¬¬¬ Plenty of Fish Discussion Thread V.4¬¬¬

[tential]

HERES A STORY FOR YOU BRUHS


BEFORE I START...I HAVE TO SAY SHE LOOKS 10XS BETTER IN PERSON, I WAS SURPRISED

OK SO IM GOING TO TRY TO MAKE THIS SHORT. SO I'VE BEEN TALKING TO THIS CHICK I MET ON POF FOR A COUPLE DAYS AND WE MADE PLANS TO MEET UP THIS UPCOMING WEEKEND. SHE TEXTED ME THE OTHER DAY ASKING ME DID I WANT TO COME MEET EARLIER AND COME OVER AND CHILL WITH HER AND HER FRIENDS FOR SOME DRINKS(WASN'T EXPECTING THAT). I WAS CONTEMPLATING BECAUSE I HAD A FLIGHT LEAVING AT 7:00AM AND SHE CALLED ME AT 1:00AM SO I GAVE IN AND DECIDED TO GO OVER THERE. I ARRIVED AND SHE SEEMED LIKE SHES SOBER AND ONE OF HER OTHER FRIEND WAS COMPLETELY WASTED. WE SIT ON THE COUCH AND THERES ANOTHER CHICK I SEE IN THE COUCH THAT WAS COMPLETELY SOVER SO I SIT ON THE COUCH AND ME AND THE POF CHICK AND HER OTHER FRIEND CHIT CHAT ABOUT DIFFERENT TOPICS, SHE SEEMED PRETTY COOL WHILE HER DRUNK FRIEND WAS ALL OVER THE PLACE ACTING STUPID AS FU*K. AFTER ABOUT 20 MINS THE POF CHICK LOOKS AT ME AND GRABS MY PANTS POCKET (I HAD MY HAND IN MY POCKET) SO I TAKE MY HAND OUT MY POCKET AND WE BEGIN TO HOLD HANDS SO AT THIS POINT I KNEW SOMETHING WAS ABOUT TO GO DOWN. THE DRUNK CHICK GOES TO THE BATHROOM AND WE BEING TO TALK SOME MORE WHILE WE'RE HOLDING HANDS SO AFTER A WHILE THE OTHER CHICK ON THE COUCH SAYS SHE WAS GOING TO THE BATHROOM TO CHECK ON THE DRUNK CHICK BECAUSE SHE'S BEEN IN THERE FOR A WHILE. SO AS SOON AS SHE GOES INTO THE BATHROOM, ME AND THE POF CHICK STARTS TO MAKE OUT HEAVYYY!!!! IT HAD TO BE ATLEASE 10-15 MINS OF US JUST MAKING OUT SO AS SOON AS THEY COME OUT THE BATHROOM, WE STOP. THE DRUNK CHICK WAS ALL OVER THE PLACE AND HER FRIEND SAID THAT SHE NEEDED TO CHANGE HER, SO SHE TELLS ME AND THE POF CHICK TO GO IN THE BACK WHILE SHE CHANGES HER, SO WE GO INTO THE BACK AND START MAKING OUT HEAVY AGAIN!!!! THIS TIME IT WAS MORE INTENSE, MORE TOUCHING AND GRABBING. SHE TOLD US WE CAN COME BACK IN, SO WE STOPPED. WE SAT BACK ON THE COUCH AND WAS TALKING FOR A MIN AGAIN AND HER DRUNK FRIEND WAS ACTING STUPID AS FAWKKKKKKKKK!! JUST ALLLL OVER THE PLACE. I FINALLY SAID FUK IT AND I GRABBED THE POF CHICK HAND AND WE STARTED MAKING OUT AGAIN IN FRONT OF EVERYBODY, WE DIDNT CARE. THIS TIME IT WAS MORE INTENSE THEN THE PREVIOUS TIMES, TITS WAS GETTING SUCKED, BUT THEN OUT OF NO WHERE THE DRUNK CHICK PUSHES THE POF CHICK OFF ME AND KEEPS SAYING SHES GOING TO TELL MY GIRLFRIEND...SHES COMPLETLY OUT OF IT, SO I DONT KNO WTF SHES TALKING ABOUT. SO THE POF CHICK IS ON THE FLOOR AND WE BEGIN TO KISS ON THE FLOOR AND THE DRUNK CHICK COMES PUSHES HER FROM OFF OF ME AND AT THIS POINT, IM PISSED!!!! SO I GET UP AND LEAVE BECAUSE IT WAS 3:30AM AND MY FLIGHT LEAVES AT 7:00AM AND I HAVEN'T GOTTEN ANY SLEEP YET...SO WE MAKE OUT AGAIN AND I LEAVE.

