Things we do or have done that we would never tell anyone In Real Life (srs)(gtfih)

[Wtf?]

worked at mcdonalds for a summer in high school and they always gave me the worst jobs. didn't do anything but make fries and made me do all the dirty cleaning so the day after i quit i went back and pissed all over the mens washroom

Similar thing happened to me. Worked at BK in high school. I lasted a couple months. A stupid, fat bitch I also went to school with turned 18 and got to be an assistant manager and for some reason had it out for me. Got the **** jobs. I purposely did everything wrong and stupid just to irritate her until she snapped and tried having a serious conversation with me. I gave stupid answers and her face turned red and she fired me. I lol'd. I was 15.. not like I cared. If my shift ended at 3pm..at 2:58 she would make me clean bathrooms, stock up the burgers or other dumb ****. I'd put the burgers through the "broiler steamer" and have them all touching so they came out half raw. (raw meat/patties aren't supposed to touch) It was then the next person's problem.

[Crispiez]

Blew my load on a barbies tits

[helpmee]

I was about 14
I had extreme stomach pain
I waited three days
Went to doctor
He said to rush to ER because my appendix ruptured
I had to vomit on the way out
Opened the door to the bathroom in the waiting room of the doctors office and closed it quick
Projectile vomited EVERYWHERE.. It was BLACK ... I mean everywhere.. All over the toilet, sink, floor, walls.. I had zero control. It smelled so bad I kept vomiting for like ten minutes
I walk out like this

A mother and child walk into the bathroom when my mom and I are at the front desk getting directions to the ER (pre common GPS)
The mother vomits and makes a scene
My mom is like what is going on.... I said my stomach kills we need to go
I walk out like nothing happened

[DahStoryTella]

Blew my load on a barbies tits

[ThCweights]

ive gotten completely naked when its gotten dark and seen how far i can get from my front door.

i used to sit on the floor near the front door masturbating with my laptop and would open the door to feel fresh air on my cock and draw attention to myself.

my grandpa walked in on me fapping, he was senile but i think he saw my cock. hes dead now so i guess it doesnt matter. /relief.

i pissed out of a second story window with an erection because I felt like it

i fap into my clothes all the time then dump them in my room for months on end.

i have used condoms in my bag from agesss ago, wrapped in old paper bags and tissues and ****.

DUDE... I am so fking doing this bro.
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and I used to use socks I didn't like to wipe up with srs.

[SpiderWolf]

Had sex with a post op lady boy in thailand srs

[RavensFan2k3]

Is it really that weird to masturbate to anime porn? LOL...I feel like the first porn I ever masturbated to was Hentai. Anyway, besides that I've paid escorts for sex...I've picked up street prostitutes for sex. I have a gambling problem...Uh, when I was in elementary school I used to steal MASSIVE amounts of candy from the grocery store, like multiple bookbag full of candy, and sold them at school

[ThCweights]

Had sex with a post op lady boy in thailand srs

Did his vagina look legit?

[TheMachinst]

Ran a tranny porn business in thailand

Ex-War Lord in Liberia

Only dated midgets with nice feet

[TheDesertFox]

I wet my toilet paper when I wipe my ass.
That's why I only use Charmin, since it's the only one which won't tear.
It's even reached a point where having the sink in arms reach of the toilet is a major selling point whenever I look for an apartment.
I also soap and spray my azzhole/crack in the shower.

Buy some baby wipes brah, the big boxes that aren't name brand.

[SpencerWest]

Deep web.
****ed up ****, do not recommend looking into what things can be found in the dw.

[thenerdal]

When I was a kid........................I was curious...................and ate my own poop......



don't blame me, I was curious.

[thedarkfnknight]

That I've never had sex. That's my darkest secret

[benzz]

when i was 4-5 yrs old i would play with barbies and make them do all sorts of lesbian **** and i had no idea back then what i was even doing lol

[ShouldBStudying]

Fapped in the passenger seat on the side of the road while my dad was fixing the rear tire

[Vikes723]

one morning like 3-4 am i had a strange dream, long story short i woke up with a huge pond of piss, i get up go piss more and come back and sleep like nothing happened, i was to tired to deal with it so not a single was given that morning

[vruaro]

Ive been to the deep web...

this...

[cuttin.bruh]

Overdosed.

[ThCweights]

That I've never had sex. That's my darkest secret

23 and never been laid.


Son...

[CCAurora]

Overdosed.

This... only my best friend knows because he saved my life that night

[RavensFan2k3]

Oh, when I was I small kid, I had a baby sister with huge tits and I would always just give her hugs so I could feel them. She never suspected a thing lmao

[BertDraper]

Most of the posts in here are lulzy and within normal limits, but there are some seriously sick fucks up in here. Dudes molesting their pre-pubescent cousins, fucking special ed kids, cumming on their male friend's pillow cases, groping strangers in the pool, dry-humping their aunts, etc. FFS, can you imagine this thread on 4chan?

[cletus van dam]

Most of the posts in here are lulzy and within normal limits, but there are some seriously sick fucks up in here. Dudes molesting their pre-pubescent cousins, fucking special ed kids, cumming on their male friend's pillow cases, groping strangers in the pool, dry-humping their aunts, etc. FFS, can you imagine this thread on 4chan?

Welcome to teh misc, you must be new here.

[Frank Drebin]

pi$$ed the bed at 25 years old. Sober.

IDK why or how it happened, but it happened just the one time.

Went to get checked out at the docs and everything.

[ThCweights]

pi$$ed the bed at 25 years old. Sober.

IDK why or how it happened, but it happened just the one time.

Went to get checked out at the docs and everything.

Piss bed... better go check with doctor.

[lrlilly4]

When I'm alone I like to randomly put my wiener on things (especially cold things like metal)




My BO smells like really good weed (srs its weird)


I once crapped my pants when I was about 13 purposely.

I once tried to suck my own dick (failed miserably)

I sometimes put hot sauce in my oatmeal

I've laid on my bed before eagle spread with nothing on and a fan blowing towards my nutsack and angus cuz it feltgoodman.jpg and it was really ****in hot.


When I fap I sometimes talk dirty to whatever I'm fapping to like "Yuhh you like that yeee".


I once ate out this fat chicks butthole when I first started having sex cause I thought it would taste better than her pussy

I once banged a girl whos vag smelled like tuna. Was disgust for days.

Is it weird that I'm not sure if I do anything that's considered weird when none is looking. I'm so normal it might be weird.

[skinny1ne]

I misc.

[SightSeeker]

Fapped in the passenger seat on the side of the road while my dad was fixing the rear tire

This one shocked me for some reason lol.

[Frank Drebin]

Piss bed... better go check with doctor.

lulz, thought I had a bladder infection or something

[MasterBlaster52]

u guys mad that I neg all the fukking freaks in this topic?