Was watching all this powerball hype and though I would get into it and at least buy one ticket.
Went to the store and was waiting to but the ticket when some milk duds caught my eye. Hmm, milk duds, havent had them in ages.
Oh screw the lottery, bought the duds instead and left.
They were good but could potentially cost me 800 million dollars!!
Got to thinking that if they took the names of every man woman and child in America and put them into a giant hat and pulled one name out, would it be mine? Hell, I cant win a raffle at my monthly woodworkers meeting where there is only 3 of us participating in it!!
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01-09-2016, 09:32 AM #1
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Bought an 800 million $ box of milk duds
"To be a warrior is not a simple matter of wishing to be one. It is rather an endless struggle that will go on to the very last moment of our lives. Nobody is born a warrior, in exactly the same way that nobody is born an average man. We make ourselves into one or the other."-- Carlos Castaneda
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01-09-2016, 10:28 AM #2
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01-09-2016, 11:00 AM #3
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OP, there goes your chance to buy the Playboy mansion for 2 hunnit mil. Comes complete with 89yo roomie.
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