HER DRUNK FRIEND WAS COCK BLOCKING THE WHOLEEEEEEEEEEE TIME.

Cliffs please? I Can't believe someone posted a message in ALL CAPS. I read 3-4 lines but it feels like I'm being yelled at the whole time. If cliffs are good I won't neg but most likely I will when I'm done recharge. It's NOT HARD to type a normal paragraph.

[Black_Dread]

busy week haha.

tonight had a girl from fb that ive been dying to smash come over... success.jpg

tomorrow night date.
wednesday night date.
thursday night date. possible choice between 2 one is in early 30's

best far all of which are older then me


so far 1/1

[CLIMATIC]

And it never fails. This contacts me on POF (amazingly enough she didnt have pics but sent them to me)...



...we chat a bit, I get her to give me her number, then...you guessed it. Stops replying out of the blue/doesnt answer phone calls.

After she contacted me. I'm not even surprised anymore at this point

[VINNIETHECHIN]

#firstworldproblems

i've had to go downtown toronto for any date ive been on from pof/okc.

wen will it be mine turn to meet people close distance to me.

pm me the bishes you've met up with lol

[artDDP]

And it never fails. This contacts me on POF (amazingly enough she didnt have pics but sent them to me)...



...we chat a bit, I get her to give me her number, then...you guessed it. Stops replying out of the blue/doesnt answer phone calls.

After she contacted me. I'm not even surprised anymore at this point

I've had this happen. What totally baffles me is the ones who meet me and we have sex and she gives me lots of "I don't want to be another ONS" crap and then she cuts off contact a few days or weeks later. Some of them I really wanted to keep around as FWBs.

[CLIMATIC]

I've had this happen. What totally baffles me is the ones who meet me and we have sex and she gives me lots of "I don't want to be another ONS" crap and then she cuts off contact a few days or weeks later. Some of them I really wanted to keep around as FWBs.

They prob get buyer's remorse. Or they are with multiple guys and they just decide to get exclusive with one....which I could care less about, I just wish they could man up and say something instead of disappearing like a pansy and wasting my time.

I had one girl string me along for weeks, we would schedule a meet up and then a couple hours before she would txt me with something like "my grandmom fell last night i have to go visit her. I'm soooo sorry" before she finally broke down and said "i met a guy and I don't want to chance it so we shouldnt meet up". Granted I was working on and meeting up with plenty of other girls and so this was really no skin off my back, but it just boggles my mind that that b*tch did that to me. If i had been like the old me and was banking on her and only her that would have broken my heart, but thanks to girls like this I learned long ago to never rely on one girl and ALWAYS, ALWAYS be gaming other girls.

[artDDP]

They prob get buyer's remorse. Or they are with multiple guys and they just decide to get exclusive with one....which I could care less about, I just wish they could man up and say something instead of disappearing like a pansy and wasting my time.

I had one girl string me along for weeks, we would schedule a meet up and then a couple hours before she would txt me with something like "my grandmom fell last night i have to go visit her. I'm soooo sorry" before she finally broke down and said "i met a guy and I don't want to chance it so we shouldnt meet up". Granted I was working on and meeting up with plenty of other girls and so this was really no skin off my back, but it just boggles my mind that that b*tch did that to me. If i had been like the old me and was banking on her and only her that would have broken my heart, but thanks to girls like this I learned long ago to never rely on one girl and ALWAYS, ALWAYS be gaming other girls.

I'm quoting this for so much truth. Before I got really active on POF I would let all my expectations hang on one girl and if she flaked or it ended badly I wrote the whole thing off as a failure and sulked for weeks.

Then I began messaging and texting literally dozens of girls a week and oftentimes making plans with two or more in a day so I always had options.

I never looked at them as dates or notches on a bedpost. I always looked at it as a chance to experience something, meet new people, and perfect my social interaction. I detached myself from the outcome, stopped thinking I must have sex with her or it was a failure. One date took me to the Kasbah Lounge here in Sacramento. I seriously wanted to bang this chick, however I was also having a fun night with her and spent a lot of time smoking hookah and sampling some exotic drinks and food, the type of things I live for. Earlier I had suggested we check out the Cosmopolitan, where the state legislators hang out and because she knew someone who worked the door we got to slip past the line and had VIP treatment all night.

