say when a milf responds but pulls the "sorry but you're too young for me" card. Play it, don't be beta, it's usually just a siht test and if you respond right you'll blow away all the other youngins she sends it to, a few examples:


    To be honest you shouldn't mention your age as such a negative thing, you simply put too many limits on yourself when you do that and that's no fun, I'm glad I made you laugh once, hopefully I made you think twice "Insert something else to keep convo going"

    OR

    Age is merely a number derived at by humans to keep track of our existence in relation to the earths revolution around the sun, so in essence it is arbitrary and meaningless, really we can just call it 10 years and I'm ok with that. "resume convo"

    OR

    "Resume convo & ignore it"


    With that said, remember the commandments:

    
Though shalt disregard any girl that can’t be number closed or nudes acquired within 7 messages

    Though shalt heed no warning about a hoe not wanting the cawk

    No hoe is out of your league fool

    WRAP YOUR WILLY WITH THESE GIRLS, THEY ARE ALL DIRTY DIRTY BIRDS!
















    With that said I'll kick it off with a chubby bish that messaged me the other day, the slut is strong with this one...... not a single fuk will be given when I clap dem cheeks.



    Her: haha your pretty funny!

    Me: Oh come on, what kind of opening message is that? I'm hysterical. And you're going to need to send me a better message than that if you want to get in my pants. You can start with your favorite flower (Don't say Lilly!), whether you prefer chinese or italian food, and how many cheetos you can fit in your mouth at one time (Just curious). I expect it in my inbox no later than 11:00 pm tonight

    Her: Excuse me.... hysterical it is! i didnt say anything about your pants FYI. flower... a dahlia. lilly is my dogs name haha. i would
    have to go with chinese but sushi would be even better. cheetos... are kind of yucky... maybe twenty....twenty five if i was
    stoned haha
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    I got flaked on today.

    Oh well got plenty more I am trying to line up
    there are plenty of fish bro

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    lol in. I actually banged this 18 yo whale last week from POF, bish was irate when I told her I was 17 lmao

    lmao gjdm

    also strong avi 'deal with it' - send her that pic.

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    I deleted my POF account, I don't have the patience for these retarded girls anymore. It's not worth the effort or time for me.

    Here is my profile summary that I created that has a pasta built into it. It is gold. I got countless messages from bishes telling me they thought it was hilarious, and I think I was favorited by like 10 girls before even meeting them. The best part about this summary is that it opens up tons of opportunities to flirt and tease both in your messages and IRL when you meet them.

    So I pass it on to you my POF misc brethren...



    I like to live my life on the edge by spending my weeknights reading the Harry Potter series, and on the weekends I like to call all my buddies over for what we call Bieber Fest. We party it up in my moms basement with some of Justins hit singles playing at a respectful volume as to not disturb the neighbors. When we are on our best behavior, my mom will usually bake up a batch of cookies for us, which you have to try sometime, she really cooks with love. At the end the night, we like to finish by watching Never Say Never, and I always end up shedding some tears to which my buddies are always quick to comfort me. Justin is truly a gift to earth from God.

    I should also have you know I have a ritual called "terminator". I crouch in the shower in the "naked terminator" pose. With eyes closed I crouch for a minute and visualise either Arnie or the guy from the 2nd movie. I then start to hum the terminator theme. Slowly I rise to a standing position and open my eyes. It helps me get through my day. The only problem is if the shower curtain sticks to my terminator leg. It sorta ruins the fantasy.

    If you're still reading, then you probably have at least somewhat of a sense of humor, which means there is a good chance we may get along. In case you aren't the sharpest crayon in the box, the entire first paragraph is a lie, I don't read Harry Potter books, and I don't listen to Justin Bieber. The second paragraph may or may not be a lie, you'll have to find that out.
    I wish ya'll many happy, trap free smashings and lays, and remember....DON'T BE SILLY, WRAP YOUR WILLY.

    Take care everyone.
    "The Mind is the Battleground"

    "I will not stop until I have an armor plated chest, boulder shoulders, castle back, pillar quads and a set of rock solid abs for the ladies"

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    Calgary miscers trolled the whole area, lines dont work anymore unless new bishes sign up
    Why, what kind of replies did u get?

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    so last night I tried acquiring some milfs just because, keep in mind I'm 18. how should I reply to this;

    You're clearly a funny guy who is really young. Good luck in your search as I am sure you will find miss wonderful around your own age wanting to pop out kids.

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    so girls actually read the profile? mines pretty much blank, i should spruce it up

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