How many calories does ejaculating burn?Because I randomly shout all the time. Does it take a lot of energy to speak?
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08-18-2011, 08:34 AM #1Registered User
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How many calories does ejaculating burn?
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08-18-2011, 08:35 AM #2Registered User
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Your dictionary is broken.
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08-18-2011, 08:38 AM #3Back To Wreck Shyt!!
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Bad troll, is bad.Originally Posted by buildhealth
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08-18-2011, 08:40 AM #4Registered User
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08-18-2011, 08:41 AM #5Registered User
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Good one...1/6/10: 320 lbs
5/1/11: 229 lbs
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08-18-2011, 08:42 AM #6Registered User
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I don't know, it actually made me giggle. A little.Originally Posted by Siafu4Life
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08-18-2011, 09:13 AM #7Registered User
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This is nutrition forum no? You plan on eating it too or something?
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08-18-2011, 09:28 AM #8Registered User
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I've always told my wife that it's a bunch of protein with no calories...and that I'm always available if she is trying to hit those macros.
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08-18-2011, 09:40 AM #9Super Spreader
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Living in the coldness of your parent's basement probably burns more calories.
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08-18-2011, 10:49 AM #10
About 14 kcals. 17 kcals with a roar.
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08-18-2011, 11:28 AM #11Bootless Errand
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Entered this thread expecting OP to be red. Was not disappoint.
Trolling used to mean something.No brain, no gain.
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08-18-2011, 11:43 AM #12Registered User
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wise words from our resident nut expert.Originally Posted by desslok
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08-18-2011, 01:03 PM #13Registered User
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strong user name to thread title lolOriginally Posted by feelsg00dmayne
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08-18-2011, 01:04 PM #14Registered User
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Lmao, nice.Originally Posted by chickeneater
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08-18-2011, 01:47 PM #15Registered User
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That's actually a clever-er (!) pun than the nuts stuff.
Or maybe it just seems that way because I have never seen the word "ejaculate" used in that way, being a dirty foreigner and all.
e·jac·u·late
v. e·jac·u·lat·ed, e·jac·u·lat·ing, e·jac·u·lates
v.tr.
1. To eject or discharge abruptly, especially to discharge (semen) in orgasm.
2. To utter suddenly and passionately; exclaim.
not sure if it's really used as in 2 nowadays anymore, as I'm not native to an English speaking country
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08-18-2011, 01:49 PM #16Registered User
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08-18-2011, 03:37 PM #17Clean Fulking
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Bout tree fiddy
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08-18-2011, 06:02 PM #18Cooler than you.
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I just ejaculated at the top of my lungs.Originally Posted by hankst
I achieve nutritional fortitude by a method which shall not be named, lest the peasants learn to read.
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08-18-2011, 06:07 PM #19Registered User
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I can haz ejaculate noez?
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08-18-2011, 06:07 PM #20Natty 4 now
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08-18-2011, 06:09 PM #21Registered User
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Here the calorie breakdown so you know what you are feeding her.Originally Posted by Anzy
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08-18-2011, 06:52 PM #22Registered User
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A girl asks her Doctor "How many calories are in cum?" He replies "Listen love, if you swallow nobody cares how fat you are!Originally Posted by DLcity
Here the calorie breakdown so you know what you are feeding her.
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