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    Lettuce be reality, 6 feet tall is pretty average these days. The only reason why many people consider 6 feet tall to be the starting point for tallness, is because "6" is a number that is different and especially greater than "5", is called convenience. There is only 1 inch difference between 5'11 and 6 feet tall, and when footwear is involved (we do not walk barefoot) the difference is pretty much none. This is the reason why many people do not consider 5'11 to be the starting point of tallnes, even though 5'11 barefoot is not short, why ? because 5 is smaller than 6. There you have it, is called convenience. The same stupidity applies for 6 meals a day, 30 grams of protein per meal, 1gr of protein per pound of bodyweight. It's called stupid human mentality. Now you have been awared. Unless you are 6'2, then you are NOT tall.
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    I would drag my balls through 2 miles of piranha infested waters just to lick the turd out of her ass
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    Let's hear some good ones need an opening line so I could confess my love
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    Would stab my balls with a rusty ice pick and hang a raw steak from my cawk and dip them im shark infested waters so i can sniff the seat you sat on in studyhall in 2002
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    I would swim up the Amazon with 45 pound dumbbells tied to my scrotum and Ellen Degeneres’ queef as my air supply if it meant I could eat a seafood dinner with her over skype on a dial up internet connection.

    I would paint my scrotum to look like a mouse and dip it in a tank full of hungry Western Diamondback Rattlesnakes just to take a 5 minute nap on the floor of the same rest-stop bathroom her gay cousin had diarrhea in 14 years ago.

    I would dive to the bottom of a pool filled with human feces and AIDS needles just to find a knife that I can use to cut the corneas out of my eyes only to lick the hairy sweaty taint of the guy that delivered pizza next door to a guy that knows another guy that walked past her on the sidewalk 5 years ago.
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    Originally Posted by pavchaos View Post
    Let's hear some good ones need an opening line so I could confess my love
    I would work 8 years in a dangerous chilean coal mine just to read a book that was once flipped through in the barnes and noble in the hometown of the guy who rejected her 8th grade teacher from prom back in 1973.
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    I would swim up the amazon river with 50lb dumbells attached to my penis, with Oprahs queef as my oxygen supply to have a nice seafood dinner date whilst talking to you over a dial up internet connection on skype.
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    i would sky dive into a pool filled with piranhas wearing a skin tight heavy leather suite with just my ball sack exposed just to find a clean lock of her hair one day rummaging through her garbage.

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    I would walk across the Sahara dessert covered in broken glass wearing a hat made out of barbed wire, just to work in McDonalds for 6 years for just $5 so I can afford to take a bus to the place you once was in 10 years ago, and smell the ground your shadow once surfaced upon.
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    I would swim through piranha infested waters with 45 pound dumbbells tied to my scrotum using Rosie O'Donnell's queef as my only air supply just to shake the hands of the janitor who works for a man who sniffed the chair you farted on three years ago
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    i would drag my balls through 1 million miles of broken glass across the sahara desert with rosie odonnell's queef as my only air supply just to get a whiff of her panties after they had been donated to a thrift store and used as a cum rag by a HIV positive homeless man
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    Originally Posted by belmont316 View Post
    I would walk across the Sahara dessert covered in broken glass wearing a hat made out of barbed wire, just to work in McDonalds for 6 years for just $5 so I can afford to take a bus to the place you once was in 10 years ago, and smell the ground your shadow once surfaced upon.
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    would stab my balls with a rusty ice pick and hang a raw steak from my cawk and dip them im shark infested waters so i can sniff the seat you sat on in studyhall in 2002


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    i wrote this one, kind of lengthy but, donovanmcnabb.gif

    I would drag my balls through a 10 mile pit of acid and herpes laced razor blades, then dip them in a cup of blood filled by 20 different really black HIV positive africans, then I would take my still dripping and cut nutsack and rub it with a conglomeration of salt, crushed red pepper and sulfuric acid then spray-down my leftover ballsack with an entire can of maximum strength bear mace all while being hooked up to military strength tear gas for my only supply of oxygen, and while wearing shoes filled with needles, scorpions, and left over hyperdermic crack syringes just to eat a cyanide laced, jizzed on piece of maggot infested dog shyt, shat out by a dog that once pissed on the fence of somebody her 2nd 2nd cousin's freind once looked at while drunk in a bar where fukking donkeys and snorting coccaine was normal business, just to sniff a breeze 20 hours after it brushed over her skin and passed over 5 different shyt factories.
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    I would swim through piranha infested waters with 45 pound dumbbells tied to my scrotum using Rosie O'Donnell's queef as my only air supply just to shake the hands of the janitor who works for a man who sniffed the chair you farted on three years ago
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    i would stuff a hose with 1 metre of barbed wire inside deep down inside my penis hole, pull the hose out leaving the wire, leave it there for 100 days pulling it out 1cm at a time via my arsehole, eat my blood and **** off the wire, **** it out, eat the ****, vomit that up, eat that vomit, **** it out again, mix it in a blender with brocolli and the cheesy yeast from oprah winfrey's pussy with a scabby rash while she was on her period, pour it down my left sinus, drink whatever came out my right sinus, **** that out, smear it on my cock and masturbate to gay midget pterodactyl porn at the same time as i rubbed it on my face, just to order a full cream milk latte with 1 sugar from the same starbucks that a friend of a friend of a friend of a friend of a friend of her ugliest fattest friend did
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    i wrote this one, kind of lengthy but, donovanmcnabb.gif

