Things we do or have done that we would never tell anyone In Real Life (srs)(gtfih)

[sgthartman]

Me and a bud jerked eachother off

One time we did it peeking out my window watching my sister and her friend out in the pool.

[ats94]

I regularly check "bestgore.com" for updates..

just went on there out of curiosity, **** is ****ed and people were commenting on a photo of kid who got killed and there like "yeah that ****s awesome and i always carry a camera with me just incase somebody dies" wtfff!!

[CopyPasteBrah]

Some things I'll never speak of, but here's two that I seem to always remember:

- Accidentally killed a duckling when I was 11 (was skimming rocks on a lake and thought it would move out the way). The guilt killed me for well over a year.

- Shat my pants in preschool and dropped the turd into the bark around the swing set. One of the day carers stepped on it and I found it hilarious.

[gary69]

stole exams, quizzes, changed my classroom mark on the computer, broke into the school theater room many times and broke lots of chit (it was fully locked at all times...my friends and i figured a way in)

- was with a group of people that lit a house on fire during school time (i didn't do it relax *******s)
- have done tons of prank calls which have actually fked up relationships and friendships between ppl
- impersonated a cop on halloween pulled over a few cars and threaten some ****** kids (they were chiting their pants)
- got hired to spy on someone and caught her on dat cheating time

tired as fuark right now but have a ton of more things that i can't think of. will update later

[CopyPasteBrah]

Been reading these for a while now and i guess i'll finally contribute lol..............

dead phucking srs too

tried to do a home experiment in my barracks room and see how many ejac's it took to fill up a shot glass (it said Jesus Juice on it btw too LOOOLLLL)

Well it had been a few "shots" into the shotglass and i opened up my wall locker in my room to give it another go (this had been going on for a few days now.)
So i'm naked and have been fapping for a bit and i go to reach and grab it off the shelf in my wall locker without looking. (it closes and locks up, so i kinda just opened it a bit so i could reach up and grab it off the shelf)
And there are ants ALLLLLL OVER the shot glass and around where it was sitting, i was like holy sh!t i freak the phuck out.
And drop the shot glass as it shatters all over the floor.

I quickly lost my erection, cleaned up, and just thought to myself......what have i done.

srs. i was 19 yrs old.

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[20vcanuck]

A few years back my buddies and I were into causing trouble.

Had a dark spot in the road and hid in the Forrest next to it and put stuff on the road for cars to run over.

Boat anchors,homemade spike strips, massive water jugs, vases, log..etc

It got out of hand quickly....

one of first posts.....gets negged. feels bad

[MUSCLE-man-TOM]

put a whole packet of bandaids on my d1ck and then masturbated. it actually cut into my skin a little bit and still have a little mark

[gmack24]

slept at a sorority hosue and didn't want friends knowing I was hooking up w/ this chick (could hear them in the hallway) so I peed in a bottle and threw it under her bed.

[coppb]

Tried to put a match stick into my pee pee when i was 8, the plan was to pee and have it shoot out and hit people....as you can imagine it hurt and stung like a biatch....that was the end of that.

My dreams of shooting people in public with my cawk in one hand and a box of matches in the other was over.

[Strykr69]

Was living in an apartment with my mom her boyfriend, some chick from Honduras I was banging and another dude... Sitting on the bed with my mom and her boyfriend watching the news and the bitch comes in and starts rubbing my dick and making out with me in front of them... Fuarking awkward >.>

[Stephen109]

-When I was little I convinced my m8 to take a duce on a stick that had some nails in it, we hung it from a tree then we brought out his little brother to show him lol.

-When I was a kid I swapped my porno magazine for some fireworks with my m8, a week later my m8's dad knocks on the door with my porno in his hand trolololol.

-When me & my two m8's were around 13 we went to an Indian dairy (Indians were less likely to ask for age) & bought a porno magazine then we sat on some swings at a nearby park & had turns looking through it.

[CB5]

Keeping this thread alive forever, so funny.

[TuesdaysFire]

- fapped many times in front of window for all the neighbourhoud to see, never got police called on me, really glad I moved

lol reminds me of a time when I was in like 6th grade or something. I was sitting naked in my room, and I noticed my neighbor (best friend, same age) just got home with his dad. They hadn't gotten out of the car yet, so I crawled up into the windowsill and stood there like this. Hard to explain so I just drew it.


Once they got out, his dad just stood there facing my direction, and then I noticed his head leaning in closer like he was trying to get a better look. I just stood there motionless until he pointed and my friend stopped walking and looked at my window. IDK wtf I was thinking or have any idea why I did it, we never spoke of it tho.

And to most of you in here, wtf bros? Quit sticking **** up your ass.

[ats94]

I met a kid on Xbox live I played halo with for a long time. I told him I was a drug dealer and could get amazing prices on mj. He drove down 10 hours to get a pound kid was 16. Handed me a Jordan sackpack with 3 grand in cash in it and told him I just had to drive down the street to pick it up

Drove off and never talked to him again. Srs

greatest thing ive heard lol, if hes dumb enough to believe that ****, he deserves to get frucked in the arse

[im12watisthis]

lol reminds me of a time when I was in like 6th grade or something. I was sitting naked in my room, and I noticed my neighbor (best friend, same age) just got home with his dad. They hadn't gotten out of the car yet, so I crawled up into the windowsill and stood there like this. Hard to explain so I just drew it.


Once they got out, his dad just stood there facing my direction, and then I noticed his head leaning in closer like he was trying to get a better look. I just stood there motionless until he pointed and my friend stopped walking and looked at my window. IDK wtf I was thinking or have any idea why I did it, we never spoke of it tho.

And to most of you in here, wtf bros? Quit sticking **** up your ass.

Loooooool

[cooolway]

I was 18 fresh off a breakup, friend introduces me to her girl via msn messenger, we hit it off after she sent pics, told me she looked like vida guerra, made plans to see her a week later, take a 2 hour bus ride to see her, I see my friend who introduced us and two whales walking towards me, she is one of the whales(trick angles in pics, strong 2/10), I get deserted and forced to spend the night at her house, she Locks me in her room with her, proceeds to touch me and try to fuk me, I almost cried, let her give me half a handjob and fingered her with ANGER till she fukd OFF! Left 6 am and deleted her off msn

Around that year Went to go sleep over another girls house I met off the net, girl is older, has her own place, I take the bus for an hour, get there and wait in the lobby, she comes down, walking towards me I think "me gusta", she smiles...no front teeth. She ordered pizza, gave me head, I left in the morning, deleted her.

O lawd, back in the msn messenger days

Where the fuk did you meet bishes on MSN?

[cheekyclap]

can't be fukked cleaning my hand after fapping so I just eat it

[SocialistGerman]

I do a few "odd" things:

-jerk off to gay porn just to challenge myself and test my limits (i am not gay).
-wipe my dick with toilet paper after pissing
-sit in the back of all my classes so i can just stare at hot girls

[JooceNasty]

- pee bottles, every other weird thing I do is known by people haha

[marin3muscl3]

just went on there out of curiosity, **** is ****ed and people were commenting on a photo of kid who got killed and there like "yeah that ****s awesome and i always carry a camera with me just incase somebody dies" wtfff!!

Just went on the site.


What has been seen

[samsdamann]

had sex with a fat girl....best was the head

[.aeterna]

How have I been here this long and not noticed this thread? Fuark in.

[ziaziazia]

bump

[Skyline796]

- when i was 12-14 my best friend and i used to play truth or dare and it was just an excuse for us to suck each others dinks.
- when we were younger it was innocent lol haha this is funny, but then as we got older we realized we derrived pleasure from it
- between 13-14 we started to ejaculate
- between late 12 and 14 i would go over there for sleep overs ALOT, this was because we moved on from penor sucking to phucking each other in the butt.
we would go in his room in the attic and just plow each other for hours before going to bed.

(srs)

truth or dare, never again.

[jjosephs]

jerked off in the university's bathroom

[MooseLaddin]

I do a few "odd" things:

-jerk off to gay porn just to challenge myself and test my limits (i am not gay).
-wipe my dick with toilet paper after pissing
-sit in the back of all my classes so i can just stare at hot girls

gay porn WTFWTF

[im12watisthis]

This is my favorite thrad of all time

[thefederalist]

ITT: every miscer is secretly gay

[Gymboree]

Sometimes when I fap I just before I cum I prop my back up on the wall and point my penor at my face and say "No Mr. Gymboree I don't want to take it in the face" while turning my head away, Then I grab my face and point it at my penor and say "Take it you wh0re" and finish on my face.










not srs

[Skyline796]

Sometimes when I fap I just before I cum I prop my back up on the wall and point my penor at my face and say "No Mr. Gymboree I don't want to take it in the face" while turning my head away, Then I grab my face and point it at my penor and say "Take it you wh0re" and finish on my face.










100% srs

fixed