This thread chronicles the nothings of my life.

[PlatypusMounter]

I have a theory and this thread is the experiment. I also refuse to get twitter.

There's an empty Pringles can beside me and it says I can get three mp3's for free if I submit a code online but I figure that's what torrents are for.

[PlatypusMounter]

I just jerked off and the residual fluid (comes out a few minutes after) is just finishing off.

[PlatypusMounter]

My nose hairs merge nicely with my moustache, I feel.

[PlatypusMounter]

I'm looking at a copy of the original Fable for Xbox and I'm wondering how they made so many of these.

[doyouevenlurk]

[PlatypusMounter]

I have 1800 sheets of lined papers and no cause to write notes.

[SonOfAesthetics]

[grobblepot]

I just jerked off and the residual fluid (comes out a few minutes after) is just finishing off.

It's from fluid in the urethra that is left in there, then bonrar goes away, urethra shrinks to original size, excess fluid is squeezed out

Always pee after fapping crew

[PlatypusMounter]

I'm going to watch a movie now, and although I was initially going to watch Antichrist, I'd prefer not to have an emotional onslaught and have chose to watch Pretty Woman instead. Maybe I can masturbate to the memories of this movie in time.

[PlatypusMounter]

I just woke up but I'm not feeling all that groggy. I want to have bacon but I'm craving Raisin Bran cereal a little more, so we'll see how it plays out.

[YellowOnYellow]

If I lookup foreveralone in the dictionary, you'll see op.

[PlatypusMounter]

If I lookup foreveralone in the dictionary, you'll see op.

I'm wondering how this typo came about. One possibility is that YellowOnYellow just has no sense of the other language. Another is that YellowOnYellow feels that I am so foreveralone that if he looks it up in some dictionary, anyone who has read his comment will see me through some sort of inductive effect. The final is that YellowOnYellow started typing the sentence with one end in mind, then typed out the second half having changed their mind about how they wanted it to go, but assuming that they had already corrected the sentence because it made sense when they read it with their internal voice.

I have ranked these in order of my perceived likelihood.

[Samevans7]

[PlatypusMounter]

This thread reminds me of Moses Garza III, and now I'm a little worried. But I'm also 6'4" so we should be ok.

[MrMilesy]

It's 12:04 am. I'm sitting on the side of my bed. The only noises I hear are the occasional car which is swiftly drowned out by the music from a party at least 1km away. The only reason I got up from my lying down position was to get a protein shake. I don't hit anywhere near my macros on the weekend.

Godspeed Platypus monster.

[LivingDaylights]

OP you remind me of my big toe.

[PlatypusMounter]

There's a Cat in the Hat hat on my desk and I can't for the life of me figure out how it came to be here.

[PlatypusMounter]

I wonder if it would be legal or ethical for me to buy a real platypus when I have the room for it. I don't intend to mount it, however.

[PlatypusMounter]

I'm largely unpracticed at poker now so I'm trying to sharpen up on PokerStars. I should be doing something else.

[PlatypusMounter]

Just lost 90k chips on PokerStars, now I have to go do something else.

[PlatypusMounter]

I'm all talled up and no place to go.

[PlatypusMounter]

I ate too much and now plan to watch another movie, although I'm not sure which one to do tonight. Also, father's day is coming up fast.

[m1n2v5]

[SilverSpork]

Always pee after fapping crew

Are you also part of the 'piss in two different directions at once' crew?

[PlatypusMounter]

I miss the Ryszard Wieczorek thread, I didn't even realize it had been deleted until the other day.

[PlatypusMounter]

I'm having one of those bored as all hell days but there are any number of things I could do. I wish I could quit the misc.

[PlatypusMounter]

My neck hurts and my parents have friends visiting from outside the country. I am considering just going to bed at this point.

[PlatypusMounter]

The Believer is the movie of the night.

[PlatypusMounter]

Why the hell did I sleep 9 hours, this is actually a disaster. My whole day has been disabled now.

[PlatypusMounter]

Hey this is the last post on page one!