    I would drag my balls through a 10 mile pit of acid and herpes laced razor blades, then dip them in a cup of blood filled by 20 different really black HIV positive africans, then I would take my still dripping and cut nutsack and rub it with a conglomeration of salt, crushed red pepper and sulfuric acid then spray-down my leftover ballsack with an entire can of maximum strength bear mace all while being hooked up to military strength tear gas for my only supply of oxygen, and while wearing shoes filled with needles, scorpions, and left over hyperdermic crack syringes just to eat a cyanide laced, jizzed on piece of maggot infested dog shyt, shat out by a dog that once pissed on the fence of somebody her 2nd 2nd cousin's freind once looked at while drunk in a bar where fukking donkeys and snorting coccaine was normal business, just to sniff a breeze 20 hours after it brushed over her skin and passed over 5 different shyt factories.
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    I would swim up the Amazon with 45 pound dumbbells tied to my scrotum and Ellen Degeneres’ queef as my air supply if it meant I could eat a seafood dinner with her over skype on a dial up internet connection.

    I would paint my scrotum to look like a mouse and dip it in a tank full of hungry Western Diamondback Rattlesnakes just to take a 5 minute nap on the floor of the same rest-stop bathroom her gay cousin had diarrhea in 14 years ago.

    I would dive to the bottom of a pool filled with human feces and AIDS needles just to find a knife that I can use to cut the corneas out of my eyes only to lick the hairy sweaty taint of the guy that delivered pizza next door to a guy that knows another guy that walked past her on the sidewalk 5 years ago.
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    Originally Posted by MikeHawkBiggums View Post
    I would swim up the Amazon with 45 pound dumbbells tied to my scrotum and Ellen Degeneres’ queef as my air supply if it meant I could eat a seafood dinner with her over skype on a dial up internet connection.

    I would paint my scrotum to look like a mouse and dip it in a tank full of hungry Western Diamondback Rattlesnakes just to take a 5 minute nap on the floor of the same rest-stop bathroom her gay cousin had diarrhea in 14 years ago.

    I would dive to the bottom of a pool filled with human feces and AIDS needles just to find a knife that I can use to cut the corneas out of my eyes only to lick the hairy sweaty taint of the guy that delivered pizza next door to a guy that knows another guy that walked past her on the sidewalk 5 years ago.
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    I would insert barbed wire into my vas deferens, tying the other end of it to an angry, bucking wildebeast while I floated around in an overflowing septic tank for 3 years, just for the chance to murder a podiatrist from your home town, remove his skin, crawl inside his skin and sew it up around me, and wait for the 1 in million chance that you make an appointment with me and I get to inspect your toenails.
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    I would cover myself in salami and do the cha-cha blindfolded through a minefield to the beat of Zumba music whilst vultures swooped and scratched at my flesh; just to eat a salad made from a carrot you once masturbated with.

    I would climb over the grand canyon one armed & blindfolded on a set of rusty monkey bars covered in hornets whilst beraing a 12lb bag of marbles tied to my shaft if it meant that once reaching the other side I could suck a fart out of your arse through a curly straw.

    I would somersault bare backed though a mile of salt laced barbed wire then paddle across a piranha infested river in a kayak made of paper mache with only the scoop from a tub of jack3d as my paddle just so I could sip a mouthful of tea brewed from one of your two week old tampons.

    I would drag my balls over a mile of broken glass just hear you fart through a walkie talkie
    I would hopscotch barefooted through a field of thorns whilst juggling a pair of double-edged scalpels contaminated with rabies if it meant I could eat a hot dog made from one of your aborted foetuses.

    I would backstroke through a sandpit filled with banana puree then pole vault blindfolded into a pit of starving baboons, whilst wielding only a rusty slinky as my weapon, if it meant i could chew a 2 yearold piece of gum you once spat on on the floor of a KFC restroom
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