Cute texts to make a girl wet/ make her smile

[bodybuilder89]

want to come over for some pizza and sex?

no

u dont like pizza?

[MyBadBrah]

practice your lines asking anon questions on tumblr

[ipleadthe5th]

"Hey, my buddy keeps telling me I look like a drug dealer. Do I look like a drug dealer to you?"

For srs. Always gets a response and you can follow up with something else.

Not cute, but it always gets a response.

Mystery or Style?

[ChiefGuy]

debating on sending this to a chick i just met...

I don't know if you are aware of this but I've been racking my brains for the last couple days trying to come up with the perfect opener that would not only catch your attention, but also peak your interest. So, without further adieu, "Hey there"

Soft, cut the crap out, just use what's in quotes..

[mapleridge]

the "since we're both attractive why haven't we banged yet" worked on a girl i know.

srs.

[stfaulk89]

Listen here baby, we gonna go get some dinner tomorrow night, then you can hit the sheets or the streets, it don't make me no never mind. So take ya choice, you can either go, or you can come.



dis chit gets me laid all the time.

[daltonyadig]

A girl died in 1933 by a homicidal murderer. He buried her in the ground when she was still alive. The murdered chanted, "Toma sota balcu" as he buried her. Now that you have read the chant, you will meet this little girl. In the middle of the night she will be on your ceiling. She will suffocate you like she was suffocated. If you post this, she will not bother you. Your kindness will be rewarded.

hnnnnnng

[Mainoo]

ITT: wk's galore

[Bluntzilla]

depends what they say brah

[picktheglovesup]

I use this one every once in a while while at school or work:
You: "Please do somethin for me / do somethin for me please?"
Her: "what?"
Me: "Remove yourself from my mind just for a little so I can get some work done"

They d'awwwww hard

you make me fuken sick

[nusa]

Debating on texting the "if we were camping and a snake bit my penis would you suck it out one" to this girl I just met like a week ago lol. What is a good line to say to a girl you barely know?

[Codo]

"Do you know the definition of 'captivated'?"

[J_L_R]

when i want to initiate the sex, i say :

Please be advised there is a $250 pre-authorization charge before you are allowed to engage in sexual intercourse with me. Upon mutual agreement that the consenting act of sexual intercourse is met as "satisfactory" or above, the funds will be released and no charges will post to your account. All payments are due within 24hrs of pre-planned sexual intercourse. Paypal, Visa and Mastercard are preferred methods of payment.

[nshssoccer]

" You may fall from the sky, you may fall from a tree, but the best way to fall... is in love with me. "

used it on a girl i worked with wrote it on a note and drew a picture of us having sex on it and it worked!!!

[mangravy]

Mystery or Style?

was wondering the same thing but i think its from "The Men's Room" which is that online series thing

[SilvaWarrior]

I've wanted to crush you for years
















always work

[ak200603]

You guys need to take advantage of the iPhone autocorrect.

Text things like, "You want to come over and fuk?"

Good response = Win
Bad response = Jesus christ, I meant do you want to test your luck... goin to the casino tonight.

"I want you to suck my dick"

Good response = Blowjob
Bad response = HOLY fukk... I meant.. I heard your pet was sick.. how is she feeling?

"I'm going to rape you so hard"

Good response = Rape
Bad response = Really iPhone.. I meant can you lend me some tape for my post card..


Things like that you *******s

[TrainInsane1987]

i wil rape u if i get a chance

trying this now, will post replies

edit:
her: "uhhhh creep"
me: "ur a creep"
her: "ur a creeper"
me: "shut up slut"

so all-in-all uneventful

[Brunub]

Nothing really funny but "Good morning " gets a pretty strong response every time. Some serious romcom bull****.

[CR123]

jesus christ you want to get her wet or have her forwarding a lame as$ text to her friends???


say this for wetness and cheek clapping.

"if you want that pu$$Y beat like a gorilla on a helpless boy......text me back"

















in before you like little boys
it's a metaphor *******s

[OptimusPoster]

"Movie night, my place, wear something sexy."

[fatinNYC]

" You may fall from the sky, you may fall from a tree, but the best way to fall... is in love with me. "

used it on a girl i worked with wrote it on a note and drew a picture of us having sex on it and it worked!!!

da fuk?


in for said pikshur...

inb4 sketch artist.

[Dabonusballa]

" You may fall from the sky, you may fall from a tree, but the best way to fall... is in love with me. "

used it on a girl i worked with wrote it on a note and drew a picture of us having sex on it and it worked!!!

Lol. My ex from a few years back thought i made that line up. Told her it in the morning, and took her virginity later that night. Don't think she knows I got it from here either.

[picktheglovesup]

ITT: a lot of beta *******s WK'ing girls when they don't need to

last night i texted "you should could over so i can fuk you hard"

worked.

[ipleadthe5th]

I would belly flop into a pool of AIDS infested needles just to put my name in a hat with 1 million other names for a chance to caress your beautiful legs while wearing gloves.


Me: did it hurt
Her: when I feel from heaven
Me: Yeah b/c your face is beat

[nshssoccer]

The sex drawings were just a thing we used to do cause she was a big tease and we used to joke around about having sex even thou i was serious about it

[mjb108]

debating on sending this to a chick i just met...

I don't know if you are aware of this but I've been racking my brains for the last couple days trying to come up with the perfect opener that would not only catch your attention, but also peak your interest. So, without further adieu, "Hey there"

Nice thought into that one. I used this on a scale of 1-10 your a 9 but you'd be a 10 if you were with me. Oh and biceps curls = pretty girls

[Cuhh]

Randomly: "Why yes I am tired of running through your mind all day "

Gotta have the smiley face. I'm sure you know why.

[henryk21]

I would belly flop into a pool of AIDS infested needles just to put my name in a hat with 1 million other names for a chance to caress your beautiful legs while wearing gloves.


Me: did it hurt
Her: when I feel from heaven
Me: Yeah b/c your face is beat

This

[Saint_James]

Hello heavenly blessed beauty whos inner beauty is divine and everlasting.

Works every time half the time.

Lol this worked for me. Randomly posted this on an 8/10's wall 2 summers ago. 5 minutes later i got a text from a number i didn't know, it was her asking what i was doing tonight. Went to party, got drunk, and f*cked upstairs.