ITT: Girl Logic

[StormTrooper101]

I was thinking of making this topic earlier but was rather cbf then i read something another miscer had posted in a thread & i decided to follow thru with it.

What he said was ;

"What I liked most about her is we never had sex.
And believe me if were not fukkin she's not sexin anyone else cuz I was really tryna get it in. Even in our "honeymoon" phaze we never had sex. She's just not easy like that. I'm not a forever alone ******* with no game."

I feel sorry for this young fella bros.


So basically i was having a convo with this 6/10 bird i'm currently slamming when she told me the biggest piece of codswallop girl-logic that i've ever heard in my entire life brahs.

We were talking about phucking when she dropped the bomb on me

Me: Well i'm a dude so obviously it's a bit different for us. We get the urge to phuck several times a day. Pretty much whenever a half decent girl walks by wearing something revealing you're only thinking about one thing.

Her: Hehe yeah you guys are all the same! With me it's like this, if i meet a guy & really like him & he's a great guy i can see myself being with then i'll definitely hold off on sleeping with him for ages BUT if he's just some random or some sleazy guy then i'll have a one night stand with him

Me: Lulwat. Whaaaaaaaaaaaaaaat?

Mind=Blown!

What an utter whore. Here she is banging random/sleazy dudes & letting me cum all over her tits & pussay yet when some innocent mug comes along she acts virgin steez & makes the poor bastard think she's a good girl.

Cliffs:
-Having sex convo with random ganga
-She drops the most epic girl logic i've ever heard
-She phucks random guys but when she meets a good lad she acts like a virgin & holds off on sleeping with him
-Gangas gon gang

& of course the obligatory pics of said ganga





Post your ones too brahs. What's the biggest load of codswallop some gangas told you?

[extatic]

[brah.sensation]

brb bringing back some random bish form the club and fuking her
brb "Im usually not like that"

[Brenden061]

ganga

[Roasted]

That's pretty typical. THat's why I LOL at guys that say bang sluts but date "good girls" LOL at their "good girls"

[theduckwa]

strong women/ganga logic

[Caesar735]

brb ive never done this before

[tylers21]

Some serious codswallop ITT

[Number_Seven]

what the fuk. What kind of thought process is that? Fuking females...

[ArcticDog]

So basically i was having a convo with this 6/10 bird i'm currently slamming


"[...] if he's just some random or some sleazy guy then i'll have a one night stand with him"

inb4 OP realizes

[DanYaSon747]

aware.
mirin whore in pics.
revelation learned OP?

[StormTrooper101]

brb bringing back some random bish form the club and fuking her
brb "Im usually not like that"

Hahahaha thiiiiiiiiiiiiis!

If i had a penny for every time i've heard that!

It's like "who are you trying to convince b*tch? Cos you just met me 2 hours ago & already let me put it in your ass then mouth"

[StormTrooper101]

Some serious codswallop ITT

No avi, no care.

[nick187]

Ganga ?

[StormTrooper101]

inb4 OP realizes

lulz & why would i care if some ganga thinks i'm sleazy or random? Strong 'logic' brah, you sure you got a dink?

Plus it wasn't a one night stand, met her out about a year ago & still bangin her a few times a month when i get the chance

[frasersteen]

Because for some reason girls get the idea that we all think they are just sluts so they need to not put out to show us that they are not a slut.

So if they don't care about the guy at all and they just want to f*ck they will put out.



Morale of the story, stop giving a sh*t if a girl likes sex you are ruining it for the rest of us. If you want some goodie 2 shoes virgin who does not know how to suck dick or what to do in bed go to church and the rest of us can enjoy some decent ass.

[StormTrooper101]

aware.
mirin whore in pics.
revelation learned OP?

She's not bad,huh. Takes it in the ass like a champ too/is kinky as hell

As for revelation learnt - notasinglethingwaslearntthatday brah. I've had 1 serious relationship in my life. Was 16 at the time & thought i was in love till i realized she was a ganga. I've been aware ever since haha

[StormTrooper101]

Ganga ?

Why a girl that partakes in gangbangs of course. We use the term to describe pretty much all sluts & most females tho

[asylumz]

That's a 6/10 in Australia? Damn, I need to move!

[tsdb]

nice guys finish last

[MFUM]

I don't understand how can anyone find that surprising, that is typical women logic, they have the same urge to **** as us men do, but they're not going to fukc wk's, they want the alpha dudes.

[StormTrooper101]

Because for some reason girls get the idea that we all think they are just sluts so they need to not put out to show us that they are not a slut.

So if they don't care about the guy at all and they just want to f*ck they will put out.



Morale of the story, stop giving a sh*t if a girl likes sex you are ruining it for the rest of us. If you want some goodie 2 shoes virgin who does not know how to suck dick or what to do in bed go to church and the rest of us can enjoy some decent ass.

Totally agree with the first part bro

As for the bit in bold, i'm not ruining anything for any brahs. I was just totally dumb-founded when she told me.

It's like when your dog eats his own sh*t, one part of you is like 'well he is just an animal' but you have that other side that is disgusted

Plus i always argue with her/put her in her place & she hasn't stopped putting out for a year now. Treat em mean brah!

[ArcticDog]

lulz & why would i care if some ganga thinks i'm sleazy or random? Strong 'logic' brah, you sure you got a dink?

Plus it wasn't a one night stand, met her out about a year ago & still bangin her a few times a month when i get the chance

Jeez, I don't know brah. Maybe because she just told you that she goes down on "randoms and sleazy guys" and you put your dick where those randoms or sleazy guys have been before?

Good luck with your STD goals in 2011.

[theduckwa]

She's not bad,huh. Takes it in the ass like a champ too/is kinky as hell

As for revelation learnt - notasinglethingwaslearntthatday brah. I've had 1 serious relationship in my life. Was 16 at the time & thought i was in love till i realized she was a ganga. I've been aware ever since haha

same brah, high school chick only chick ive cared for now bachelor for life

you're a good miscer brah btw
still gotta hit you back for some reps a couple of days ago

[mrcupide2]

wtf is this real life?

[StormTrooper101]

Jeez, I don't know brah. Maybe because she just told you that she goes down on "randoms and sleazy guys" and you put your dick where those randoms or sleazy guys have been before?

Good luck with your STD goals in 2011.

Haha no hate brah i was just winding you up.

I wear a dinger for dat dere protection when i slam gangas but you take a chance each time you slam a ganga don't ya? I'd rather just be safe & enjoy phucking than sit & fret about STD's & cop no pussy.

That's def. not the life for me

[POTA]

Haha no hate brah i was just winding you up.

I wear a dinger for dat dere protection when i slam gangas but you take a chance each time you slam a ganga don't ya? I'd rather just be safe & enjoy phucking than sit & fret about STD's & cop no pussy.

That's def. not the life for me

[Patient Bear]

groce

[tential]

Negged. Typical 2011 join date person posting a meme to try to get reps.

[StormTrooper101]

Another bit of girl logic i constantly hear is "Oh ok i don't normally but just this time" or something along those lines when i troll them & pretend i don't have a dinger

I've got a mate that's probably honestly phucked 350-500 girls & the only time he was worn a dinger is when he's phucked a prostitue. He reckons he's yet to meet a girl that didn't phuck him cos he refuses to wear one, he said some were a bit hesitant but not even one denied him

Whaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaat theeeeeeeeeee phuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuck?