Saturday at 230AM I had just finished getting yucky with Mrs 5th and clappin dem chaaks when my cell rings. Didn't recognize the number, no biggie I like attention so I answer and I hear very loud background music. I say hello once get no reply and hang up. I assume from the following text conversation he met a chick who gave him a bogus number. Next morning I have the following the text chat. The guy hasn't caught on yet that he's talking to me. Time to see if he's had a crush on me for years.
Updates on pg 5
Updates on pg 9
Updates on pg 12
He's texting now asking for a pic of me. He's called me twice and I didn't pick up so I can drag this out. I don't have VM setup FTMFW so he may never know until I link him to this thread.
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09-26-2011, 07:13 AM #1Registered User
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BBC wants me to prepare my anus (srs)(text pics)
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09-26-2011, 07:15 AM #2Banned
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LMAO, you are such a ***got.
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09-26-2011, 07:15 AM #3Registered User
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lol wat
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09-26-2011, 07:16 AM #4Cheeky Kunt ส้้้้้้้้้้้้
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09-26-2011, 07:16 AM #5DINK (not the penor kind)
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signatures in SMS
today I found a new thing that makes me rage
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09-26-2011, 07:17 AM #6£3.50
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This is ****ing GOLD.
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09-26-2011, 07:18 AM #7MILF Hunter
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09-26-2011, 07:19 AM #8Registered User
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09-26-2011, 07:19 AM #9Registered User
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wtf even is this?
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09-26-2011, 07:20 AM #10Shake and bake
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OS*Cl*seO
hello sir. i am wanting to touch girl butt. any of dis people hur dun touching girl butt when u no know them? if u dun go and just touch dis girl butt what she do?"
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09-26-2011, 07:21 AM #11Rustlin' Jimmies Brah!
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this is hilarious brah!
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09-26-2011, 07:21 AM #12we sohabs
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haha dud is all desperate's for some. fuckin beta's brah.
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09-26-2011, 07:21 AM #13Registered User
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09-26-2011, 07:21 AM #14( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
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pepper your angus for when he finds out what's up
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09-26-2011, 07:22 AM #15Registered Loser
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what are the odds of this happening
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09-26-2011, 07:22 AM #16assthetics
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Excuse me, your seatbelt seems to be broken. What do you recommend I do?
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09-26-2011, 07:23 AM #17Tanned
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What the hell..
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09-26-2011, 07:23 AM #18grip and sip
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09-26-2011, 07:23 AM #19Rustlin' Jimmies Brah!
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dude, you defintely need to continue the troll.....
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09-26-2011, 07:23 AM #20~Bulking Mode~
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im in on dis thread
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09-26-2011, 07:23 AM #21R[̲̅ə̲̅٨̲̅٥̲̅٦̲̅]ution
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09-26-2011, 07:24 AM #22Banned
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LMAO. So much potential.
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09-26-2011, 07:24 AM #23
What in the name of all that is holy
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09-26-2011, 07:24 AM #24★Alpha Guy★
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LMAO
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09-26-2011, 07:24 AM #25I am the traumatic event.
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09-26-2011, 07:24 AM #26Seoul-Brotha
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Some major trolling potential here. Send him to various places to meet up for 'guaranteed' sex, lol.
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09-26-2011, 07:24 AM #27
OP is male or female?
Bodybuilding is easy, it just takes long.
Never give up man! It's only an hour of your day, how many hours can you waste playing Video Games and accomplish NOTHING??? Just one hour a day, that's all your body asks.
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09-26-2011, 07:24 AM #28Registered User
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09-26-2011, 07:24 AM #29R[̲̅ə̲̅٨̲̅٥̲̅٦̲̅]ution
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op, you're such a ******* i swear.
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okayOriginally Posted by jjcoola
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