The thing was that I was having fun, meeting someone new and cool, and getting to go out and experience new things. When you stop focusing so much on "closing" and instead on growth you can really spread your wings and fly.

[itsRyan]

I'm quoting this for so much truth. Before I got really active on POF I would let all my expectations hang on one girl and if she flaked or it ended badly I wrote the whole thing off as a failure and sulked for weeks.

Then I began messaging and texting literally dozens of girls a week and oftentimes making plans with two or more in a day so I always had options.

I never looked at them as dates or notches on a bedpost. I always looked at it as a chance to experience something, meet new people, and perfect my social interaction. I detached myself from the outcome, stopped thinking I must have sex with her or it was a failure. One date took me to the Kasbah Lounge here in Sacramento. I seriously wanted to bang this chick, however I was also having a fun night with her and spent a lot of time smoking hookah and sampling some exotic drinks and food, the type of things I live for. Earlier I had suggested we check out the Cosmopolitan, where the state legislators hang out and because she knew someone who worked the door we got to slip past the line and had VIP treatment all night.

The thing was that I was having fun, meeting someone new and cool, and getting to go out and experience new things. When you stop focusing so much on "closing" and instead on growth you can really spread your wings and fly.

Good post and I agree. I used to sulk after a girl flaked and didn't let me have sex, not anymore. I go into "dates" just as a fun time out and meeting someone new, and I actually DON'T care about the outcome and if I have sex or not. Sometimes the girl actually wants sex more than me! And I will make out with them, get them horny as hell, then just stop and say "we shouldn't do this on the first date" or something..lol. I'm pretty cruel and they are always dumbfounded, probably have never had a guy do that. They are ALL over me after this.

I think I do this because of how girls have acted aloof to me in the past, making me jump through hoops then backing out at the last minute after making out etc. Now I get them back. This might not be the best mindset, but it's the truth.

Seems like most guys in this thread seem to have the opposite mindset and are all about the booty. I used to be this way as well.

[prodigy1290]

What kind of date/meetup would you set up with a potential gf prospect from POF who is 19? She seems like the only normal pretty girl I could find on POF and would like to do set something up. Bowling?....ideas...? not neccesarily trying to get laid.

[HTownOlajuwon]

it's always weird to see people you know personally on these sites lol

[tential]

That's a fake, buddy. That chick was (might still be) a huge camwhore named Renee.

And this is why we don't waste our time playing those stupid "omg so hot girl what should I send her" type shiit.

[Gif_Brah]

I just made up this copy-pasta.

You guys have any feedback on how to tweak it to make it funnier/more effective?

Every [insert day of the week here] night, I do this thing where I click "my matches," and wait for the page to load up. I step about 50 feet away from my monitor, load up a NERF gun (don't worry, it's my little cousins) and fire a rubber bullet. The times my monitor doesn't break, I look at what it landed on and shoot that person a message. It landed on a 76 year old grandmother tonight, so I decided to message you instead. Do you date younger guys?

[plsbh]

it's always weird to see people you know personally on these sites lol

This I was waiting for.

Didn't know there was a "who is checking me out" or whatever its called tab. Looked at it and its this girl Big Ol Girl that has been obsessed with me for a few years that I of course know personally. Shiet

Also did a little experiment that has probably been done. Girls get about 100 messages a minute on that site.

[hardyy]

It's mindless sending out copypastas... It's not really "fun". I dunno at what point you thought miscers would be like "OMG YOU SHOULD SEND ACCOUNT CLOSED PASTA" or "OMG SEND XYZ PASTA" but in reality, you were going to get 0 responses to what you said, or someone like me thinking you're stupid.

umad fgt?

lol i already hit her with a few brah about a month ago

forgot which oi used but she was loling then asked how big my penor is

lolol i hit her with heavenly blessed beauty.

[hardyy]

That's a fake, buddy. That chick was (might still be) a huge camwhore named Renee.

And this is why we don't waste our time playing those stupid "omg so hot girl what should I send her" type shiit.

calm down brah idk why your getting so worried about me gtfo, im just ttryna kill time at work dood.

