Cute texts to make a girl wet/ make her smile

[Mitchelha]

Are you wet?

Profit

[fah92]

send them your avi if you lift pretending you were supposed to send it to your bro. then play it off, act a little embarrassed then ask if shes mirin srs

im small as fuuu and it worked (used to be a fatty, then super skinny)

[Harganoff]

send them your avi if you lift pretending you were supposed to send it to your bro, then play it off and ask if shes mirin srs

im small as fuuu and it worked (used to be a fatty, then super skinny)

who's sending shirtless pics to their bros these days..?

[Irishpandah]

Are you free tonight? or do I gotta pay

[whyyoumad18]

me: I just cant do this anymore sarah! every morning i wake up and next to me is the pillow im holding with the picture of ur face i taped on it from a ******** picture you uploaded which your face resembled a kissy face...every morning i wake up and say "oh good morning kisses for me, how thoughtful" and begin making out with you...i carry around the lock of hair i cut from ur head in spanish last year and pull it out during class and smell it to remind me of that apple shampoo you use...and at night, ohhhh at night, when my parents go to bed, i pull out the fleshlight i bought online and close my eyes and play the recording over and over again from speech class when you said "gunther, can i use ur pencil" and pretend we are role playing and my pencil is really my cock...anyways, i know ur playing hard to get, so can we just **** already?

her: who is this?

me: sorry wrong number

[DDRplayer]

aware for measly reps.

aware me pls

[midniteOG]

you: hey, ive got a question
her: whats up?
you: were both good looking people.... why havent we banged yet?
her: wtf?
yu: coming over now!




you: stop!
her: ???
you: thinking of me and smiling b/c your doing it now

[phillyfreak7]

"Dont turn this rape into a murder"

lmfao

repped

[NoFXN]

Hi.

[Juvitee]

just did the "smile baby, your amazing" because it was actually pretty good...

her: You're the amazing one. I miss you!

wish i wasn't on recharge bro

[tylerbennett12]

Hey shawty. lemme holla at you right quick ya know what im sayin. checkin you out over there you lookin kinda good, ya know what im sayin. so i was wondering ya know how about you and me go back to the place, get comfortable, probably sip on some of this henney, you know what im sayin, and after that, you know what im... sayin, we can do the grownup and you can let me clap on dem cheeks, ya hear me?

Came in to post this

[fah92]

who's sending shirtless pics to their bros these days..?

just throw a no homo tag in there lolol

[NaturalLayne4]

Rookies.




Go to some card shop and read through some of the romantic/funny romantic cards then grab a blank card and write the lines yourself like you made it up. Or just text them if it is not some special occasion.

I have a few super soakers stored in my brain but won't post them because then they can be found through google and that would be embarrassing.

[GreatAdrian909]

[anthonymuso]

prepare your angus

[HockeyPlayer91]

Mystery or Style?

Cajun on Keys to the VIP

[IAmLegend100]

just did the "smile baby, your amazing" because it was actually pretty good...

her: You're the amazing one. I miss you!

wish i wasn't on recharge bro

Read through most of the thread and that's honestly the only one I'd ever use. Misc, you can do better.

[autrefois]

Hey baby, I know this is a little forward, but I don't get out much so I'm willing to take a chance. Why don't me and you go to your place and get stoned, maybe cuddle and make a little whoopie?

[ECfromHTX]

Listen here baby, we gonna go get some dinner tomorrow night, then you can hit the sheets or the streets, it don't make me no never mind. So take ya choice, you can either go, or you can come.



dis chit gets me laid all the time.

Not if they've seen Black Dynamite

OOyyyyyeeeee!!!!!!!




















































Doh, too late.[/QUOTE]

[stfaulk89]

Not if they've seen Black Dynamite

OOyyyyyeeeee!!!!!!










Doh, too late

Lol didn't expect anyone to know where that was from.. lol'd so hard at it, but i really do use lines from it a lot

[OdeToArsenal47]

Holy fuark, I haven't seen that message board in YEARS. I used to be a CE regular for a looong time. That forum was on dat ****gy time with the mods, glad I got the hell out of there.

[NoA]

"delt ecko charly this is zulu foxcott the goose on lake, i repeat goose on lake what is ur status over"

[only4theweak]

i been wondering, lets say we hit it off, then i invited you camping, you agreed on going with me. We packed, loaded the car and left. When we arrived, we unloaded the car and had to go look for wood to light a fire. While we were in the mountains between the trees looking; a snake jumped out and bit my penis. Would you suck the poison out or let me die?

listen here baby, we gonna go get some dinner tomorrow night, then you can hit the sheets or the streets, it don't make me no never mind. So take ya choice, you can either go, or you can come.

nothing really funny but "good morning " gets a pretty strong response every time. Some serious romcom bull****.

send them your avi if you lift pretending you were supposed to send it to your bro. Then play it off, act a little embarrassed then ask if shes mirin srs

im small as fuuu and it worked (used to be a fatty, then super skinny)

winrar

[InnerThighChafe]

you-"If I raped you, would you press charges?"
her-"yes!!"
you-"You won't be able to if you're dead, just saying"

[Epitomnein]

<I.F.> You ready yet? Im bearing to go!
<SexyKarla17> Yhea im slipping out of my clothes right now, what do you look like?
<I.F.> a Kodiac bear
<SexyKarla17> ?
<I.F.> Im soft naked, fuzzy and waiting for you to come mount me
<SexyKarla17> Oh I love cute fuzzy bears, I walk up and get on top of you stroking your soft hair, kissing you gently as my move my :way down your stomach
<I.F.> I growl to warm you my cubs are near
<SexyKarla17> huh?
<I.F.> Bears get ****in pumped when anyone is near their cubs
<I.F.> Bears get ****in pumped when anyone is near their cubs
<SexyKarla17> I love how you growl as I continue to kiss you, while taking off your pants.
<I.F.> Bears dont wear pants and you should cover yourself in Honey now
<SexyKarla17> hehe you would love to lick that off me huh. I pour honey all over my warm wet body waiting for you to start licking :it off me slowly
<I.F.> I sniff the air to see where the sweet scent of the honey is coming from, while slowly snorting and walking towards you
<I.F.> I Growl again, and start to bite you
<SexyKarla17> Yhea that feels good..ooooo...not too hard now
<I.F.> I bite harder peeling flesh from your stomach, and look up into your eyes to show you my mouth dripping with your warm blood :mixed with honey, I then I let my cubs rip apart your limbs and play with you like a ragdoll.
<SexyKarla17> what the ****?
<I.F.> uuuuuuuuuuuuhhhhhhhhh and im spent.




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[CatSneezer69]

let me smell your fkin undies

[Mises]

"what's up sweet cheeks!"

[jay197]

lmao at that convo up there

[Kalazu]

You have the prettiest things a guy can ever want and need... They are lush and wonderful. Your boobs are amazing.

[KillDowzer]

A girl died in 1933 by a homicidal murderer. He buried her in the ground when she was still alive. The murdered chanted, "Toma sota balcu" as he buried her. Now that you have read the chant, you will meet this little girl. In the middle of the night she will be on your ceiling. She will suffocate you like she was suffocated. If you post this, she will not bother you. Your kindness will be rewarded.