want to come over for some pizza and sex?
no
u dont like pizza?
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09-06-2011, 07:08 PM #101
Debating on texting the "if we were camping and a snake bit my penis would you suck it out one" to this girl I just met like a week ago lol. What is a good line to say to a girl you barely know?
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09-06-2011, 07:10 PM #103
when i want to initiate the sex, i say :
Please be advised there is a $250 pre-authorization charge before you are allowed to engage in sexual intercourse with me. Upon mutual agreement that the consenting act of sexual intercourse is met as "satisfactory" or above, the funds will be released and no charges will post to your account. All payments are due within 24hrs of pre-planned sexual intercourse. Paypal, Visa and Mastercard are preferred methods of payment.-Man is born free, but everywhere he is in chains. - Jean Jacques Rousseau
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09-06-2011, 07:13 PM #107
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You guys need to take advantage of the iPhone autocorrect.
Text things like, "You want to come over and fuk?"
Good response = Win
Bad response = Jesus christ, I meant do you want to test your luck... goin to the casino tonight.
"I want you to suck my dick"
Good response = Blowjob
Bad response = HOLY fukk... I meant.. I heard your pet was sick.. how is she feeling?
"I'm going to rape you so hard"
Good response = Rape
Bad response = Really iPhone.. I meant can you lend me some tape for my post card..
Things like that you *******s
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09-06-2011, 07:13 PM #108
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09-06-2011, 07:17 PM #110
jesus christ you want to get her wet or have her forwarding a lame as$ text to her friends???
say this for wetness and cheek clapping.
"if you want that pu$$Y beat like a gorilla on a helpless boy......text me back"
in before you like little boys
it's a metaphor *******s"what do u mean wow , its not white knighting, not even close" - Shay14's comments on Giving DMB $60 to buy a car - lulz
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