fapping to finish in back of spanish class to a teacher that was a 5/10
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12-18-2011, 11:24 AM #1261
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12-18-2011, 11:31 AM #1262
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I wet my toilet paper when I wipe my ass.
That's why I only use Charmin, since it's the only one which won't tear.
It's even reached a point where having the sink in arms reach of the toilet is a major selling point whenever I look for an apartment.
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12-18-2011, 11:36 AM #1263
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12-18-2011, 11:57 AM #1264
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12-18-2011, 12:07 PM #1265
Back when I was like 14 I almost joined a hardcore satanic cult. I was into black metal and didn't take any of the **** seriously, thought it was just some spiritual **** with meditating and everything and was harmless. Then found out one of the guys I was in contact with had warrants out for multiple crimes including murder and the leader was in prison for life. Got out of that **** immediately. They used a ton of brainwashing tactics to try and get me to join. Actually read up on the group later on and it's some scary ****.
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12-18-2011, 12:16 PM #1266
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12-18-2011, 02:44 PM #1267
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Hardly...sexual curiosity at that age usually festers itself in that way. Most guys at that age just have guy friends, so naturally their curiosity ends up having to be towards the boys they're around simply because they don't have any females to experiment with. That's the reason anyone in this thread who's done ****ed up sexual stuff at that age to a female is usually saying "my step cousin" or something along those lines...family around your age is typically the only females you'll really end up having a lot of time to spend with.
/psychology
I would give the "weird mother fuker" award to some of the people here talking about playing with their poop even in their older years. Don't know wtf is going on there, that seems like something that a ****ed up childhood would bring.
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12-18-2011, 03:09 PM #1268
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12-18-2011, 04:22 PM #1269
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12-18-2011, 05:04 PM #1270
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weirdest thing ive done that im willing to admit.
fapped on to a piece of paper, once i was done i lifted it to my nose to take a sniff and it accidentally touched my nose.**Misc Cologne Crew**
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12-18-2011, 05:20 PM #1271
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12-18-2011, 07:16 PM #1274
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I would regularly bring my gf home after class my freshman year of college and bang her just about daily. She was a really loud screamer, bet neighbors could hear everytime i brought her home. Well dad works like 15 minutes away and would randomly come home to pick up his bike to go riding after work. Needless to say i never knew he would come home like twice a week while i was banging my gf and he would be in the house. Found out when he told me i needed to figure out how to f**k her more quietly. Awkward
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12-18-2011, 11:04 PM #1275
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12-18-2011, 11:13 PM #1276
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12-19-2011, 12:17 AM #1280
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12-19-2011, 12:41 AM #1281
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12-19-2011, 12:44 AM #1282
http://forum.bodybuilding.com/showth...ight=magnetron read this and got horny.
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12-19-2011, 12:44 AM #1283
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12-19-2011, 01:00 AM #1284
Ive done all the fukked up **** as a child.
Chit my pants, killed a goose, did fukked up things to people. All of this has been said so Ill two recent things that have happened in my life.
-Was in Cancun in August, high as fukk on E and starting to feel the booze as I was coming down. Started making out with a random club slut that clearly wanted the D. But as I was making out with her and the booze set in I got sick fast. Puked a lil bit while we were making out. Never seen a girl so disgusted in my life. Just caught a cab and went back to my hotel, puked my brains out for the rest of the night. Haven't told any of the guys I took the trip with.
-Waiting in line for Sander Van doorn at the Guv there was a solid 7/10 with a nice ass standing in front of me. Girl was clearly on coke and we discussed that if neither of us could find anyone that night we would fukk eachother at the end of the night. Anyways music comes on outside and Ive got my hands around her now because we were "cold" she starts grinding I get hard as fukk and bust. She didn't know that. Just went to the bathroom, took my boxers off and went commando that night. Ofc I see her at the end of the night walking out with another dude.Gay for Klokov crew
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12-19-2011, 01:30 AM #1285
ive gotten completely naked when its gotten dark and seen how far i can get from my front door.
i used to sit on the floor near the front door masturbating with my laptop and would open the door to feel fresh air on my cock and draw attention to myself.
my grandpa walked in on me fapping, he was senile but i think he saw my cock. hes dead now so i guess it doesnt matter. /relief.
i pissed out of a second story window with an erection because I felt like it
i fap into my clothes all the time then dump them in my room for months on end.
i have used condoms in my bag from agesss ago, wrapped in old paper bags and tissues and ****.
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12-19-2011, 02:08 AM #1286
at schoolies when 17 fapped into a shot glass and waited for my mate to shot it...he knew and threw it on my face when i was watching tv.
pissed in a juice bottle during superbad at the movies...packed cinema people right next to me.
always put my finger on my wang pull the foreskin over finger, pull out and then smell itWhy do they call it ovaltine...the mug is round, the jar is round, they should call it roundtine
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12-19-2011, 06:33 AM #1287
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Here's my most recent retard move:
Paid $20 for a month on "Hotmatch" just to e-stalk someone. We were talking off a forum like this. Conversation kind of died and got boring. I have seen like 5 different pictures and some are weird or creepy and some are cute so I can't even tell if she's worth meeting IRL. Was browsing the HM website just for lulz and she was on there. Apparently she's into the wiccan thing which is where the weirdness comes from. So I paid $20 to view a profile which sucked and only had 2 different pictures I hadn't seen before. Still can't decide if cute or just too weird. And her profile was as boring as her conversation skillz in email. So it cost me $20 to lose interest completely. Will not post pics.
By the way.....if any Estalkers on here want me to look up a profile for them.....let me know since I still have a couple weeks with my "silver" account.Last edited by Wtf?; 12-19-2011 at 06:42 AM.
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12-19-2011, 05:20 PM #1288
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