WTF some people don't shower in the morning?

**FBIagentM** · 09-13-2011, 09:40 AM

When the fck do you shower? Before bed? why the fck would you do that? At least do it in the morning and night you stinky bastard.

Also, shower after you work out ffs.

**Tsudo** · 09-13-2011, 09:42 AM

never understood this.

showers help wake my tired ass up.

**Quadzillaa** · 09-13-2011, 09:43 AM

showers are for flowers

are u a flower brah?

are u?

**Imthebestmayne** · 09-13-2011, 09:43 AM

I'm about to blow your mind OP, I shower in the morning and at night before I goto bed.

**lincolnmkv** · 09-13-2011, 09:44 AM

Why would you want to go to bed smelling like shiit? Getting sweat all over your bed?

**CheeBye** · 09-13-2011, 09:45 AM

Well I shower before bed so I should be clean right? Will probably wash my face/hair tho.

**monsterBEN** · 09-13-2011, 09:45 AM

I'd feel dirty as **** without showering before leaving in the A.M.

**Hmzone** · 09-13-2011, 09:45 AM

excactly

**FBIagentM** · 09-13-2011, 09:46 AM

Originally Posted by Imthebestmayne

I'm about to blow your mind OP, I shower in the morning and at night before I goto bed.

gjdm

**789789** · 09-13-2011, 09:46 AM

I shower right before I go to bed, I can't sleep if I'm sweaty, sticky or smelly.... why would you shower in the morning... you shower after a long day.

**GinoFelino** · 09-13-2011, 09:46 AM

OP I can't believe you don't take a bath in the morning. WTF

**Nara62629** · 09-13-2011, 09:47 AM

didnt shower this morning...or last night.

**FBIagentM** · 09-13-2011, 09:47 AM

Originally Posted by lincolnmkv

Why would you want to go to bed smelling like shiit? Getting sweat all over your bed?

why would you want to go around the whole day smelling like shiet?

**FBIagentM** · 09-13-2011, 09:48 AM

Originally Posted by GinoFelino

OP I can't believe you don't take a bath in the morning. WTF

I have a morning ritual that I need to share. I call it "the terminator". First I crouch down in the shower in the classic "naked terminator traveling through time" pose. With my eyes closed I crouch there for a minute, visualizing either Arnold or the guy from the second movie (not the chick in the third one because that one sucked) and I start to hum the terminator theme. Then I slowly rise to a standing position and open my eyes. It helps me to proceed through my day as an emotionless, cyborg badass. The only problem is if the shower curtain sticks to my terminator leg. It ruins the fantasy.

**brah.sensation** · 09-13-2011, 09:48 AM

i shower after gym at night, best time imo cause if a girl happens to come sleep over my body is ready

**ace_gauntlit** · 09-13-2011, 09:48 AM

Originally Posted by lincolnmkv

Why would you want to go to bed smelling like shiit? Getting sweat all over your bed?

that. I ****ing hate this and can't afford to shower 2times a day

brb shower in the morning
brb sweating all ****ing day and then going to bed like a dirty *******

**Mcflibber** · 09-13-2011, 09:48 AM

Shower at night so you dont get your bed all dirty and nasty, you fukin sleep in sweaty filth.. disgusting and stupid

how often do you wash your sheets?

**Zerafian** · 09-13-2011, 09:48 AM

Did it for a while but found out I needed the help waking up. You dont sweat or get dirty while sleeping so theres nothing wrong with doing it right before bed.

**MakeABanana** · 09-13-2011, 09:48 AM

Originally Posted by FBIagentM

why would you want to go around the whole day smelling like shiet?

If you end up smelling like shiet after going to sleep, it's time to change the sheets and pillow covers.

**RalGrad** · 09-13-2011, 09:48 AM

i shower before bed so i'm not rolling in filth all night.
just showering in the morning would be groce. showering at night+morning seems redundant to me

**CrazyTall** · 09-13-2011, 09:48 AM

I have to shower in the morning. I would feel like I was icky as **** if I didnt.

**hfinmyblood** · 09-13-2011, 09:50 AM

Originally Posted by Mcflibber

shower at night so you dont get your bed all dirty and nasty, you fukin sleep in sweaty filth.. discusting

this.... the nastiest is when you shower in the morning and not the night before. The only reason i could understand not showering at night is if your drunk as fuark. But going to bed at night without being clean? You living like pigs brah

**FBIagentM** · 09-13-2011, 09:50 AM

bunch of slack jawed before bed showering *******s ITT.

leave.....now......NOW!

**Sergis** · 09-13-2011, 09:50 AM

try not stinking for a change

**TheJaker** · 09-13-2011, 09:51 AM

Originally Posted by 789789

I shower right before I go to bed, I can't sleep if I'm sweaty, sticky or smelly.... why would you shower in the morning... you shower after a long day.

Because it transitions you from tired and out of it to awake and ready to get sh*t done.

**FBIagentM** · 09-13-2011, 09:52 AM

Originally Posted by RalGrad

i shower before bed so i'm not rolling in filth all night.
just showering in the morning would be groce. showering at night+morning seems redundant to me

So what do you guys who bring girls back home on the weekend do? Do you also shower before clubbing like I do?

**RalGrad** · 09-13-2011, 09:52 AM

Originally Posted by TheJaker

Because it transitions you from tired and out of it to awake and ready to get sh*t done.

i thought that was the point of sleeping...

**iamtheawesome** · 09-13-2011, 09:53 AM

I shower before bed to wash off all of the sh*t from the day.

I also sh*t, and shower before I go out.

**ThomsonUK** · 09-13-2011, 09:53 AM

Shower before bed.

Who the **** goes to bed dirty?

**TheJaker** · 09-13-2011, 09:53 AM

Originally Posted by RalGrad

i thought that was the point of sleeping...

Maybe if you're a morning person.

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