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Sithbrah’s quick guide- http://forum.bodybuilding.com/attach...3&d=1314810792
Two good profile examples, credit Antiglobalist. http://forum.bodybuilding.com/attach...3&d=1316571981
The texting guide: http://forum.bodybuilding.com/attach...1&d=1307342994
Must Read! G.A.M.E.docx http://forum.bodybuilding.com/attach...1&d=1307362162
MILFS! - I hear a lot of misc'ers asking what to say when a milf responds but pulls the "sorry but you're too young for me" card. Play it, don't be beta, it's usually just a siht test and if you respond right you'll blow away all the other youngins she sends it to, a few examples:
To be honest you shouldn't mention your age as such a negative thing, you simply put too many limits on yourself when you do that and that's no fun, I'm glad I made you laugh once, hopefully I made you think twice "Insert something else to keep convo going"
Age is merely a number derived at by humans to keep track of our existence in relation to the earths revolution around the sun, so in essence it is arbitrary and meaningless, really we can just call it 10 years and I'm ok with that. "resume convo"
"Resume convo & ignore it"
With that said, remember the commandments:
Though shalt disregard any girl that can’t be number closed or nudes acquired within 7 messages
Though shalt heed no warning about a hoe not wanting the cawk
No hoe is out of your league fool
WRAP YOUR WILLY WITH THESE GIRLS, THEY ARE ALL DIRTY DIRTY BIRDS!
With that said I'll kick it off with a chubby bish that messaged me the other day, the slut is strong with this one...... not a single fuk will be given when I clap dem cheeks.
Her: haha your pretty funny!
Me: Oh come on, what kind of opening message is that? I'm hysterical. And you're going to need to send me a better message than that if you want to get in my pants. You can start with your favorite flower (Don't say Lilly!), whether you prefer chinese or italian food, and how many cheetos you can fit in your mouth at one time (Just curious). I expect it in my inbox no later than 11:00 pm tonight
Her: Excuse me.... hysterical it is! i didnt say anything about your pants FYI. flower... a dahlia. lilly is my dogs name haha. i would
have to go with chinese but sushi would be even better. cheetos... are kind of yucky... maybe twenty....twenty five if i was
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