¬¬¬ Plenty of Fish Discussion Thread V.4¬¬¬

[KouRon]

In on this!

Although POF in Melbourne sucks fukin balls and nothing happens lol.

[sweetmcghee]

its true, pof changes lives

[bananabucket]

what do you think brahs

[Jelet]

pof is a huge toilet bowl of white trash skanks.


i have had access to banging multiple whales, a teacher(a whale though), and a skank(who is fit) but declined . they were all willing to drive to my house, but i said no sorry... simply for the std risks and it feels so much better to decline sex, then to lower ur standards and have it. i feel like my confidence boosted in general from this..... i found out the whale is a teacher because on my phone i have her number and i did "find friends from ur phone" on fb. and her fb was public and saw she was a teacher lulz.


nonetheless, pof is for beta *******s.


that is all.

also there is no fun with pof.


its just so fake.


brb messaging random girl if she wants to bang. she says yes.

i meet her on side of road


brb i start taking off her pants. and its just awkward. and stupid. not even enjoyment.


pof=LAME

[Jelet]

what do you think brahs

disgusting. if i still had my pof account i would troll her and i would meet her and say. "u didnt think i was srs do u ? ur fat as fk. get the fk out u stupid whale" and then drive off.

[CaseinPoint]

disgusting. if i still had my pof account i would troll her and i would meet her and say. "u didnt think i was srs do u ? ur fat as fk. get the fk out u stupid whale" and then drive off.

Retired Whale Slayer

[SirMazing]

In on this!

Although POF in Melbourne sucks fukin balls and nothing happens lol.

gotta agree. someone posted a link to some chick from melbourne, then i went browzing around Aussie bishes..Gotta say almost all of them are ugly as fck!lol but with the accent, it gives it a lil twist. Don't worry bro where im at, the girls are worse :/

[bananabucket]

disgusting. if i still had my pof account i would troll her and i would meet her and say. "u didnt think i was srs do u ? ur fat as fk. get the fk out u stupid whale" and then drive off.

i have about 50 more that are just as bad as that (srs)

i should make a thread

[GoldenGains]

Wrote this one a while ago if anyone wants it.




ABOUT ME:


Once in the yard
High on crack
I spoke to a garden gnome
Two foot tall and black

He gave me his wisdom
A fresh new start
His kind words saying
"Follow your penises heart"

And so I signed up on P.O.F
Hungry for clam
Unaware of the creatures
That roamed this land

Stalked by whales
And hideous beasts
Their messaging relentless
They craved a feast

With my erection lost
I discarded my rubber
Totally mind-boggled
By the masses of blubber

My libido suppressed
I had nowhere to turn
Then all of a sudden
I started to learn

With a new found understanding
I beamed a smile
Then logged onto P.O.F
And re-adapted my style

Physical appearance
Dispelled as an issue
I fare-welled lonely nights
Spent on redtube with tissues

The comfort I sought
Once envisioned by breasts
Now replaced with percentages
From my compatibility test

For a platonic connection
Is a far greater prize
As I'm no longer blinded
By my deceitful eyes

And so if you laughed
Or even let loose a grin
Whilst I poetically delineated
My prurient sins

Then I'd ask that you stop
And drop me a line
Cos a girl with a sense of humor
That's my kind

[MartyMcFly92]

Wrote this one a while ago if anyone wants it.

lol'd i would just send that out as a copy pasta to bishes.

[itsRyan]

http://www.okcupid.com/profile/collegehottie22

'I do have An std (I hsv 1 which is oral herpes bit I don't have it orally I have it genitally. I use to sleep around a lot and contracted an std, but I've grown up from that and I'm done with all that forever! I made a mistake and have a permanent reminder!'

[mfitty9000]

lol poor girl. stds scare me, its like they take you out of the dating game forever unless you are a complete ******* and lie about it/spread it

[itsRyan]

lol poor girl. stds scare me, its like they take you out of the dating game forever unless you are a complete ******* and lie about it/spread it

She probably got herpes simplex from a guy that had oral herpes ("cold sores") that went down on her. That can happen. Sh!t sucks. Can't even get head nowadays without a risk.

[MartyMcFly92]

Jakes on her she has herpes. lol
Good luck with your OkCupid goals of 2011

[itsRyan]

Jakes on her she has herpes. lol
Good luck with your OkCupid goals of 2011

Bro I bet herpes is common on these sites. 1 in 4 girls has it genitally anyway. I would bet my paycheck it's higher on these sites. I wouldn't laugh, if you are sexually active, especially with these girls, karma may come back to you and bite you in the ass. And I would bet most of the girls with herpes or any std isn't as honest as that girl.

[BoilerUpIndy]

why are people still posting in V3??

[ineedmass]

f imageshack. pof is all whales and hoes. girls throwing #s left and right

[itsRyan]

what do you think brahs

What IS that thing?

[entershikari]

guys what are your thoughts on these pof single moms? srs

i've only been able to find fatties and 4/10 at best or anything around 6/10 or better is usually a single mom with 1-2 kids and it's ****ing weird that they put their kids pictures on their dating profile, i mean what the ****? am i the only one that thinks it's weird?

[KouRon]

Hmmmm.....this heavely blessed beauty messaged me.

Message: "Sup hottie".

Is this real life?




Brb acquiring ********/spoon pic!

[itsRyan]

guys what are your thoughts on these pof single moms? srs

i've only been able to find fatties and 4/10 at best or anything around 6/10 or better is usually a single mom with 1-2 kids and it's ****ing weird that they put their kids pictures on their dating profile, i mean what the ****? am i the only one that thinks it's weird?

Yes its weird for them to have pics of their kids on there and LOTS of them do. I have asked them before "Why put pics of your kids on a dating site? Men want to date you, not your kids." And they get all pissed off. "We are a package deal. If you get me, you get them. You can't handle it if you're not a real man..blah blah blah." HATE those single moms like that.

[linversion]

thunk

[NsomNiak]

Ok so, I have 3-4 girls that are down to meet up and chill. Thing is, I'm living at home for this semester and a couple of the girls are also. What do misc? Never been in a situation without anywhere to meet up lol

take her to a park, picnic it up, and smash. simple..

[NsomNiak]

Hmmmm.....this heavely blessed beauty messaged me.

Message: "Sup hottie".

Is this real life?




Brb acquiring ********/spoon pic!

brah, that's another fake. real name is jenny ballenger. somebody is trolling with her pics. she's in the USA. plus, ballenger is her MARRIED name.

[LittleLexodus]

brah, that's another fake. real name is jenny ballenger. somebody is trolling with her pics. she's in the USA. plus, ballenger is her MARRIED name.

You're the detective of detectives, I couldn't find any tineye results..

she is way too hot to be true though.

[KouRon]

brah, that's another fake. real name is jenny ballenger. somebody is trolling with her pics. she's in the USA. plus, ballenger is her MARRIED name.

Had a feeling it was fake.

Strong detective work bro!

[Stems1]

First page

Calgary miscers trolled the whole area, lines dont work anymore unless new bishes sign up

Hope they didn't ruin all of Alberta cot damnit

[AntiGlobalist]

Da fuk. I don't understand how a girl can be naked in bed, hand on my cock, and then say "no I don't have sex on the first date."

[AndreiT]

if anyone ever wants a general summary of women spend some time on POF, you get a real good overview

[Jayson01]

Any difference between POF and OKC?