[Fabs23]

I just made up this copy-pasta.

You guys have any feedback on how to tweak it to make it funnier/more effective?

Every [insert day of the week here] night, I do this thing where I click "my matches," and wait for the page to load up. I step about 50 feet away from my monitor, load up a NERF gun (don't worry, it's my little cousins) and fire a rubber bullet. The times my monitor doesn't break, I look at what it landed on and shoot that person a message. It landed on a 76 year old grandmother tonight, so I decided to message you instead. Do you date younger guys?

I say send it out post funny responses.

[Black_Dread]

if you have the slightest feeling she might be fake... tineye a picture or two of her.... chances are itll show up

[TheNoob7]

Black_Dread, can you help me make a better profile? No one ever, please respond, to me. What do? I don't want to be ForEverAlone.gif, nomsayin? I want to smash like nao.

[TheNoob7]

Watch the video that was posted a couple pages back and get ideas from that, then you should probably focus on just getting the date, and making she leaves not getting a "friendzoned vibe".

*edit*

the thing i hated about okc/pof when i was it was those stupid ****s who just recently broke up with their bf's and that's all they talked about online, i figured all they needed was someone to help them get over them but in reality all they wanted was some guy they barely knew to listen to their bull****.

I went as far back as page 130 and couldn't find chit. No video. What do?

[Purepwnage]

been away for a while brahs, hows it hanging? thinking of getting back on POF after my last final on thursday hmm

[EvolutionSic]

POF done wonders for me...

Brb first relationship 4 months, nearly sex every day... week later next relationship, nearly sex every day!

thanks pof.

both have been with girls who have contacted me, kinda weird considering they get like 30+ messages a day.

[CamelJockey]

Do you guys actually meet up with these bitches from POF? I literally just signed up yesterday to troll a lil.

Why would you waste your time trolling for??

[tential]

Why would you waste your time trolling for??

What I find is a lot of people come in here saying they wanna "troll" but really wanna just smash sluts. Just like girls say "no sex tonight!" but really they just wanna get their brains phucked out but wanna make it seem like they aren't a slut.

And lol, it's CamelJockey.

[Black_Dread]

Black_Dread, can you help me make a better profile? No one ever, please respond, to me. What do? I don't want to be ForEverAlone.gif, nomsayin? I want to smash like nao.

whats your current one look like?

[rz62]

I got a number of a chick who was cute, and she called me handsome (1st time someone ever said that), but she is gone until January and her reason is legit. She seems to really like me, but how do I keep the momentum through the phone? Based on her OKCupid questions, I have her tagged as a potential slut so there definitely seems like a shot if I hang out with her.

[Scarbarrow]

I went as far back as page 130 and couldn't find chit. No video. What do?

I'm embedding this Sh**:

feel free to rep me haha because this will be the best PoF advice you will get.

...

Why would you waste your time trolling for??

welcome back brah.

[Clean]

Posted this in my own thread.

So yea, I'm at home miscing when all of a sudden I get a call from a girl I messaged on POF. Sent her the Swanson copy/pasta.....

"Just wanted to say I find you very interesting. If I got to know you, I would invite you over for a romantic dinner and as soon as you arrived, I would pull you close and whisper in your ear "I have a Swanson TV dinner in the freezer with your name on it" and then I would proceed to fill a wine glass with Welch's grape juice."

and started hitting it off, so I gave her my number. Well, she actually called me instead of texting me, and this bish sounds crazy as fuark!!!!! I was kidding around about her being a tranny/man, running drugs, or killing people in her basement and then she starts talking about it. Girl doesn't sound like her pics either, but I guess we will find out. Said "someone has to support your five kids" and I ask "what five kids, I don't plan on having them anytime soon." Then she says out of nowhere "I'm a virgin...so yea..." in a quiet kind of bishy voice.


Pics shortly..... Am I gonna die or be terminated misc? What make of it? Did I dun goof?

Age: 21

[prodigy1290]

what kind of date/meetup would ya setup with a 19 year old? shes the only decent girl in my town, and seems normal... whats a good idea. can't go to the bar or drink...

[Scarbarrow]

what kind of date/meetup would ya setup with a 19 year old? shes the only decent girl in my town, and seems normal... whats a good idea. can't go to the bar or drink...

bowling

[BoilerUpIndy]

arm size? 20 inches or so?